James from London
International Treasure
There's lots of it so I'll post it in instalments. (I've grouped it roughly into years, but that's just to make it easier to read, rather than to get rigidly bogged down in continuity.)
JR Ewing: Tall tales are an art form in Texas.
Gary Ewing: The stories about you are legend.
Paul Galveston: The stories about me are a lot of hogwash — although I must admit, I may have made up a few of them myself.
Harris Ryland: I hope you don’t mind me saying so, Cliff, but your twenty-twenty hindsight on Digger Barnes might be a bit romanticised.
Paul Galveston: You’re making this up. You don’t know what you remember. You wish this had happened.
Val Ewing: You don't pay any attention to the truth, Mama. You never have.
Paul Galveston: If you haven’t got any authentic Norman Rockwell memories, you can always paint a few of your own.
Orestes Mendez-Ochoa: Time has revealed the curse of ageing is not illness, but nostalgia.
JR Ewing: You see, that's the trouble. You can't tell what's real and not real in all these stories.
Elena Ramos: He got us to write his ending, the ending where JR Ewing isn’t a monster.
John Ross Ewing III, quoting The Great Gatsby: “So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past …”
Primeval Era
John Ross “Jock” Ewing: To hear Digger Barnes tell it, Jock Ewing’s responsible for everything evil, all the way back to original sin.
Palaeolithic Era
James Beaumont on JR Ewing: He just grew up in a different time, that’s all.
Michelle Stevens: Yeah, the Stone Age.
Bobby Ewing: Long before there were stores, men had to go out and hunt for their food, put it on the table. Otherwise they’d starve to death.
Marion Patrick “Mack” Mackenzie: I think when two cavemen met and decided not to kill each other, decided to live and let live, that was a contract, maybe the first law, and that started civilisation.
Gary Ewing: I think Sumner’s the guy that actually coined the phrase, “Contracts are meant to be broken.”
2900 BC
Mark St Claire: Ever since the first day history was recorded, untimely deaths have been as much a part of politics as kissing babies.
200 BC
Virginia “Aunt Ginny” Bullock to Val: In the second century BC, Danny was a scribe and you were a vestal virgin and against the wishes of the high priestess, he taught you secretly how to write.
AD 33
Danny Waleska, speaking in 1990: Jesus Christ came back from the dead in only three days. Surely Gary Ewing can do better than that!
1519
Orestes Mendez-Ochoa: Not since the Europeans raped our ancestors have we [Mexicans] truly been in power.
1825
Stephen F Austin: People call me the Father of Texas even though I was never married. You know why? Because I brought the first three hundred families here to Texas.
Donna Culver Krebbs: One of the things that we as Texans have always prided ourselves on is the love of the land.
Cliff Barnes on the Takapa area: Unspoiled wilderness that Texans have enjoyed for generations.
1830
Senator Harrison O’Dell on his home state: That mosquito-infested swamp. Why our ancestors drove the Indians out of that mud hole has forever escaped me.
1835
Cliff to Elena Ramos: Your great-great-grandfather was Augustine and in 1835, he purchased a stretch of land in what became Dallas.
1848
Val Ewing: Manifest Destiny was the idea that the United States was entitled by divine right to expand anywhere in North America. Polk, the President, used the idea of Manifest Destiny to justify the war with Mexico in 1848.
Cliff on Augustine Ramos’s land: It was stolen from him in the Mexican American War.
Drew Ramos, Elena’s brother, on Augustine’s land: This land is our family’s legacy. It never stopped being in our blood.
1859
John Ross “JR” Ewing II: The world's been running out of oil ever since the first well was drilled.
1862
Bobby Ewing, speaking about Southfork in 2012: This ranch has been in my mama’s family a hundred and fifty years.
Eleanor "Miss Ellie" Ewing (née Southworth) on Southfork: We Southworths have been here a long time. It’s what we’re made of. We love this land.
John Ross Ewing III: Land that’s been in my family for four generations.
Clayton Farlow to Bobby: Land that your great-grandfather staked out.
Greg Sumner to Gary Ewing: Land is the foundation of your family’s fortune, your family’s dignity.
Ray Krebbs on Southfork: The land was always Miss Ellie’s. Before she met Jock and married him, it was family land, Southworth land. It belonged to her father and her grandfather before that.
Bobby: There was a Southfork long before there was a Ewing Oil.
JR: Southfork was meant to be mine from the beginning.
1870
Jill Bennett: My family owned most of Empire Valley dating back to the 1800s when nobody wanted it.
Mack Mackenzie: That’s a lot of land. You must have been very wealthy.
Jill: You don’t know much about ranching.
1876
JR: The last time Cliff Barnes gave anyone advice it was to General Custer. He said, “Don’t you worry about them Indians.”
1880s
Lilimae Clements: Great Aunt Ida had twins. Twins run in the family.
Karen Fairgate, showing her daughter Diana an old photograph in 1981: That is Daddy's grandmother, your great-grandmother. She got married, not much older than you are now [seventeen]. Except for the clothing, she could be you.
1891
Aaron Southworth born
Barbara Southworth born
Laura Avery: Harriet — I think that was my father’s mother’s name.
1909
Jock Ewing born
Wes Parmalee: I was born in Texas, but I’ve been here and there — all around, you might say.
1910
Karen: Picasso was a very interesting man. Once he thought a painting was finished, he never went back to it no matter what anyone else said. That’s what made him such an original. He was so consumed with life and the seeking of fresh horizons that he simply never looked back. The past was dead even before his paints were dry. Do you know what he once said to a critic who attacked him for creating a new art form? “Only cowards dwell in the past. The artist must reach for tomorrow.”
1912
JR on Carter McKay: Last time he had a good laugh was when the Titanic went down.
1914
JR: Cliff Barnes would have everybody believe I started World War I and II.
1915
Miss Ellie to her daughter-in-law Cally in 1989: You need something borrowed and this is a necklace my mother wore at her wedding.
Ann Ewing, looking at a homemade cook book in 2012: It’s a collection of all the Ewing family recipes dating back to Miss Ellie’s mom.
Clayton on Southfork: You were born on this ranch, Ellie.
Jenna Wade to Miss Ellie: Bobby said you were born in a garden.
JR to Miss Ellie: You’ve been around Texas men all your life.
Jock on Willard “Digger” Barnes: Willard — that was his name before he called himself Digger.
Jock on Digger: Been a loser every day of his life.
Harrison “Dandy” Dandridge: I never gave a hoot about money. I was born without a dime.
1918
Garrison Southworth, son of Aaron and Anna Southworth, born
1919
Greg Sumner: They should never have given women the vote.
1920
Margaret Krebbs born
Greg to Mack Mackenzie: Your family [came] over in steerage.
Mack Mackenzie on his father Pete: He was the only one of his brothers that were born this side of the Atlantic.
Miss Ellie: My father was an early person. He said the ranch was always at its best in the morning.
Bobby: Aaron Southworth [was] a man who understood the value of preserving this family’s heritage, of protecting it.
Miss Ellie: My daddy had a feeling for the land that only a rancher could know.
Matt Devlin: Or a rancher’s daughter.
JR on Southfork: Mother loves this land just like her daddy did.
Miss Ellie: My father always wanted my brother to follow in his footsteps, but Garrison hated ranching. So it was me daddy always took to the cattle auctions and taught to ride before I could walk.
Miss Ellie, speaking at a cattle auction in 1986: Every time I come to one of these, I feel like a little girl sitting here watching my daddy buying and selling.
Miss Ellie: When I was four or five and found out what the auctions were, I made a terrible fuss. I didn’t want them to sell any of the livestock. Then pride took over. Once we got there and saw the other livestock and listened to the buyer, I swelled up. The steer on my daddy’s ranch was always the best in the state.
Clayton to Miss Ellie: They tell me that you used to be a pretty good cowhand when you were a little girl.
Miss Ellie: When I was a girl, I was terrified of tornados.
Miss Ellie: I don’t know how to skim stones. I just never learned.
1924
Polygraph expert: Were you born in San Angelo, Texas?
Arlen Ward: Yes sir, I was.
Polygraph expert: Was your mother’s maiden name Haley?
Arlen: Yes.
Clayton on the Southern Cross: My father built that ranch.
Sue Ellen Ewing: The Southern Cross Ranch in San Angelo? I thought the Wayne family owned that.
Steven “Dusty” Farlow: My mama's name was Farlow.
Harry McSween on Clayton: He lived all his life in San Angelo on the Southern Cross.
Clayton on his father: Big man, he was. He liked the oil business, but ranching was his real love. I guess he passed it on to me.
Miss Ellie: Dammit it all, Jock. You couldn’t have been an insurance salesman or a shoe salesman. No, you had to have oil in your blood, in your heart.
Abel Greeley, resident of Big Springs: Wildcatting was a big thing at the time. Everybody was pecking around for their own pool of oil.
Miss Ellie: Jock loved the wildcatting days.
Clayton: Those were frontier days.
Marvin “Punk” Anderson on Jock Ewing: A man I’m proud to say was one of closest friends ever since we was kids, wildcatting together over in the East Texas fields. Now, y’all might not think that he was such a good friend when I tell you that it was him that hung the name Punk on me!
Punk: Mr Anderson was my daddy. Everybody that knows me just calls me Punk.
Frank Crutcher on Punk: He’s been ordering me around ever since we was kids.
Punk: The exact opposite’s true!
Bobby: Punk was never one of Daddy’s more tactful friends.
JR on Jason Ewing: He was Daddy’s brother.
Miss Ellie on Jason: He was tall. I think Jason and Jock were the same size. Jock always said that Jason was hopeless in the marriage department.
Jamie Ewing, Jason’s daughter, on an old photograph: That’s a picture of Daddy and Uncle Jock before they split up.
Jenna on her father, Lucas Wade: He knew the Ewing brothers very well.
Jamie on Jason: He liked [Lucas] a lot.
Jenna: From what I heard from Lucas, they couldn’t stand each other.
Jamie: Well, your daddy may not have liked mine, but old Jason never had anything but nice things to say about Lucas Wade.
Jenna: I know they hated each other.
Jenna on Lucas: My father had as much power in his way as Jock Ewing did.
JR Ewing: Tall tales are an art form in Texas.
Gary Ewing: The stories about you are legend.
Paul Galveston: The stories about me are a lot of hogwash — although I must admit, I may have made up a few of them myself.
Harris Ryland: I hope you don’t mind me saying so, Cliff, but your twenty-twenty hindsight on Digger Barnes might be a bit romanticised.
Paul Galveston: You’re making this up. You don’t know what you remember. You wish this had happened.
Val Ewing: You don't pay any attention to the truth, Mama. You never have.
Paul Galveston: If you haven’t got any authentic Norman Rockwell memories, you can always paint a few of your own.
Orestes Mendez-Ochoa: Time has revealed the curse of ageing is not illness, but nostalgia.
JR Ewing: You see, that's the trouble. You can't tell what's real and not real in all these stories.
Elena Ramos: He got us to write his ending, the ending where JR Ewing isn’t a monster.
John Ross Ewing III, quoting The Great Gatsby: “So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past …”
Primeval Era
John Ross “Jock” Ewing: To hear Digger Barnes tell it, Jock Ewing’s responsible for everything evil, all the way back to original sin.
Palaeolithic Era
James Beaumont on JR Ewing: He just grew up in a different time, that’s all.
Michelle Stevens: Yeah, the Stone Age.
Bobby Ewing: Long before there were stores, men had to go out and hunt for their food, put it on the table. Otherwise they’d starve to death.
Marion Patrick “Mack” Mackenzie: I think when two cavemen met and decided not to kill each other, decided to live and let live, that was a contract, maybe the first law, and that started civilisation.
Gary Ewing: I think Sumner’s the guy that actually coined the phrase, “Contracts are meant to be broken.”
2900 BC
Mark St Claire: Ever since the first day history was recorded, untimely deaths have been as much a part of politics as kissing babies.
200 BC
Virginia “Aunt Ginny” Bullock to Val: In the second century BC, Danny was a scribe and you were a vestal virgin and against the wishes of the high priestess, he taught you secretly how to write.
AD 33
Danny Waleska, speaking in 1990: Jesus Christ came back from the dead in only three days. Surely Gary Ewing can do better than that!
1519
Orestes Mendez-Ochoa: Not since the Europeans raped our ancestors have we [Mexicans] truly been in power.
1825
Stephen F Austin: People call me the Father of Texas even though I was never married. You know why? Because I brought the first three hundred families here to Texas.
Donna Culver Krebbs: One of the things that we as Texans have always prided ourselves on is the love of the land.
Cliff Barnes on the Takapa area: Unspoiled wilderness that Texans have enjoyed for generations.
1830
Senator Harrison O’Dell on his home state: That mosquito-infested swamp. Why our ancestors drove the Indians out of that mud hole has forever escaped me.
1835
Cliff to Elena Ramos: Your great-great-grandfather was Augustine and in 1835, he purchased a stretch of land in what became Dallas.
1848
Val Ewing: Manifest Destiny was the idea that the United States was entitled by divine right to expand anywhere in North America. Polk, the President, used the idea of Manifest Destiny to justify the war with Mexico in 1848.
Cliff on Augustine Ramos’s land: It was stolen from him in the Mexican American War.
Drew Ramos, Elena’s brother, on Augustine’s land: This land is our family’s legacy. It never stopped being in our blood.
1859
John Ross “JR” Ewing II: The world's been running out of oil ever since the first well was drilled.
1862
Bobby Ewing, speaking about Southfork in 2012: This ranch has been in my mama’s family a hundred and fifty years.
Eleanor "Miss Ellie" Ewing (née Southworth) on Southfork: We Southworths have been here a long time. It’s what we’re made of. We love this land.
John Ross Ewing III: Land that’s been in my family for four generations.
Clayton Farlow to Bobby: Land that your great-grandfather staked out.
Greg Sumner to Gary Ewing: Land is the foundation of your family’s fortune, your family’s dignity.
Ray Krebbs on Southfork: The land was always Miss Ellie’s. Before she met Jock and married him, it was family land, Southworth land. It belonged to her father and her grandfather before that.
Bobby: There was a Southfork long before there was a Ewing Oil.
JR: Southfork was meant to be mine from the beginning.
1870
Jill Bennett: My family owned most of Empire Valley dating back to the 1800s when nobody wanted it.
Mack Mackenzie: That’s a lot of land. You must have been very wealthy.
Jill: You don’t know much about ranching.
1876
JR: The last time Cliff Barnes gave anyone advice it was to General Custer. He said, “Don’t you worry about them Indians.”
1880s
Lilimae Clements: Great Aunt Ida had twins. Twins run in the family.
Karen Fairgate, showing her daughter Diana an old photograph in 1981: That is Daddy's grandmother, your great-grandmother. She got married, not much older than you are now [seventeen]. Except for the clothing, she could be you.
1891
Aaron Southworth born
Barbara Southworth born
Laura Avery: Harriet — I think that was my father’s mother’s name.
1909
Jock Ewing born
Wes Parmalee: I was born in Texas, but I’ve been here and there — all around, you might say.
1910
Karen: Picasso was a very interesting man. Once he thought a painting was finished, he never went back to it no matter what anyone else said. That’s what made him such an original. He was so consumed with life and the seeking of fresh horizons that he simply never looked back. The past was dead even before his paints were dry. Do you know what he once said to a critic who attacked him for creating a new art form? “Only cowards dwell in the past. The artist must reach for tomorrow.”
1912
JR on Carter McKay: Last time he had a good laugh was when the Titanic went down.
1914
JR: Cliff Barnes would have everybody believe I started World War I and II.
1915
Miss Ellie to her daughter-in-law Cally in 1989: You need something borrowed and this is a necklace my mother wore at her wedding.
Ann Ewing, looking at a homemade cook book in 2012: It’s a collection of all the Ewing family recipes dating back to Miss Ellie’s mom.
Clayton on Southfork: You were born on this ranch, Ellie.
Jenna Wade to Miss Ellie: Bobby said you were born in a garden.
JR to Miss Ellie: You’ve been around Texas men all your life.
Jock on Willard “Digger” Barnes: Willard — that was his name before he called himself Digger.
Jock on Digger: Been a loser every day of his life.
Harrison “Dandy” Dandridge: I never gave a hoot about money. I was born without a dime.
1918
Garrison Southworth, son of Aaron and Anna Southworth, born
1919
Greg Sumner: They should never have given women the vote.
1920
Margaret Krebbs born
Greg to Mack Mackenzie: Your family [came] over in steerage.
Mack Mackenzie on his father Pete: He was the only one of his brothers that were born this side of the Atlantic.
Miss Ellie: My father was an early person. He said the ranch was always at its best in the morning.
Bobby: Aaron Southworth [was] a man who understood the value of preserving this family’s heritage, of protecting it.
Miss Ellie: My daddy had a feeling for the land that only a rancher could know.
Matt Devlin: Or a rancher’s daughter.
JR on Southfork: Mother loves this land just like her daddy did.
Miss Ellie: My father always wanted my brother to follow in his footsteps, but Garrison hated ranching. So it was me daddy always took to the cattle auctions and taught to ride before I could walk.
Miss Ellie, speaking at a cattle auction in 1986: Every time I come to one of these, I feel like a little girl sitting here watching my daddy buying and selling.
Miss Ellie: When I was four or five and found out what the auctions were, I made a terrible fuss. I didn’t want them to sell any of the livestock. Then pride took over. Once we got there and saw the other livestock and listened to the buyer, I swelled up. The steer on my daddy’s ranch was always the best in the state.
Clayton to Miss Ellie: They tell me that you used to be a pretty good cowhand when you were a little girl.
Miss Ellie: When I was a girl, I was terrified of tornados.
Miss Ellie: I don’t know how to skim stones. I just never learned.
1924
Polygraph expert: Were you born in San Angelo, Texas?
Arlen Ward: Yes sir, I was.
Polygraph expert: Was your mother’s maiden name Haley?
Arlen: Yes.
Clayton on the Southern Cross: My father built that ranch.
Sue Ellen Ewing: The Southern Cross Ranch in San Angelo? I thought the Wayne family owned that.
Steven “Dusty” Farlow: My mama's name was Farlow.
Harry McSween on Clayton: He lived all his life in San Angelo on the Southern Cross.
Clayton on his father: Big man, he was. He liked the oil business, but ranching was his real love. I guess he passed it on to me.
Miss Ellie: Dammit it all, Jock. You couldn’t have been an insurance salesman or a shoe salesman. No, you had to have oil in your blood, in your heart.
Abel Greeley, resident of Big Springs: Wildcatting was a big thing at the time. Everybody was pecking around for their own pool of oil.
Miss Ellie: Jock loved the wildcatting days.
Clayton: Those were frontier days.
Marvin “Punk” Anderson on Jock Ewing: A man I’m proud to say was one of closest friends ever since we was kids, wildcatting together over in the East Texas fields. Now, y’all might not think that he was such a good friend when I tell you that it was him that hung the name Punk on me!
Punk: Mr Anderson was my daddy. Everybody that knows me just calls me Punk.
Frank Crutcher on Punk: He’s been ordering me around ever since we was kids.
Punk: The exact opposite’s true!
Bobby: Punk was never one of Daddy’s more tactful friends.
JR on Jason Ewing: He was Daddy’s brother.
Miss Ellie on Jason: He was tall. I think Jason and Jock were the same size. Jock always said that Jason was hopeless in the marriage department.
Jamie Ewing, Jason’s daughter, on an old photograph: That’s a picture of Daddy and Uncle Jock before they split up.
Jenna on her father, Lucas Wade: He knew the Ewing brothers very well.
Jamie on Jason: He liked [Lucas] a lot.
Jenna: From what I heard from Lucas, they couldn’t stand each other.
Jamie: Well, your daddy may not have liked mine, but old Jason never had anything but nice things to say about Lucas Wade.
Jenna: I know they hated each other.
Jenna on Lucas: My father had as much power in his way as Jock Ewing did.
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