Toy Toy on Worst Cooks In America

[tommie]

She's presented as singer & ICON. So true. xoxo

 

[Alexis]

That wig is an accident waiting to happen...

 

[Willie Oleson]

She looks like Eartha Kitt.

 

[Richard Channing]

That wig is an accident waiting to happen...

Or one that's already happened.

Btw is that a line of coke on the chopping board?

 

[Alexis]

She looks like Eartha Kitt.

In drag.

Btw is that a line of coke on the chopping board?

Clearly. And she's got no American Express to cut with, hence being on WORST COCK IN AMERICA. So she's cutting it with a kitchen knife. ICONIC.

Secretly I love her.

 

[Willie Oleson]

Have I landed on a tommie topic again? Dammit!