Taylor Bennett Jr.
Telly Talk Winner
The year is 1983. Riding high on the success of her first crossover #1 pop single, the controversial duet with Michael Jackson, “Keep Your Goddamn Hands off my Cowboy”, country music megastar Garnett McGee returns to Dallas for an extended engagement at Reunion Arena.
Eager to get out of the exclusive services contract she’d signed with JR years earlier, Garnet has hired new, heavily mafia-connected management, who briefly kidnap and threaten JR, who enlists Harry McSween and a crew of good ol’ boys to retaliate. Violence erupts and chaos ensues.
The paparazzi track the superstar singer down to the Sagebrush Motel in Braddock, where she’s secretly rekindled her torrid love affair with Ray Krebbs. Outraged, Donna challenges her to a pay-per-view boxing match at Texas Stadium with Dolly Parton as guest referee.
Meanwhile, Bobby, inexplicably still upset at JR for shutting down Ewing 23, rounds up Pam and Christopher and Jenna and Charlie and they all fly to Switzerland and open up a rehabilitation home for wayward European youth. Young Peter Richards checks in with a terrible fake accent under the pseudonym Dick Stickum.
Miss Ellie and Lucy remain at Southfork, where they simultaneously vie for the affections of a returning Alan Beam, now a distinguished SMU law professor, as well as his wife Muriel Gillis and visiting scholar Angelica Nero, in a baffling multigenerational international pentangle of sex and scholastic intrigue.
In South America, a horribly burned silver-haired American played by Steve Forrest hacks his way through the jungle, teaching the secrets of oil extraction to natives in exchange for their unexpectedly advanced plastic surgery services. A shirtless Matt Cantrell appears here and there, attempting to make Tarzan calls and throwing fake emeralds into the air.
Cliff and Afton have two kids, Willard and Eleanor, and move to the suburbs and are blissfully happy. Their Aunt Katherine likes to babysit and spoil them rotten along with Granny Rebecca.
Sue Ellen runs for Sheriff of Braddock County and wins in a landslide, unseating the formidable Fenton Washburn. In a shocking twist, the two lawmakers engage in a passionate love affair and get married.
wait… these are supposed to be storylines that could have worked? Never mind..
Eager to get out of the exclusive services contract she’d signed with JR years earlier, Garnet has hired new, heavily mafia-connected management, who briefly kidnap and threaten JR, who enlists Harry McSween and a crew of good ol’ boys to retaliate. Violence erupts and chaos ensues.
The paparazzi track the superstar singer down to the Sagebrush Motel in Braddock, where she’s secretly rekindled her torrid love affair with Ray Krebbs. Outraged, Donna challenges her to a pay-per-view boxing match at Texas Stadium with Dolly Parton as guest referee.
Meanwhile, Bobby, inexplicably still upset at JR for shutting down Ewing 23, rounds up Pam and Christopher and Jenna and Charlie and they all fly to Switzerland and open up a rehabilitation home for wayward European youth. Young Peter Richards checks in with a terrible fake accent under the pseudonym Dick Stickum.
Miss Ellie and Lucy remain at Southfork, where they simultaneously vie for the affections of a returning Alan Beam, now a distinguished SMU law professor, as well as his wife Muriel Gillis and visiting scholar Angelica Nero, in a baffling multigenerational international pentangle of sex and scholastic intrigue.
In South America, a horribly burned silver-haired American played by Steve Forrest hacks his way through the jungle, teaching the secrets of oil extraction to natives in exchange for their unexpectedly advanced plastic surgery services. A shirtless Matt Cantrell appears here and there, attempting to make Tarzan calls and throwing fake emeralds into the air.
Cliff and Afton have two kids, Willard and Eleanor, and move to the suburbs and are blissfully happy. Their Aunt Katherine likes to babysit and spoil them rotten along with Granny Rebecca.
Sue Ellen runs for Sheriff of Braddock County and wins in a landslide, unseating the formidable Fenton Washburn. In a shocking twist, the two lawmakers engage in a passionate love affair and get married.
wait… these are supposed to be storylines that could have worked? Never mind..
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