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A town run on favours, money and power — and the people who run it are the Ewings ...

Luke_Krebbs_Ewing

Telly Talk Champion
I had 2 copies of this and subsequent Raintree books, but I threw them in the trash as much as I hated them.

Did you have any of the Burt Hirschfield Dallas books as well? :)
 

LMLDallas78

Telly Talk Enthusiast
I had the men of Dallas (think that's what is was called) and the women of Dallas by Burt Hirschfield. I kept the copy of Dallas by Lee Raintree for the photos on the cover!
All books are quite a read and a real eye opener when I read them as a youngster. Far more daring than what we saw on TV and back then that was daring enough!
 

James from London

International Treasure
My obsession with the series was just beginning at the time Lee Raintree's book came out and I was still piecing it altogether, so I think the "inconsistencies" just added to my fascination with the whole saga. I couldn't afford to buy the book so I used to keep going back to the shop to read it. I couldn't put it down. It's so lurid yet so lyrical. Passages from it have stayed with me ever since.
 
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Willie Oleson

Telly Talk Schemer
I couldn't afford to buy the book so I used to keep going back to the shop to read it
What an interesting way to read a book.
and with inconsistencies with respect to the television series
I find that whole "respect" thing so overrated. Isn't it much more interesting to read a "could have been" DALLAS, especially now that everyone has the opportunity to watch the real DALLAS over and over again?
 

James from London

International Treasure
What an interesting way to read a book.
Oh I used to do most of reading in my shops back in the day -- books, magazines, newspapers. God bless WH Smith's!
Isn't it much more interesting to read a "could have been" DALLAS, especially now that everyone has the opportunity to watch the real DALLAS over and over again?
I actually find the final section of Lee Raintree's book, which is closely (if still loosely) based on the first five episodes of the series, rather than the author's imaginings of the decades leading up to them, the least interesting part.
 

southfork88

Telly Talk TV Fanatic
If you want to know which technique of brutal sexual violence Miss Ellie chooses to make Roberta crazy, after discovering that she is Jock's lover, you reader will be satisfied. If you want to know how to make a sandwich with Lucy in the center and two men on opposite sides and what else she likes to taste, well ... that too you will find in the other book. Then there are other scenes like the famous one of Bill Clinton, etc.
 

Luke_Krebbs_Ewing

Telly Talk Champion
What an interesting way to read a book.

I find that whole "respect" thing so overrated. Isn't it much more interesting to read a "could have been" DALLAS, especially now that everyone has the opportunity to watch the real DALLAS over and over again?

Yeah, with me being a Doctor Who and Star Trek fan why can't we just consider the option these books are set in a different time line.

After all the TV series itself wasn't immune, lets not forget the infamous dream season should be classed as a different timeline. I'm rather fond of that season as it shows how the Ewings coped after the 'death' of Bobby. :)
 

Willie Oleson

Telly Talk Schemer
If you want to know how to make a sandwich with Lucy in the center and two men on opposite sides
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Gosh, it looks like Mrs. Cidre has literally taken a leaf out of someone's book. Perhaps she thought that was the original, official DALLAS.

As for DALLAS the Lorimar soap I think my favourite sexy-sordid moment is about what wasn't going to happen - and yet revealing way too much - when JR forbids Sue Ellen to wear her new-bought lingerie (I think it was something like that).
I found a Dutch translation of the Raintree novel, but as James put it
It's so lurid yet so lyrical
I'm going to try the read the English edition.
A mint hardback would be fabulous but I also like the schlock and quasi-under-the-counter artwork of the UK paperback.
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James from London

International Treasure
I'm going to try the read the English edition.
A mint hardback would be fabulous but I also like the schlock and quasi-under-the-counter artwork of the UK paperback.
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I've bought a few copies over the years (which I guess makes up for the original one I read for free in the shop) and they've all had that cover, but they've all been hardback. It's never occurred to me before now, but I'm not sure a paperback version with that cover even exists. So with any luck, you'll get a schlockily mint hardback edition.
 

LMLDallas78

Telly Talk Enthusiast
I've bought a few copies over the years (which I guess makes up for the original one I read for free in the shop) and they've all had that cover, but they've all been hardback. It's never occurred to me before now, but I'm not sure a paperback version with that cover even exists. So with any luck, you'll get a schlockily mint hardback edition.
The book I have has that cover and it's paperback.
Love your story about reading books in WH Smiths!

Perhaps I should buy the poorest/filthiest condition possible (covered with greasy fingerprints and nicotine stains) to crank up its vintage schlock value.
Definitely! Mine's a bit like that with lush brown pages, not from nicotine though, I guess just old age.
 

Luke_Krebbs_Ewing

Telly Talk Champion
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Gosh, it looks like Mrs. Cidre has literally taken a leaf out of someone's book. Perhaps she thought that was the original, official DALLAS.

As for DALLAS the Lorimar soap I think my favourite sexy-sordid moment is about what wasn't going to happen - and yet revealing way too much - when JR forbids Sue Ellen to wear her new-bought lingerie (I think it was something like that).
I found a Dutch translation of the Raintree novel, but as James put it

I'm going to try the read the English edition.
A mint hardback would be fabulous but I also like the schlock and quasi-under-the-counter artwork of the UK paperback.
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Try eBay there was a few other hardbacks but if it's just a paperback you're after there was plenty of those. :)
 
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