"Listen you low-level vaginal climber" - And Other Alexis insults that makes little sense

[tommie]

I think this is an appropriate thread.

 

[Edie70]

I cringed so hard! Makes me feel sorry for the writers. They need more gay men on the writing staff, seriously!

 

[tommie]

I cringed so hard! Makes me feel sorry for the writers. They need more gay men on the writing staff, seriously!

I'll admit it - I loved that line. It was SO random yet Alexis. Or maybe it was random because it was Alexis?

 

[Emelee]

I thought it made perfect sense. Alexis does not want to be a granny - and she doesn't feel someone almost her own age should have a baby with her son. She never liked Melissa - and was probably envious of her. Flawless skin, fertile, sophisticated and gorgeous -- what is there not to hate? So yes, go for the jugular! Let the marry-into-money-and-power-bitch have it for mooching off of her family/money. And never mind I have a similar track record - it's not the same thing - and if you insinuate that I will slap you all the way back to the hole you crawled out of!

 

[Zable]

Melissa climbed into/up a vagina? Tommie's right. It makes little sense. The show needs writers, gay or otherwise, who understand English. Or, perhaps the writers understand much of who they're writing for.

Edited to add:
My suspicion is that "Listen, you low-level vaginal climber" was meant to be a ‘fun’ twist on O.S9Alexis’ joey-in-the-pouch remark to Sybil.

 

[Emelee]

Doesn't it just mean "social climber with help of your vagina"?

 

[Michael Torrance]

Come on, that was bad, but her "every sociopath was once an adorable baby" made me want to kiss her.

 

[Zable]

My bad:
….a ‘fun’ twist on O.S9Alexis’ joey-in-the-pouch remark to Sybil O.S9Sybil’s joey-in-the-pouch remark to Alexis & Adam, and Alexis’ rebuttal.

 

[Zable]

every sociopath was once an adorable baby

To tell us that Claudia is not some aberration of the mind?