Snarky Oracle!
Telly Talk Supreme
In 1978, they said JR and Sue Ellen had been married for 7 years.
In 1979, they said JR and Sue Ellen had been married for 8 years.
In 1980, they said JR and Sue Ellen had been married for 9 years.
In 1981, they said JR and Sue Ellen were divorcing after 10 years.
The math works every time.... 1971.
Not until 1982 and that confounded wedding invitation did they screw it up.
In 1979, they said JR and Sue Ellen had been married for 8 years.
In 1980, they said JR and Sue Ellen had been married for 9 years.
In 1981, they said JR and Sue Ellen were divorcing after 10 years.
The math works every time.... 1971.
Not until 1982 and that confounded wedding invitation did they screw it up.










































