Fake Soap Opera Titles

[tommie]

Well, a Christian family is in turbulent trouble and don't know it - there's snakes in the grass like @Daniel Avery , who is a whore and just plain old sluts like @Snarky Oracle .

But still, Tomorrow Won't Exist Without Yesterday still keeps churning out episodes in my mind.

My soap, Yesterday's Tomorrow's Today has been cancelled!

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

and just plain old sluts like @Snarky Oracle .

Well. Old, maybe.

 

[Willie Oleson]

I can't read a certain thread here on tellytalk without thinking of "Through The Windows Of My Soapy Mind".

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Well. Old, maybe.

@tommie is right: you're an old slut.

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

@tommie is right: you're an old slut.

No, you are!

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

No, you are!

Me??? You!!!

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Me??? You!!!

How dare you???

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

How dare you???

Go to Br****n, you traitorous bastard!!

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Go to Brixton, you bastard!!

Are you a Scorpio??

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Are you a Scorpio??

I probably told you that already.

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

I probably told you that already.

Hmmmphh...

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Hmmmphh...

Hmmmphh plex.

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Hmmmphh plex.

Dammit. You always win.

 

[Daniel Avery]

Would you two (?) like to be alone?

I feel like I've wandered into the Krystle/Rita fight.

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Would you two (?) like to be alone?

I feel like I've wandered into the Krystle/Rita fight.

We're now conjoined for all eternity, thanks to Mel!

 

[Willie Oleson]

The fake soap BEYOND THE HORIZON was instrumental in exposing the killer in episode S2E1 of CAGNEY & LACEY.

 

[ClassyCo]

Victoria Chase (Wendie Malick) from TV Land's HOT IN CLEVELAND was the star of "Edge of Tomorrow", while Moira Rose (Catherine O'Hara) from SCHITT'S CREEK starred on "Sunrise Bay".

Andrea (Azura Skye) in the 2000 comedy-drama 28 DAYS was a big fan of "Santa Cruz".