The Caption Thread

[Sarah]

This was another classic that we have lost. PS I didn't make this one below. Feel free to start your own!

 

[Karin]

I remember this thread.

 

[Ray&Donna]

"What the hell happened to this thing?"

"Swear to God, we had the gun aimed at Cynthia Cidre's pilot script."

 

[Ray&Donna]

Miss Ellie: J.R., not at the table!

J.R.: Sorry Mama, but that's what happens when you serve Ewing Inferno chili!

Miss Ellie:...and you eat a second helping! Now don't you feel terrible? We'll have to pay Tuh-Rey-Zuh overtime to fumigate the entire house!

 

[Vote4Cliff]

Ray: Alright, quiet down and listen up. The dress code here at South Fork Ranch is plaid shirts only. Any of you NOT wearing plaid, you gotta go home and change.
Ranch Hand1: Seriously?
Ray: Yup. And you with the black hat, you can leave too and don't come back.
Ranch Hand2: Why me? I'm wearing plaid?
Ray: Because everyone knows the bad guys always wear black hats and have big black mustaches. You're not fooling anyone.
Ranch Hand3: Krebbs, no offense but I think you've fallen out of the hayloft onto your damn head one too many times!
Ray: Moving on to belt buckle regulations...

 

[Rove]

I could say so many negative things about that hideous paint by numbers portrait of Jock and Miss Ellie but it's best if I let it go.

 

[Ray&Donna]

Angelica: What do you mean, I won't be TNT's DALLAS? It's too late? No, it's too late for you, Ms. Cidre!

 

[Ray&Donna]

"Perhaps a guest role for me in the final season?"

"Why on Earth did I ever want to be a an executive producer?!?"

 

[Tullamore]

"I promise JR this is the only time you will get shot"
"You'd better not be pulling my leg Bob"

 

[Sarah]

 

[Rove]

 

[Tullamore]

"Sue Ellen I would never cross you "

 

[Tullamore]

"Mandy I appreciate your present but the tiepin is a bit over the top "

 

[Alexia]

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[Sarah]

Och Jesus I'm eating.

 

[Tullamore]

Whoops lol

 

[Tullamore]

"Sod this, I'm gonna leave to go to Murder She Wrote and be a special guest star 58 times"

 

[Sarah]

"I'll keep saying it until it goes in Mandy. You really are a silly little bitch"

 

[Tullamore]

"To Sarah, Alli the best,love Mandy"

 

[Tullamore]

We having a caption-off now?
Lol