We've finally finished the five-film TWILIGHT franchise. I'd like to rank them here for you all now, and give you little tidbits as to way each movie lands where it does according to my personal tastes.
First, I'd like to say that I never saw these films when they were new and popular, so my opinions are coming solely from a viewer watching them with "new" eyes, almost a decade after the final outing was released.
From best-to-worst, here's how I'd rank the movies:
I actually enjoyed the TWILIGHT movies overall.
My least -- and by far -- was the original. That's almost against the law: saying your least favorite in a well-loved franchise is the original film. I just found that first movie to be overlong and tedious; nothing happens for too long a time. It's not that I object long movies, but I thought the original TWILIGHT had too much padding and filler that could've been sliced and everything would've still been alright in the end. Kristin Stewart and Robert Pattinson, while playing "iconic" and fan favorite characters, seem to have little-to-no chemistry together.
I instantly liked the second movie in the series, subtitled NEW MOON, especially when Taylor Lautner got rid of his terrible wig. I also really like how the second movie deals a lot with Bella's relationship with Jacob. I've always been Team Jacob, despite that character's jerkier moves throughout the franchise. I think that Bella looks happier with Jacob than she every has with Edward. Bella and Edward are too somber and depressing and they don't smile a whole lot together. Their relationship just seems a little too forced for my preference.
ECLIPSE (the third in the series) was a good movie, but it was a little drab. I did like how Edward and Jacob were at least attempting to pull their forces together to protect their mutual interest: Bella. That is always something interesting to explore: two differing sides finding some common ground where they can bring down the "dark" side.
The final two movies, subtitled BREAKING DAWN: PART 1 and BREAKING DAWN: PART 2, could be easily watched as one giant movie. I've actually had the idea of doing just that one of these days. Visually, I'd say these final two films are the best-looking outings in the franchise. I'd argue that the acting and storytelling is also a smidge better than what the first three movies dished out. Kristin Stewart is definitely her most physically attractive as Bella in these final chapters.
BREAKING DAWN: PART 1 is my favorite of the franchise. I like that Edward and Bella are finally married and therefore able to be together, even if they still seem awkward around one another. Throughout the entire wedding ceremony Bella looks constipated and like she realizes she is making the biggest mistake of her life. And then... as luck would have it... Jacob shows up and Bella instantly has a smile on her face. She laughs and giggles with him while Edward eases himself back to the reception.
Wait... what?
Bella appears happier with Jacob? Yeah, she looks happier with Jacob. Now I know that Jacob did some jerky things throughout the movies (like not having the slightest interest that Edward would die), but I honestly thought Bella would've been happier with him. Edward was drab and too dark, and not in a mysterious way... but in a weird way.
BREAKING DAWN: PART 2 was a good finale, but I laughed every single time they showed us Edward and Bella's computer-generated baby. It was an obvious fake. I understand that I real child would've been hard to cast, but I think more attention could've been used in that area (at least the baby wasn't around too long before the child started aging).
My biggest issues with the TWILIGHT series are: 1) Kristin Stewart as Bella. I found her irritating and whiny. Her physical attractiveness leads me to wonder why in the world two good-looking guys like Edward and Jacob fought for her. 2) The mere fact that Edward and Bella rarely (if ever) look happy when together. They were appealing visually, I guess so anyway, but their happiness always seemed forced and non-existent by the expression on their faces.
I'd re-watch those movies one day. I doubt I'd watch them in order again anytime soon, but I'll get around to again one of these days.
