Questions for a Texan

Lastkidpicked

Telly Talk Dream Maker
Hello friends. I sure enjoy reading all of your posts here.

Kenneth posting about his American (including Texas and Southfork visit) made me realize that you all might have some questions from a person who lives in the U.S., and travels frequently to Texas.

Please feel free to ask questions that pop into your head while watching Dallas, such as:

How far is it from Dallas to San Angelo? Would it be faster to drive or to fly?

How long would it take to drive from the Ewing Building to Southfork?

Why is there no security on Southfork?

What kind of vehicles are parked at the Cattlemans' Club in 2017? (The answer will suprise you).

Do they really have Texas-shaped waffles in the hotels?
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Feel free to ask away!

P.S. I really enjoy the "behind the scenes" stuff even more than what you see on TV. When I had to drive past the Renaissance Building, I even went to where the executives park in real life so I could figure out exactly which parking spots J.R. and Bobby would have used. So feel free to ask any behind the scenes questions that pop into your head while watching the show.
 

Lastkidpicked

Telly Talk Dream Maker
Not sure how long the road trip would be between Southfork and The Southern Cross but I'm thankful they always used helicopters as they created such dramatic effect on screen.

If you go west out of Dallas to Abiline and then drop down into San Angelo, it's about a four hour drive. Wide open highways once you are out of Fort Worth, and a nice, easy drive.

And to your point on helicopters: There are pockets of wealth in Texas where no matter how big is your limo, or how expensive is you car, it just isn't enough to impress people. To truly make an impression you have to arrive by helicoptor.

Think of the opening scene in "Return to Southfork" where all the characters drive up in the cars used during the series. Then J.R. arrives by helicopter.

Or in episode 85 "The Split", where J.R. arrives at the stadium in his Mercedes and Dusty has to one-up him by arriving in a helicopter.

I remember a high school football game where a family arrived in a helicopter, so it really does happen.
 

Matthew Blaisdel

Telly Talk Star
How long would it take to drive from the Ewing Building to Southfork?

Why is there no security on Southfork?

What kind of vehicles are parked at the Cattlemans' Club in 2017?
 

Lastkidpicked

Telly Talk Dream Maker
Great questions, Matthew. Here are the answers:

How long would it take to drive from the Ewing Building to Southfork?

If we use the Renaissance Tower as the Ewing Building then the drive takes about 40 minutes. It takes me time to get over to my car and then out the parking gate, but the Ewings wouldn't have to worry about that. The Valet's warm up their cars and park them facing the exit.

The interesting thing is that with traffic, it takes longer to get from the Ewing Building to the outside edge of Dallas than it takes to get from the outside edge of Dallas to Southfork.


Why is there no security on Southfork?

This is a unique thing to America, and to Texas specifically. A ranch like Southfork is considered a family home. A bunch of security guards, no matter how discreet, makes it seem less like a home.

The closest thing to security at those ranches is a gate like you see in the show. And notice how often this gate is just sitting wide open. Funny story about younger me: I used to deliver hay to many ranches similar to Southfork. If the gates were closed, I could almost always get in by entering the following codes:

1234
or
0000
or
1111

In real life, there are ranches like Southfork all over Texas where delivery people need to get in and they either just push the gate open, or try one of those codes and they work. There isn't any security and for some reason there aren't any problems.

What kind of vehicles are parked at the Cattlemans' Club in 2017?

The last time I was a the Steak House that is the closest thing to the Cattleman's club, here is what was parked there:

Three Chevrolet Suburbans (Which does make sense because Ray drove one).
Several new pickup trucks
A new Buick
My truck, a Black Silverado

It suprises people who expect to see limosines, but in Texas even rich people prefer to drive themselves.

Thank you for the good questions, and if anything else pops into your head, just ask!
 
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Kenny Coyote

Telly Talk Star
Hello friends. I sure enjoy reading all of your posts here.

Kenneth posting about his American (including Texas and Southfork visit) made me realize that you all might have some questions from a person who lives in the U.S., and travels frequently to Texas.

Please feel free to ask questions that pop into your head while watching Dallas, such as:

How far is it from Dallas to San Angelo? Would it be faster to drive or to fly?

How long would it take to drive from the Ewing Building to Southfork?

Why is there no security on Southfork?

What kind of vehicles are parked at the Cattlemans' Club in 2017? (The answer will suprise you).

Do they really have Texas-shaped waffles in the hotels?
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Feel free to ask away!

P.S. I really enjoy the "behind the scenes" stuff even more than what you see on TV. When I had to drive past the Renaissance Building, I even went to where the executives park in real life so I could figure out exactly which parking spots J.R. and Bobby would have used. So feel free to ask any behind the scenes questions that pop into your head while watching the show.

Hi LastKidPicked!

I have a question which relates to the reason why JR hired Calhoun to blow up some Saudi Arabian oil fields. I doubt many people who live on the east coast know even as much as I know about this but I'm interested in learning more. So, here it is:

That storyline was based on a very real phenomenon The Southwest was going through at around that time called "the oil crunch." Just as shown on Dallas, the price of oil from the Middle East had dropped so far that it made it impossible or next to impossible for independent oil companies to pump a barrel of oil and sell it at a profit because the price they could sell it at had dropped so low! This was a devastating economic situation for the oil states. Some very major companies went out of business such as Braniff Airlines because of the oil crunch. Could you name some more big companies that went under. It got so bad, and people living in the oil states had so little money that they couldn't afford to spend money on entertainment. So rock bands and country bands that were touring the USA skipped over the oil states (Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Mississippi) because hardly anyone would have had the money for concert tickets! Apparently entertainment of every single kind was affected. I heard that for a while there weren't even any hookers to be found on the streets of The French Quarter in New Orleans!

How long did the oil crunch last and approximately when did it begin and when did it end? What caused to finally end? If you have any interesting stories about that time period I'd love to hear them.
 

Lastkidpicked

Telly Talk Dream Maker
That storyline was based on a very real phenomenon The Southwest was going through at around that time called "the oil crunch." Just as shown on Dallas, the price of oil from the Middle East had dropped so far that it made it impossible or next to impossible for independent oil companies to pump a barrel of oil and sell it at a profit because the price they could sell it at had dropped so low! This was a devastating economic situation for the oil states. Some very major companies went out of business such as Braniff Airlines because of the oil crunch

Oh, wow. I remember this like it was yesterday. Here is what we saw in real life, and it was mirrored in Dallas:

The Seven Sisters were the seven major oil companies (Westar would be one of the Seven Sisters). But in Texas, Oklahoma, and Louisiana there are hundreds of independent oil companies that are a huge part of our economy (Ewing Oil, Luce Oil, and Harwood Oil would be independent oil companies).

When the oil crash hit in the 1986, oil prices dropped from $34/barrel to $10/barrel. The oil companies went from making millions of dollars per day to losing millions of dollars per day. For the Seven Sisters, there were cash reserves in place and they were okay. (Think Weststar). But for the independents, they can't lose millions of dollars per day for very long.

As my buddies would say, "I've never seen anything go so wrong, so fast!"

--Independent oil companies go from making millions to losing millions.
--Desperate to save cash, they slash employee travel, especially airline travel
--Braniff Airlines, based in Oklahoma goes bankrupt
--Texas Air is split up and sold off
-- 200,000 homes in Texas are abandoned

-- I personally saw banks in Texas where people gave up making their car payments, and they parked their cars in the bank parking lots and dropped the keys in the night drop slot.

-- DeLorean motor cars goes bankrupt (Think Mark Graison's car)
-- 170 Texas Banks go bust (Think Vaughn Leland)
-- 184 Restaurants go out of business (Think Cattleman's Club)
-- Entertainment throughout Texas and Louisianna is cancelled (Think Oil Barron's Ball)
-- EF Hutton, a financial powerhouse since 1904, who survived several gold rushes, two world wars, and the Great Depression but cannot survive the oil bust and it is sold off (Think Franklin Horner and Cattleman's Bank)
--The bank and oil executives no longer have money for high priced prostitutes (think J.R. setting up Harv Smithfield's son-in-law)
-- High dollar prostitutes in New Orleans, Louisiana lose clients. The prostitutes head for the Mustang Ranch in Nevada.
-- Mustang II is built alongside the original Mustang house of prostitution and the hookers live on premesis.

Then. . .

The 1990's come along, and we Americans forget all the lessons we learned during the boom and bust. Google Ford Excursion, Dodge Duallies, and Civillian Hummer H1 to see how ridiculous it all became again. The oil crash was officially over as the 1980's gave way to conspicuous consumption of the 1990's.

It was a helluva ride!!!
 
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Kenny Coyote

Telly Talk Star
Oh, wow. I remember this like it was yesterday. Here is what we saw in real life, and it was mirrored in Dallas:

The Seven Sisters were the seven major oil companies (Westar would be one of the Seven Sisters). But in Texas, Oklahoma, and Louisiana there are hundreds of independent oil companies that are a huge part of our economy (Ewing Oil, Luce Oil, and Harwood Oil would be independent oil companies).

When the oil crash hit in the 1986, oil prices dropped from $34/barrel to $10/barrel. The oil companies went from making millions of dollars per day to losing millions of dollars per day. For the Seven Sisters, there were cash reserves in place and they were okay. (Think Weststar). But for the independents, they can't lose millions of dollars per day for very long.

As my buddies would say, "I've never seen anything go so wrong, so fast!"

--Independent oil companies go from making millions to losing millions.
--Desperate to save cash, they slash employee travel, especially airline travel
--Braniff Airlines, based in Oklahoma goes bankrupt
--Texas Air is split up and sold off
-- 200,000 homes in Texas are abandoned

-- I personally saw banks in Texas where people gave up making their car payments, and they parked their cars in the bank parking lots and dropped the keys in the night drop slot.

-- DeLorean motor cars goes bankrupt (Think Mark Graison's car)
-- 170 Texas Banks go bust (Think Vaughn Leland)
-- 184 Restaurants go out of business (Think Cattleman's Club)
-- Entertainment throughout Texas and Louisianna is cancelled (Think Oil Barron's Ball)
-- EF Hutton, a financial powerhouse since 1904, who survived several gold rushes, two world wars, and the Great Depression but cannot survive the oil bust and it is sold off (Think Franklin Horner and Cattleman's Bank)
--The bank and oil executives no longer have money for high priced prostitutes (think J.R. setting up Harv Smithfield's son-in-law)
-- High dollar prostitutes in New Orleans, Louisiana lose clients. The prostitutes head for the Mustang Ranch in Nevada.
-- Mustang II is built alongside the original Mustang house of prostitution and the hookers live on premesis.

Then. . .

The 1990's come along, and we Americans forget all the lessons we learned during the boom and bust. Google Ford Excursion, Dodge Duallies, and Civillian Hummer H1 to see how ridiculous it all became again. The oil crash was officially over as the 1980's gave way to conspicuous consumption of the 1990's.

It was a helluva ride!!!

That was very interesting. Thank you! I'm wondering, from the time the oil crunch began, how long was it until it ended and the economy in the oil states was good again? The oil crunch lasted into at least part of 1987 didn't it? Also, what was done to bring the price of oil up from $10 a barrel to where it was back up to a good price for the businesses in the oil sates to be able to start making money again?

"As my buddies would say, "I've never seen anything go so wrong, so fast!" - That reminds of the rock'n roll industry! It was huge in the 80's and early 90's and then it all but vanished and still hasn't come back. The two biggest hard rock/heavy metal bands of the 80s were Guns 'n Rose and Metallica and they're still the two biggest bands in those genres 30 years later! That's because 95% of the major record companies went bankrupt, the independent labels that exist today have no money for artist development, marketing and tour support, the rock nightclubs where bands learned their craft and became noticed by the record labels have mostly closed, certainly the major ones that featured both local and national bands have closed, and so there is nobody coming up to accept the torch from bands like Guns 'n Roses, Metallica, and Van Halen.
 
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Lastkidpicked

Telly Talk Dream Maker
Thank you! I'm wondering, from the time the oil crunch began, how long was it until it ended and the economy in the oil states was good again? The oil crunch lasted into at least part of 1987 didn't it? Also, what was done to bring the price of oil up from $10 a barrel to where it was back up to a good price for the businesses in the oil sates to be able to start making money again?
I'm going from memory here, but should have the dates pretty close:

In 1985 Black Sunday was the unofficial start of the oil bust. This was the first time one of the Seven Sisters (Exxon) had announced it was pulling out of oil fields in small towns. It was bad. Really bad. Entire towns were abandoned and became ghost towns. The local politicians were helpless. "The only business to be in right now is the moving business" they said, as people fled the small towns of Texas, Oklahoma, and Louisiana.

Our entire Texas and American culture had almost given up. As Kenny Coyote mentioned, the rock'n roll industry, the car industry, and even the television and movie industry felt the effects after Black Sunday. This is from an Oil Industry trade magazine from those days:

The 1980s: a rough decade for cars, rock music and oil
The 1980s were a mixed up decade. Killer British-driven rock music and groundbreaking R&B artists were giving ground to wimpy, fake artists like Milli Vanilli. The era of glasspack, dual carb, Hurst-shifted Detroit muscle cars had thrown in the towel to embarrassing vehicles like Chrysler’s K-car. The U.S. had only one car in the list of the world’s fastest cars in 1986: the ’86 Ford Mustang, which could go zero-to-60 in 7 seconds and had an MSRP of $14,750. The winner that year was an ’86 Ferrari that could go zero-to-60 in 4.5 seconds.

But don't worry, my friends. Ole J.R. Ewing always comes out on top.

The fun and exciting thing about Texas is that after every bust there is another boom on the way.

Also, what was done to bring the price of oil up from $10 a barrel to where it was back up to a good price for the businesses in the oil sates to be able to start making money again?
The truth is, there was a combination of things that happened to bring back the boom. Here's the way I remember it:

Everything hit the bottom on Black Monday, October 19, 1987. While many people were panic selling, the long term thinkers (Folks like Bobby Ewing) were watching for the rebound saying, "Now's not the time to panic and sell. Now's the time to keep a cool head and buy the bargains that others are dumping." They were also saying,

"Buy oil stocks on the fear of others, sell them on the greed of others"

"Bet with your head, but not over it"

And those who bet on the rebound won big time!

China saw the opportunity in 1987 of cheap labor and cheap energy and they jump-started their manufacturing businesses. They started buying Texas oil-- and lots of it! The emerging markets started mining and mining takes a LOT of energy. Shipping companies were moving product on anything that would float-- and using Texas crude to power it.

Ancient trucks were pulled out from storage and put to work delivering goods demanded during the rebound. And these trucks needed Texas oil.

And just as fast as the bust hit, the boom was underway. I remember you had to wait in line to buy a new pickup. Real estate agents couldn't handle all the calls of people wanting to buy land in Texas. There weren't enough Steak Houses (Cattleman's Club) to fit all the people who were meeting to sign new oil contracts. "Dora Mae! My usual table!" The best selling car in the U.S. wasn't a practical car such as the Honda Accord or the Toyota Camry. The best selling car wasn't a car at all-- it was the Ford full sized pickup.

And THAT wasn't ostentatious enough. Texans would buy their new pickups, then lift them and put oversize tires on them. It wasn't enough to have the biggest house in the neighborhood-- you had to have the biggest pickup truck. If you have to ask how much it costs, then you can't afford it!

People who weren't part of the new oil boom would make fun of those who were:

"Oh, sure. The oil company wives just HAVE to have a brand-new, lifted four wheel drive pickup truck to drive to the country club!"
(Not everyone could drive a wood-paneled station wagon like Sue Ellen).

Oil field workers making minimum wage and only working a few days a week suddenly had raises and unlimited overtime. Some of my friends were called into the boss's office for emergency meetings where they were paid TEN TIMES their current wages if they would sign new contracts. You couldn't spend your money fast enough!

Make lunch, fix dinner? No time! Oil company credit cards were handed out so that people could eat on the run.

Test drive new boats, campers, and RVs? No time! Have your people call my people. Just deliver it before the next BBQ (and hope Cliff doesn't get pushed into the pool).

The rebound is the good time you see on Dallas. Where people are making money so fast they can't spend it all.

We are going through a boom time right now in Texas. Since I'm older now, I feel a responsibility to grab the younger oil field workers by the back belt loop and slow them down. I tell them,

"Take a few hundred dollars a week out of your paycheck and stash it away. If I'm wrong, and there's not another oil bust, then you will have a bunch of money set aside for no reason. If I'm right, and there's another oil bust coming (and there always is), then you will be glad I told you this because you will have the cash on hand to get you to the next boom."

And that's the view from Texas. And yes, it's a helluva ride, and even more fun in person!
 
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Lastkidpicked

Telly Talk Dream Maker
IIRC Wendell claimed that Westar was the eighth biggest company - a rather odd claim out of context.
I remember that as well, Seaviewer. And it wasn't that odd when you think about it like this:

When Wendell said that Westar was the eighth biggest company, he was saying that Westar was the biggest oil company outside the Seven Sisters. Why was he so specific about this? Because the writers needed to point out that Westar was an independent oil company and that is why Jeremy had so much control and could make decisions on his own-- something only an independent oil company can do.

So then why do I refer to Westar as being one of the Seven Sisters? Because in J.R. Returns , Carter Mckay makes it clear that Westar has grown to become one of the Seven Sisters. When J.R. meets with Mckay to talk him out of buying Ewing Oil we get to watch a great bit of dialoge, with two great actors.

If you watch this scene, notice how both Larry Hagman and George Kennedy each down play the scene-- just two powerful figures having a quiet conversation. Very well acted.

J.R.-- I think we should talk. About Westar buying Ewing Oil. I'm curious... Why?

Mac-- It's a good company. It still has some undeveloped fields and we have the money to develop them.

J.R.-- Well assuming this acquisition does go through, what happens to Ewing Oil? Does Ewing Oil cease to exist?

Mac-- Like Jonah and the whale, we would swallow it whole.

J.R.-- You still trying to pick off the independents one at a time aren't you?

Mac-- Something along those lines.

J.R.-- Say you did buy Ewing Oil and then turned around and sold it (to me) for a substantial profit. That would be quite a feather in your cap.

Mac-- That's never going to happen. Ewing oil is simply a small part of a long range program I promised my board.

J.R. Never say never, Mac. One thing I've always admired about you is you never put promises ahead of profit.

...

After this conversation, J.R. is able to get the upper hand on Carter Mckay. J.R. lays out how well his master plan has worked. His final insult is so funny, and Larry Hagman delivers it with the perfect understated delivery:

"Don't kid yourself, Mac. Your long range program just fell on it's ass."

Perfect J.R. line!
 
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Lastkidpicked

Telly Talk Dream Maker
Hey everybody! Checking in from the Texas Coast. Lots of stuff underwater here, not sure if the news of the hurricane made it to you good folks in Europe (And to you DownUnder, Rove).

So far, the biggest problem is people evacuate to one area, then the waters rise and they are trapped in the evacuation area.

I drive an obnoxious lifted truck (Hey, It's Texas!) so I've been running cases of bottled water out to the evacuation shelters.

Don't you worry, we are Texas Strong and I'll check back in as soon as I can.
 

KayLloyd

Telly Talk Addict
Hey everybody! Checking in from the Texas Coast. Lots of stuff underwater here, not sure if the news of the hurricane made it to you good folks in Europe (And to you DownUnder, Rove).

So far, the biggest problem is people evacuate to one area, then the waters rise and they are trapped in the evacuation area.

I drive an obnoxious lifted truck (Hey, It's Texas!) so I've been running cases of bottled water out to the evacuation shelters.

Don't you worry, we are Texas Strong and I'll check back in as soon as I can.

Thank you for all that you're doing to help! Our thoughts and prayers are with y'all.
 

Rove

Telly Talk Warrior
Hey everybody! Checking in from the Texas Coast. Lots of stuff underwater here, not sure if the news of the hurricane made it to you good folks in Europe (And to you DownUnder, Rove).
Have been watching the effects of Hurricane Harvey. It's been getting plenty of NEWS time here downunder. I've been struck how ordinary people are out and about assisting those less fortunate. It reminds me how us Aussies can band together in times of need. Thoughts are with you all in Texas.
 

Kenny Coyote

Telly Talk Star
I remember that as well, Seaviewer. And it wasn't that odd when you think about it like this:

When Wendell said that Westar was the eighth biggest company, he was saying that Westar was the biggest oil company outside the Seven Sisters. Why was he so specific about this? Because the writers needed to point out that Westar was an independent oil company and that is why Jeremy had so much control and could make decisions on his own-- something only an independent oil company can do.

First of all thank you for keeping us up to date with the effects of the hurricane and thank you very much for helping people in need. I bet you're glad now that you bought a big truck with big tires so it can get through areas where vehicles with a lower clearance can't.

As for the quote above, sorry for not replying sooner but there is something that I'd like to ask you about. You called Weststar an "independent" oil company but I don't believe that was true. Westsar was the biggest oil company in Texas but Ewing Oil was the biggest independent oil company in Texas. This was mentioned several times throughout the series but my most vivid memory of it being explained that Weststar was not an independent was explained during the dream season. Both JR and Wendell were trying to buy Christopher's 30 percent of Ewing Oil from Pam. Jeremy explained to Pam that his offer was better because being a publicly traded company, he could and would offer her a large number of shares of Weststar stock along with the cash to pay for Christopher's 30%. Then JR talked to Pam and told her that Wendell had offered her as part of the deal, a large number of shares of Weststar stock and since Ewing was independent and not a publicly traded corporation, he couldn't match that part of the offer but he would offer her more cash instead.

In season 11, it was also made clear that Weststar was a corporation with publicly traded stock. That's how anyone with money could buy as much of Weststar as they could afford and they did; even Sue Ellen bought some. JR used a plan of buying and selling at strategic times to manipulate the price of Weststar stock and therefore the value of the corporation. After they would sell off huge amounts of Weststar stock suddenly, sending the stock price tumbling, as soon as it bottomed out then they'd just buy even more than they had owned before. That of course would be impossible to do with an independently owned company such as Ewing Oil since they don't have stock that anyone with money and a stockbroker can buy and sell on Wall Street.
 

Lastkidpicked

Telly Talk Dream Maker
As for the quote above, sorry for not replying sooner but there is something that I'd like to ask you about. You called Weststar an "independent" oil company but I don't believe that was true. Westsar was the biggest oil company in Texas but Ewing Oil was the biggest independent oil company in Texas.

Very good point as usual, Kenny Coyote.

You are referring to an independent oil company, which is privately owned, verses a stock company, which is publicly traded. And you are exactly right when you say that Ewing Oil was the biggest independent (privately held) oil company in Texas.

And you are right that Westar was a publicly traded company, so not an independent, privately held oil company.

So... how can we both be right?

Because you are looking at publicly traded companies versus stock companies. And today, with E-trade and 401Ks and stock market tickers running along the bottom of newsasts, you are probably right to seperate them that way.

Back in the 1970's, the time leading up to Dallas, we used to separate companies by the "Seven Sisters" verses the rest of the world, the Independents. After Seaviewer questioned why Jeremy Wendell was so specific that Westar was the eight largest oil company, I took it to mean that Westar was the largest oil company outside of the Seven Sisters.

So I was thinking along the lines of Independents VS the Seven Sisters. You are thinking along the lines of Independents (privately held) VS stock (privately held) corporations. And we are both right, we are just pivoting off different terms.

To put a finer point on it:

Westar was the largest oil company outside of the Seven Sisters, and Westar was a publicly traded company.

Ewing Oil was the largest privately held oil company.

So we can both buy each other a steak, once we dry out down here.

And I really appreciate the back and forth with you smart people who notice the details. Makes me watch the series much more closely.
 
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Rove

Telly Talk Warrior
And I really appreciate the back and forth with you smart people who notice the details. Makes me watch the series much more closely.
My thoughts exactly. Watching Lorimar Dallas for the umpteenth time I really appreciate the finer details often pointed out by the posters on Soapchat. Who knew that a subtle change in photography by Bradford May could show Dallas, especially the ladies, in a whole new light. When I watched Dallas all those years ago I just accepted what was presented on screen without understanding the nuances which went into the production.
 

Lastkidpicked

Telly Talk Dream Maker
When I watched Dallas all those years ago I just accepted what was presented on screen without understanding the nuances which went into the production.

Very good point, Rove.

What amazes me is how they were able to get the "feel" of Dallas, the city. It's no coincidence that they filmed on location near Dallas those early years, and the show definitely had that feel to it that is missing from the later seasons.

What do I mean by the "feel" of the city? I'm glad you asked.

When you are in Dallas, Fort Worth, Houston, or Austin, Texas, you feel as if you are part of something big. Everybody from the CEO of Ewing Oil to the guy sweeping out the parking lot feels as if there will always be a bigger and better opportunity right around the corner.

Here's a conversation I heard while in downtown Dallas:

Oil company executive walks up to valet: "My company car, please"
Valet: "Yes, Mr. Harvey"
Oil company executive: "How they treating you, Sam?"
Valet: "They treat me pretty good, Sir"
Oil Company Executive: (Hands Valet a 100 dollar bill) "Well, you tell them Punk Harvey treats you better!"
 

Lastkidpicked

Telly Talk Dream Maker
An update for you all from Texas.
In Houston, Dallas, and Fort Worth, we all get along pretty well but there is a small line between the rich folks and the regular folks. You could see this in the show DALLAS. Not a big problem, but noticeable.

After the hurricane we are all the same, which I really like. Folks with beat-up 20 year old pickups are standing next to folks with brand new Cadillac Escalades while at the hardware store, trying to get their homes fixed back up.

Women with $400 shoes are pumping gas next to men with holes in their cowboy boots, and they are chatting and asking how they can help each other.

Teenagers and old folks are working side by side to volunteer in the rebuilding.

I know this won't last forever, but for right now, I'm glad to be a Texan. And believe that Jock, Punk Anderson, and Harv Smithfield would be proud to see it as well.
 

Rove

Telly Talk Warrior
Good to hear Lastkidpicked. After the disastrous hurricane we're all guilty of moving on to the next big story, especially the media. Then the locals are left to fend for themselves. Australia is such a huge country, most of us live on the coast, that when a natural disaster hits us, we feel like its effecting us personally even if it's on the other side of the country. I may not be able to help personally but always offer a donation of dollars if an organization requests it.

Thanks for the update. :)
 
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