My name is Oh!Carol and I think I have Dark Shadows powers

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Maybe it would be one of those rooms you walk into and discover you've entered a parallel version of real time events. Friends and family interact differently and are married to the wrong people, but you won't have to build new sets redecorate.

Food for..... for thought:

I like to play with my food.

Ghosts eat? Or is that why you play with it instead?

Ectoplasmic protocol is so esoteric for me to grasp the patterns.

All I know is that my dead mother appeared in a dream of mine a couple of years ago, and warned me about canoes.

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

I just want to be named as her godfather. That's all. That'll make me happy.


Not actual baby: