Willy Wonka has an Affair with Sue Ellen

[Ray_Krebbs]

I think the end of this film could have acted as a great crossover of Willy Wonka and Dallas. After Sue Ellen has an affair with Wonka, JR throws him off the balcony. He later gives Wonkas gum to Charlie

 

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

I think the end of this film could have acted as a great crossover of Willy Wonka and Dallas. After Sue Ellen has an affair with Wonka, JR throws him off the balcony. He later gives Wonkas gum to Charlie

You need to stop using that ketamine, Uncle Ray. It's starting to addle your brain. Of course maybe it's just listening to Jenna, my Mom which does it!

 

[LMLDallas78]

Sue Ellen would only have an affair with Willy if he was dishing out these sparkly wrapped chocolate liqueurs.

"Please Willy, I'm so confused, chocolate or booze"

Willy came up with his latest invention.

 

[Ray_Krebbs]

Haha guys. I think it could have worked like this. Wonka is bored after having given the chocolate factory to Charlie Bucket in the film. He relocates to Dallas with some of his Oompa Loompas to make a new start and open a new chocolate factory. J.R. learns of this and reaches out to have lunch. He wants to help finance it if Wonka let's him become a partner. He agrees and then when he meets Sue Ellen, his little willy goes out of control.

 

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

Haha guys. I think it could have worked like this. Wonka is bored after having given the chocolate factory to Charlie Bucket in the film. He relocates to Dallas with some of his Oompa Loompas to make a new start and open a new chocolate factory. J.R. learns of this and reaches out to have lunch. He wants to help finance it if Wonka let's him become a partner. He agrees and then when he meets Sue Ellen, his little willy goes out of control.

I take it back it's not an overdose of Ketamine, it's that ruddy Viagra!

 

[Ray_Krebbs]

And this could have been the scene in the Ewing Oil garage that Wonka first views Sue Ellen. We can replace Kelly LeBrock with Linda Gray

 

[Richard Channing]

Haha guys. I think it could have worked like this. Wonka is bored after having given the chocolate factory to Charlie Bucket in the film. He relocates to Dallas with some of his Oompa Loompas to make a new start and open a new chocolate factory. J.R. learns of this and reaches out to have lunch. He wants to help finance it if Wonka let's him become a partner. He agrees and then when he meets Sue Ellen, his little willy goes out of control.

JR even goes as far as coercing Lucy into marrying one of the Oompa Loompas to seal the deal.

 

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

JR even goes as far as coercing Lucy into marrying one of the Oompa Loompas to seal the deal.

To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised.

Mitch Cooper was a bit of an Oompa Loompa, so she did marry one after all!

 

[Ray_Krebbs]

After Wonka falls out the window, he lands on top of Violet that is pushed over to visit him. A 20ish Denise Nickerson does a guest part. Wonka flies up through the window and knocks out J.R. that is arguing with Sue Ellen. Those two are divorced at this point. J.r. wakes up and calls McSween over. He tells him Wonka and Sue Ellen went across state to get married. J.R. tells him those two will never get married as long as I see to to it. I'd also like to see scenes of Wonka in his top hat and suit doing meetings with Angelica Nero. Who would appear more out there

 

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

After Wonka falls out the window, he lands on top of Violet that is pushed over to visit him. A 20ish Denise Nickerson does a guest part. Wonka flies up through the window and knocks out J.R. that is arguing with Sue Ellen. Those two are divorced at this point. J.r. wakes up and calls McSween over. He tells him Wonka and Sue Ellen went across state to get married. J.R. tells him those two will never get married as long as I see to to it. I'd also like to see scenes of Wonka in his top hat and suit doing meetings with Angelica Nero. Who would appear more out there

Angelica Nero!

So Pam dreamt all this too. Thank gawd for that!

 

[Guzzler’s Frightening Hair]

I admit to not having watched the video or done more than the barest skim of the thread as of yet, but I’m absolutely certain young Peter Richards is involved in this somehow

 

[Ray_Krebbs]

Wonka would have lasted till the later years. Each Oompa Loompa would have featured in the exploding dam credits with a quick view of their faces with the others. At the end of the program, Wonka winds up with Ewing Oil and Westar. The Oompa Loompas beat up JR and drag him out

 

[Ray_Krebbs]

Wonka lost Sue Ellen at the end and did not open another chocolate place. He did wind up taking the town over. Like the Mary Tyler Moore theme goes, you're gonna make it after all

 

[Ray_Krebbs]

Another thing could have acted as this. After J.R. wakes up from his crash with Wonka prior to McSween arriving, he awakens to Violet in the room her hands flapping and she goes I came here to see Mr. Wonka and then I met the cutest man ever. Will you be my main squeeze. J.R. is upset and goes first Sue Ellen runs off to marry Willy Wonka and Fatso Fogarty comes here and tries to get it on. Can my night get worse

 

[Ray_Krebbs]

It is discovered Wonka and Sue Ellen ran off to Haleyville to get married. J.R. goes there and finds Wonka in a restaurant and learns they were married and that Sue Ellen is asleep at a motel. Cally comes to their table, and each of the men's little willys go off again. Cally's brothers walk in on the three in bed together and turn J.R. and Wonka over to the sheriff. The justice of the peace tells Wonka he just married him and Sue Ellen and he went and violated the virginal Cally. Sue Ellen is at the kangaroo court trial. She tells Wonka she is annulling the marriage and asks the justice of the peace to hang each of them before she leaves town. The two go to the jail on the chain gang. J.R. and Wonka come to the conclusion they need to put their differences aside and work together to escape. They are each caught on the run. Cally claims that she loves them each. We can then suspend reality and pretend Arkansas is a state that allows a woman to have more than one husband's at a time. After the wedding the men work together again and run to Dallas. The men have made up and Wonka is present at the ranch when Cally arrives. Sue Ellen works with her to fake the pregnancy though it is uncertain who the father is. There is a ceremony at Southfork the day of the tornado and both men next to each other renew their vows with her. Wonka moves to Southfork and all three share a room. They are approached to do a reality program called Brother Husband's like Sister Wives

An alternative to this is after Wonka and Sue Ellen are married, they buy the Krebbs Ranch before Ray and Jenna move to Europe. Wonka dams up the river and fills the river with liquid chocolate for his concoctions. Instead of the armed soldiers, the Oompa Loompas patrol the area in army attire and weapons. Haynes is the foreman and lead Oompa Loompa. After the Ewings destroy the dam, the range war begins. Tommy and Tracy turn out to be Wonka's children. It turns out Wonka was working with Wendell and is the new chairman after the arrest. He gets angry and shouts don't give me that crap. I'll blow you up like a blueberry to people that get on his nerves. Wonka accidentally shoots Tommy after the police come to arrest him and pushes Tracy away

 

[Guzzler’s Frightening Hair]

We can then suspend reality

whew, thank goodness!

 

[Ray_Krebbs]

I think it would have been awesome if songs from Woman in Red like I Just Called to Say I Love You, It's You and Weakness were written for Dallas as part of a lyrical soundtrack. Dionne Warwick and Stevie Wonder could have guest starred to perform them at the either the Oil Barons Club or the ranch and have them played at different points

 

[Piggyrella Sanderson]

I think it would have been awesome if songs from Woman in Red like I Just Called to Say I Love You, It's You and Weakness were written for Dallas as part of a lyrical soundtrack. Dionne Warwick and Stevie Wonder could have guest starred to perform them at the either the Oil Barons Club or the ranch and have them played at different points

In my fanfic "Ewing Empire" I also use song lyrics, and "Lady in Red" (not woman) was one of Swellin´s favorite songs.

 

[Ray_Krebbs]

Another thing I'd add to this is after the dam explosion, the Ewings watch as their river is filled with chocolate. Miss Ellie goes uh oh. I don't think we thought this one out too carefully. We can't have the cattle drinking this. It's going to cost us an arm and leg to drain this, clean it, and get new water added

Then Ray tells Miss Ellie that they should have looked on the other side of the river first. Miss Ellie tells him to hush up and states how the he'll were we supposed to know Wonka turned the river to chocolate that quick. It connects to every ranch the whole town over. Everyone is going to sue the pants off us. We're finished. Ray tells her it is not his problem cause he sold his land and wishes her luck with that

 

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

Another thing I'd add to this is after the dam explosion, the Ewings watch as their river is filled with chocolate. Miss Ellie goes uh oh. I don't think we thought this one out too carefully. We can't have the cattle drinking this. It's going to cost us an arm and leg to drain this, clean it, and get new water added

It would've been better if the river was filled with vodka.

Sue Ellen would never have recovered from being an alcoholic!