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I'm experimenting... I'm thinking two more characters should be added, suggestions?
 

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How dare you!

I bet you cannot sleep without thinking about nuDynasty. Whenever you wank, all you think about is those Dynahunks. In fact, I bet you're thinking about trivia questions about nuDynasty right now as you're reading this. It's in your head, you cannot escape. You know exactly what dress Fallon wore in episode 1x15; in fact, you're wearing it right now. It makes me sick how you try to pretend otherwise.

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I'm glad this didn't turn into something ugly and personal.

Perhaps we could just place your Bawling Tori Spelling avatar up top as the forum banner.
 

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I'm glad this didn't turn into something ugly and personal.

Perhaps we could just place your Bawling Tori Spelling avatar up top as the forum banner.

Why not a DANCING Tori Spelling?

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... but I'm sure Tori would demand to be paid to be featured on this forum. She's classy like that (and might be desperate for cash).

With that said - I'm quite serious about finishing this banner - I'm thinking Michael and Anders?
 
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Not bad but Grant Show's close up does not fit with the rest and Ana Brenda Contreras looks "blurred".

Lol, yeah, I did it quickly. I think this forum deserves a better banner than it currently has.

*absolute side-eye to people in charge*

I hope my awful attempts at least inspires others to try to do a good banner!
 

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In the original banner photo, I liked how they "sized" the actors to fit their prominence in the show (even if that prominence was soon changed via writing). Blake was at the center and largest, with Fallon and OG Cristal on either side of him appearing to be slightly smaller. Then they placed Steven and (I think) Jeff on either side slightly smaller than the two ladies, with Sam, Anders, and Michael inserted between these in what appeared to be the smallest images.

It's always easier to find a great single cast photo to use as a banner, obviously--even a 'shopped one like the photo I described above. It would be great if the show would release a 'cast photo' every season or so that would make the admins' jobs easier, but even the picture with the 'top four' currently being used had to be altered because it is taller than it is wide. If the CW would publish head shots of the cast with similar backgrounds/lighting, etc. they could be strung together as a banner would be perfect. I guess the $$$ were better used for Bo's caviar budget.
 

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The banner should be only shirtless photos of hunks who have appeared on the show, even for one episode, regardless of whether they were in the title sequence. In fact, especially if they weren't in the title sequence. Such a banner makes no sense which would perfectly portray the "no rhyme or reason" theme of the show. And occasionally the banner should be replaced with banners from classic movies or other TV shows we would want to be watching rather than this one. And there should be long breaks where there is no banner at all.
 

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The banner should be only shirtless photos of hunks who have appeared on the show, even for one episode, regardless of whether they were in the title sequence. In fact, especially if they weren't in the title sequence. Such a banner makes no sense which would perfectly portray the "no rhyme or reason" theme of the show. And occasionally the banner should be replaced with banners from classic movies or other TV shows we would want to be watching rather than this one. And there should be long breaks where there is no banner at all.

I love the absolute obsession some people have of nuDynasty.
 

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I know how easy it is to nitpick, but Jeff's also missing. And though his status is in the air, I would have kept Steven in the banner. Otherwise, nice job!
 

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I like it the way it is but Ana Brenda's pic could be a little clearer and should be the same size as Liz. If you're going to do more than that, I'd add Kirby on the extreme right and Jeff on the extreme left.
 
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