What are some possible twists and turns that could have shaped the plot lines of Dallas from as we know it?

TheDeadBobby

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What are we supposed to do with this thread? Heck I don't know, maybe just tell a shift or change you would have liked have seen from the way the show actually turned out.

Can I start? This may be more extreme than expected but...

So Sue Ellen had scenes with Dr. Elbee for much of season 3. What if instead the cleaner Dr. Elbee look in season 4 and him fading away, he became a regular guest start and actually grew his hair even longer, ordered a lot of pizzas and started drinking during his sessions with Sue Ellen which made Sue Ellen realize what a mess she had become prompting her to get out of that hell hole forever, so she did!
The rest of the Dallas family however was in such a mess fighting, bickering and haggling back and forth that they all started seeing Dr. Elbee as a group. In fact they invited him to Southfork to their drinking room to haggle out their anger on each other every afternoon. So for the next 10 seasons, Dallas becomes about the dark, drinking therapy sessions but with different angles lighting and fashionable clothing to keep it interesting. The show would toggle back every now and then to Sue Ellen who rose up and took charge over Ewing Oil, building an commanding Empire that eventually fought to purchase all the oil production competition world wide! She alone controlled every nation's economy on the Planet, while her family and the big hairball Dr. Elbee struggled to figure out just what went wrong?? ! In the last episode, Sue Ellen purchases the entire Milky Way and even her corrupt drunken family and Dr. Elbee who died three shows ago but was still in his chair comes back to life to toast Sue Ellen (who by then upgraded to a BMW station wagon).


Ok, that one was out there, but here is another version not related to the above version.

When Jock dies, just write it in the script that he had a heart attack or something considering he had that problem earlier on in an episode, then move on.
Instead of Bobby dying, the writers put him in a coma to buy more time and give them more options. I don't remember much of the show past that point since I only saw the original run back in the 80s.... but I do remember the ending sucked. Here is my ending: JR has a major victory which makes him feel like the king of the world and during his celebration he has a massive coronary and dies grasping at all the wealth and power that just sprouted wings and was flying away from him.


Alright ... go ahead and let's hear some plot shifts of your own. :popcorn:
 

Taylor Bennett Jr.

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I especially like the first scenario - the kind of thinking that would have taken the show to the next level!

I might even go a step further and have Elby’s hair gradually envelop the entire Southfork mansion like a giant fluffy spider web, causing all its inhabitants to either suffocate or starve to death.

Luckily, Sue Ellen would learn of this soon after buying the universe and would shoot a laser from one of the moons of Saturn to instantly vaporize the Elby-Web (which could be seen from space) and reanimate the Ewings, even Jock and for some reason Mark Graison.

The series would end with the Ewings dancing to a disco version of the Dallas theme song in the Southfork living room while JR and Sue Ellen hurtle gleefully through space in a giant wood-paneled station wagon.
 

TheDeadBobby

Telly Talk Active Member
I especially like the first scenario - the kind of thinking that would have taken the show to the next level!

I might even go a step further and have Elby’s hair gradually envelop the entire Southfork mansion like a giant fluffy spider web, causing all its inhabitants to either suffocate or starve to death.

Luckily, Sue Ellen would learn of this soon after buying the universe and would shoot a laser from one of the moons of Saturn to instantly vaporize the Elby-Web (which could be seen from space) and reanimate the Ewings, even Jock and for some reason Mark Graison.

The series would end with the Ewings dancing to a disco version of the Dallas theme song in the Southfork living room while JR and Sue Ellen hurtle gleefully through space in a giant wood-paneled station wagon.
I can see that we'd work together well as a writing team! :think:
 

Luke_Krebbs_Ewing

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Well after Wes Parmalee disappeared so abruptly Miss Ellie could've discovered she was pregnant! :innocent:
 

TheDeadBobby

Telly Talk Active Member
This is a very odd thread. I’m not quite sure what to make of some of these ideas to be honest. May I ask if it is a prerequisite to be drunk to post here or just a little nuts?
Funny you mention drinking... in watching Dallas re-runs, the show makes me want to drink considering how much booze is flowing in every scene.

I have a good imagination (maybe twisted a bit at times) ... no drinking required.
 

DallasFanForever

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Funny you mention drinking... in watching Dallas re-runs, the show makes me want to drink considering how much booze is flowing in every scene.

I have a good imagination (maybe twisted a bit at times) ... no drinking required.
Watching back then I never really noticed it that much. We watched only once a week so it just looked like they were merely having a drink. But now when I watch a few episodes back to back it really is quite noticeable how much they drank during these episodes. There really aren’t that many scenes when someone is either not drinking or not offering someone a drink.
 

TheDeadBobby

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Watching back then I never really noticed it that much. We watched only once a week so it just looked like they were merely having a drink. But now when I watch a few episodes back to back it really is quite noticeable how much they drank during these episodes. There really aren’t that many scenes when someone is either not drinking or not offering someone a drink.
.... yes, and you have to ask yourself, was JR drinking the real thing? Hmmm might have been considering he had to have a liver transplant later on.
 

Rove

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On a more serious note. I had hoped (before we discovered it was a Dream Season) we discover both Pam and Jenna are pregnant with Bobby's child. Fast forward to TNT Dallas and we would have had John Ross, Christopher, Lucas and Will (Willard), battling over the fortunes of the Ewing empire.
 

TheDeadBobby

Telly Talk Active Member
When JR was buying up all Clayton's oil and then the price dropped, how about if Cliff didn't get greedy and they just hit the original date which killed Ewing oil. Then the family would have to all move to south America where Jock was wild catting again and the show would continue on as the family struggled to make ends meet in some jungle down there! :(

It might not be as interesting, :popcorn: but maybe they could have Pam find a huge snake or poisonous giant spider in her bed some night :eck: and she had to fight it off but got bit and went in a coma, then they could make a spin off about her coma dream for a couple of seasons or something like that. JR could scam a bunch of natives out of gold or ivory or something and then create another empire but with a big moat around it and maybe more bedrooms than Southfork had. :)
 
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