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Alexis

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Please can this just be a thread where people photoshop different heads onto Joan Collins' Alexis body.
 

Willie Oleson

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I'd watch that! NuDynasty has got nothing to lose at this point, they should do the craziest things possible. Heck, every episode should have a new Alexis. Tori, Roseanne, that Melrose Place woman, Joan Collins (and she should be revealed as an impostor, a fake - oh the sacrilege!)
 

Rove

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Well. If we're going all out bat crazy on theories I'd suggest the following two be signed up to play nu Alexis and nu Krystle.

 

Artur

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Roseanne's character- Madeline should be Blake's secret lover having a daughter Amanda. They were kept in a closet by Carrington for years. Madeline could still be the enemy for both Crystal and Fallon. The only difference is she wouldn't be Fallon's mother. In a past she could have been Steven and Fallon's nanny inseminated by drunk Blake, who got rid of her later. After years she would go transition from a sweet nanny to a bitter working class bitch who wants a revenge for taking away a luxury life from her and her daughter. Fallon would reject her half sister.
"Only because your mother spread her legs in front of married men doesn't make us siblings "
In a meantime Blake would discover that his one-night stand servant can be a real danger. She terrorised her new family for years and now they don't want to have anything to do with her-they pretend she's dead.

Or... Roseanne could play Alycia, who comes back to town to reveal that Kirby is in fact Blake's daughter. That would bring dynamic between Fallon and Kirby again. Instead of having this useless idea "Joseph is Steven's father" they should make Fallon and Kirby half-sisters.
 
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Toni

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Nicolexis actually was Rita, that is why she was so common and tacky. Now RealAlexis can come in whatever looks they like, even as a trans man (possibly the best way out for this situation...). Or maybe Celia was a post-op Alexis who wanted Blake back and Alexis, the RealCelia and they can bring her back. This is not drama, it's WC Dienasty farce!
 

RottenSkipper17

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If I even had halfway decent Photoshopping skills, I would totally copy and paste Susan Seaforth Hayes's face on Joan Collins's body. LMAO!
 

Toni

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...And from now on, the role of Alexis Carrington will be played by...

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"Oh darling, I told you long ago you´d never reach a 10 on my scale!!"

Donna Mills!!
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RottenSkipper17

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...And from now on, the role of Alexis Carrington will be played by...

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"Oh darling, I told you long ago you´d never reach a 10 on my scale!!"

Donna Mills!!
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I actually wouldn't mind Donna Mills playing Alexis at this point. She actually appears to have aged a whole lot better than Nicollette Sheridan has. And I'm kind of missing her on General Hospital too...
 

Michael Torrance

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I think they should have a different actress (and actor--you know I don't discriminate) play Alexis every week. Then at the end of season 3, in a big PR-led competition, they will have the viewers decide who gets the role for season 4. Those who help pick the winner will all get free PTSD therapy for having suffered through the three seasons. Win-win.
 

TJames03

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There is Baby, Cindy, Susan, Joey, Heather, "Somebody," and "Nobody."

However, all are better candidates to play Alexis than NS was.......
 
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