Believe it or not, some of these high-level shenanigans happened in the real world, and happened recently enough that we had a big conversation about it on these very boards back in the day.
We are talking about a Texas company that filed bankruptcy, and even
after the bankruptcy it was the fifth largest company in the United States. Here are the players:
Ken Lay-- The real life J.R. Ewing
Jeffrey Skilling-- The real life Jeb Ames
Andy Fastow-- The real life Vaughn Leland
Ken Lay and Jeff Skilling formed Enron. This company shot up in value overnight. They were rated on the
Most Admired Companies and the
Most Innovative Companies lists. People were becoming millionaires overnight. It seemed too good to be true. Everybody was getting rich until much like the scene where J.R. suckers his friends into the Asian Oil Leases, everything came crashing down.
Here's how it happened:
Jeff Skilling would find an energy deal, such as a natural gas field. Ken Lay would look it over and agree that over the next 10 years, this field would produce $ 50 million in profit. He would take this information to Andy Fastow.
Here's where J.R. Ewing would be proud: They announce this gas field will over the next 10 years will generate a $ 50 million dollar profit. So they pay themselves a $ 50 million dollar bonus THAT DAY! Yes, they steal fifty million dollars from the company and hide it by saying that the deal is EVENTUALLY worth fifty million.
@Jabari Lamar is probably asking, "How is that possible?"
It's possible because there were so many people wanted to get rich, that they were investing in Enron like crazy. So it was easy to steal fifty million and hide it.
Oh, it gets better!
They would set up a shell corporation, let's call it Willie Joe Ames incorporated. (thought of you when I chose that name,
@Taylor Bennett Jr. ) The shell corporation would buy oil and gas futures. Then, Enron would buy those oil and gas futures for pennies on the dollar. Of course, partners would hand each other million dollar bonuses at each deal.
"Wait a minute!"
@DallasFanForever might ask. "Wouldn't Billy Joe Garr Incorporated eventually run out of money?"
Yes, they would. And they would just dissolve, along with all that bad debt and then Enron would start another shell company.
It's like Jeremy Wendell asked in one episode. "Really, J.R. You think you're the only one who can set up dummy corporations?"
Oh, it gets even better! In the middle of all this theft and blatant looting, Enron got into the electricity business.
As you can imagine ,the local governments who bought electricity always had a restriction on what you could charge them for electricity. Nothing to be done there, right?
Wrong!
Enron would send a "Three B's Man" (Bobby Ewing Type) to wine and dine and bribe local officials to do away with restrictions on what you can charge for electricity.
@stevew , I know you are asking if that could really happen?
Yes! Right in front of the whole world, these government officials were announcing, "Starting next year, we will allow Enron to charge us whatever they want for electricity" And they announced this with a straight face! And as taxpayers, we KNEW they were bribed, but there was no proof.
I know
@Mustard is wondering, "Wasn't ANYBODY watching over this, and tried to stop them?"
Yes, some government bodies did try to stop them. They came to a compromise, that only in an EMERGENCY, such as when one power plant went out, could Enron charge any amount they wanted for electricity in their remaining (active) power plants.
Sounds good, right?
Well, in a brilliant J.R. type move, Enron bought several power plants. So when demand for electricity was high, they would shut one plant down for "maintenance" and declare EMERGENCY. All their other plants can now charge whatever they want and they marked up the price by 800%.
They could do this any time they wanted. Just shut one plant down for "maintenance" (it's hard to even type that with a straight face) and now it's an emergency and their other plants can charge whatever they want.
But get this! Enron then set up corporations to rescue the government from Enron. There is an official memo that describes their business model:
"We get paid for moving energy to relieve congestion, without actually moving any energy or relieving any congestion."
Ken Lay even had a great Jock Ewing type quote. He said of the governments tying to stop him:
"In the final analysis, it doesn't matter what you crazy people do, because I got smart guys who can always figure out how to make money."
So, you are asking, how can a huge company get away with this? Where was the oversight, where was the board, where were the auditors?
I'm glad you asked.
The auditing and oversight was done by Arthur Anderson, one of the biggest accounting companies in the world. They had a sterling reputation and employed 28,000 people in the United States and 84,000 people around the world. So, they are on the case, right?
HA! Haven't you been watching
Dallas this whole time?
In a stunning display of arrogance, Andy Fastow (think Vaughn Leland) announced to the top management of Arthur Anderson, "If we go down, you are going down with us." and the next thing you know, over at Arthur Anderson they are shredding Enron documents. Like Holly Harwood with J.R.-- Arthur Anderson, a proud and principled company, is now in bed with Enron.
Once things begin to unravel, they bankrupt the company like Cliff Barnes did his mothers company.
But they were still able to steal and loot. How?
Once the scandals were known, people obviously wanted their investment money back. So, in a move worthy of Andy Bradley at the Cattleman's Bank, the guys at Enron announce, "Oh, we changed the company we use for clearing transactions, so it will take a while for you to get your investment back".
And this gave them extra time to continue plundering.
Oh, yes. It was a story that only the writers of Dallas could create.
Problem was, it happened in real life.