Create Your Own Cliffhanger

Willie Oleson

Willie Oleson

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Angela Channing said:
Wes Parmalee returns to Southfork with a court order requiring JR and Bobby to take DNA tests to prove he's their father. The first result shows JR is not Parmalee's son but the second test shows that Bobby is his son
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I like that, but maybe we should see a mysteriously gloved hand swapping the samples, and as a result it's Bobby who becomes Miss Ellie's illegitimate child.
JR thinks he's going to have it all and Miss Ellie has no idea how to explain it. Mavis Anderson is shocked and calls her old friend a slut and a whore.

Perhaps Sue Ellen should confront JR with the real DNA results in her exit scene. "If you want to be a Ewing, you'll never see or contact John Ross ever again".

I've never been able to explain my personal DALLAS-THE COLBYS connection, but now I totally see it.
 
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Chris2

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Drunken Sue Ellen decides to shoot JR in retaliation for all his misdeeds. As they struggle on the Southfork balcony, the gun goes off, ricocheting and hitting and blinding Bobby, who was in the outdoor pool shower below. Sue Ellen falls off the balcony and winds up floating facedown in the pool. Meanwhile, Pamela is driving into the driveway and witnesses all of this. Shocked, she accidentally plows her car into the home oil delivery truck that happened to be parked there, causing an explosion. Her car, the truck, and Southfork go up in flames.
 
Luke_Krebbs_Ewing

Luke_Krebbs_Ewing

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Chris2 said:
Drunken Sue Ellen decides to shoot JR in retaliation for all his misdeeds. As they struggle on the Southfork balcony, the gun goes off, ricocheting and hitting and blinding Bobby, who was in the outdoor pool shower below. Sue Ellen falls off the balcony and winds up floating facedown in the pool. Meanwhile, Pamela is driving into the driveway and witnesses all of this. Shocked, she accidentally plows her car into the home oil delivery truck that happened to be parked there, causing an explosion. Her car, the truck, and Southfork go up in flames.
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I wish some of you would please take your medication or at least double it before posting!! :p
 
Luke_Krebbs_Ewing

Luke_Krebbs_Ewing

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A sleeping Miss Ellie wakes up and hearing the shower going she walks over to it and opens the door.

Howard Keel swings round, totally naked and very quickly puts his wig back on!

"Don't forget to wash that wig, Clayton!" Ellie says.

Quick as a flash Clayton says "Well at least I don't go to bed wearing mine the way you do!!" :D
 
Luke_Krebbs_Ewing

Luke_Krebbs_Ewing

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Taylor Bennett Jr. said:
and didn't they basically imply that he's quite a sight to see in that regard with that story about the schoolteachers from New Jersey going wild when he lost his trunks in the ocean on their honeymoon?
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Yes indeed but that's not a reference to just his wig.

Apparently Clayton has rather large thighs and we'll leave it at that!

You can document that in your three volume magnum opus of The Under-utilisation of the Dynamic Andy Bradley. :)
 
Taylor Bennett Jr.

Taylor Bennett Jr.

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Via The Void said:
Yes indeed but that's not a reference to just his wig.

Apparently Clayton has rather large thighs and we'll leave it at that!

You can document that in your three volume magnum opus of The Under-utilisation of the Dynamic Andy Bradley. :)
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he sure seemed a bit less embarrassed about recounting the story than, say George Costanza would have been!

and yes indeed, Mr. Bradley was no slouch in that department himself, as we learn in Volume One…

(yes, thighs, of course - those Texas men didn’t skip ‘leg day’ in the gym)
 
Luke_Krebbs_Ewing

Luke_Krebbs_Ewing

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Willie Oleson said:
It would be fun if she'd crash into Southfork's painted horizon.
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Oh yeah but only if Donna Reed is waving for her to stop and Barbara Bel Geddes pushes her out the way!

Pam can't believe that Donna has come back & plows into the painted horizon!

The Oil Tanker says Parmalee Heating Oil on the side of it, so guess who's driving it?

As the tanker goes up Clayton realises he's dropped his wig again!

Wes picks up Clayton's wig and gives it back to him. Clayton says "So you've come back have you, well now I'm gonna kill you!"

The family stare in shock as Southfork is engulfed in the explosion. Clayton and Wes wrestle on the floor and Bobby breaks the two of them up.

"Get off this ranch Parmalee," Clayton growls. Barbara's Miss Ellie rushes forward. "No Clayton," she says. "It's time for you to go and take that wig of yours with you!"

Donna's Miss Ellie walks forward. "Come Clayton, let us both go and leave these B list actors to themselves!" Clayton nods and Donna's Ellie walks him away.

Steve Forrest's Wes says "B list actors! Is she kiddin'!?!" Bobby and JR stare at him. "I told Miss Ellie, I'd see her again!"

Bobby says "What are you doing here Parmalee!"

Wes waves a document in front of him. "You owe me for all that heating oil that's just gone up, here's the bill!" :D
 
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DallasFanForever

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I think I would’ve done a cliffhanger where for months random characters are being murdered, either shot, stabbed, or run over by cars, with everyone trying to bring the perpetrators to justice but failing at every turn. We never see who the killers are. Finally, in the final episode of the season, after apparently killing off one of the major characters, the camera finally shows us the closeup we have been waiting for and we see Kristen. She is very much alive. She leaves the murder scene and gets in a car with two other women, who appear to be Katherine in a blonde wig and Angelica wearing her hat with the lizard thing on it. They drive off out of Dallas together but Angelica asks them to pull over so she could use the restroom at a rest stop. She gets out of the car, leaving Katherine and Kristen behind. She also leaves behind a briefcase, pulling the pin. Angelica uses the restroom and as she’s washing her hands we hear a huge bang. She smiles as she turns around to leave, walking out of the rest stop and down the highway. Behind her, Katherine’s car is engulfed in flames. The two crazy ex sisters in law are dead, and we clearly see Angelica holding another briefcase as she walks back towards Dallas.

Freeze frame

Editors note: this story only works post dream season
 
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