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By many reports, Heather Locklear, 64, is dating Lorenzo Lamas, 68.
Do we approve?
Do we approve?
Sammy Jo Cumson?
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They look good together.
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This just seems a little too ironic..... It feels as though it was the lost chapter for a Lorimar-Spelling co-production/crossover continuance....
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As a follow up to Snarky Oracle's original post the romance is now confirmed by Lorenzo, through a post on X (formerly Twitter) during the week. It's the closest we are ever going to get of a DYNASTY and FALCON CREST mashup. What would grandmother Angela think and what does aunt Krystle think?
https://www.justjared.com/2026/04/13/heather-locklear-lorenzo-lamas-confirmed-to-be-dating/
Grape granny Angela wants to invest in Melissa and Lance's winery. The supreme vintner has the Tuscany Land Corporation in her control and sees this as good leverage, to increase her holdings for the umpteenth time. There is a meeting in the living room of the Falcon Crest mansion; (a scene from season 6, 1986 - '87):
Lance: "Aren't you gonna offer us a drink?"
Angela: "No! I'm going to do better than that. I'm going to offer you a way out of your financial predicament."
Lance: "Okay, cut the garbage. I know you've done your checking. You know that we owe an awful lot of money; to complete the build of that winery and we need to borrow a lot more, to keep the place open."
Angela: "I'm a willing lender, providing I have an interest in your operation."
Melissa laughs: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Excuse me Angela. I'm not sure how to really take this act on the road. Ah you'd bring the house down in Vegas."
Angela: "I don't think you'll be laughing six months from now, when the bank comes knocking or the Tuscany Land Corporation."
Lance gets up from the sofa and so does Melissa. He says to his grandmother: "This place is beginning to stink! I wonder sometimes why do I even bother."
Angela: "Lance!"
Lance: "What?"
Angela watches them, as they stand in her hallway.
Angela: "I'm going to keep your room open. I have a hunch you're gonna need it."
Melissa and Lance stand outside the front door. The beautiful Agretti wine loving woman goes off on one again. Angela is eavesdropping in the hallway.
Lance snogs Melissa. She pushes him away, while saying, "Take it to Dina!" (His latest squeeze on the side).
https://www.justjared.com/2026/04/13/heather-locklear-lorenzo-lamas-confirmed-to-be-dating/
Grape granny Angela wants to invest in Melissa and Lance's winery. The supreme vintner has the Tuscany Land Corporation in her control and sees this as good leverage, to increase her holdings for the umpteenth time. There is a meeting in the living room of the Falcon Crest mansion; (a scene from season 6, 1986 - '87):
Lance: "Aren't you gonna offer us a drink?"
Angela: "No! I'm going to do better than that. I'm going to offer you a way out of your financial predicament."
Lance: "Okay, cut the garbage. I know you've done your checking. You know that we owe an awful lot of money; to complete the build of that winery and we need to borrow a lot more, to keep the place open."
Angela: "I'm a willing lender, providing I have an interest in your operation."
Melissa laughs: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Excuse me Angela. I'm not sure how to really take this act on the road. Ah you'd bring the house down in Vegas."
Angela: "I don't think you'll be laughing six months from now, when the bank comes knocking or the Tuscany Land Corporation."
Lance gets up from the sofa and so does Melissa. He says to his grandmother: "This place is beginning to stink! I wonder sometimes why do I even bother."
Angela: "Lance!"
Lance: "What?"
Angela watches them, as they stand in her hallway.
Angela: "I'm going to keep your room open. I have a hunch you're gonna need it."
Melissa and Lance stand outside the front door. The beautiful Agretti wine loving woman goes off on one again. Angela is eavesdropping in the hallway.
Lance snogs Melissa. She pushes him away, while saying, "Take it to Dina!" (His latest squeeze on the side).