The Caption Thread

[Sarah]

"Sarah stop!!!!!!!!! Stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll leave Dallas....just don't shed any more of my blooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddd"

 

[Alexia]

"Sarah stop!!!!!!!!! Stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll leave Dallas....just don't shed any more of my blooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddd"

 

[Tullamore]

Hmmm
Wonder who is guilty....

 

[Sarah]

"I'd better get off this floor and go and get my wife outta jail. Just 5 more minutes rest for my bad back."

 

[Rove]

I've always had a giggle every time JR gets shot. Two bullets fired off. No recognizable wounds. No blood. I'm guessing money must have been tight in the wardrobe department and they couldn't spare a new vest. But on a more serious note. I wonder if there were tighter restrictions on what could be shown on commercial television in those days.

 

[Tullamore]

"And one day Barnes I am gonna be taller than you,you can bet on that"

 

[Sarah]

"Look a bit closer, do I have spinach in my teeth?"

 

[Tullamore]

"I miss Pam. We could have had a proper conga with 3"

 

[Presea]

These are always so funny! I remember the old thread for this. I always loved the stuff about the Southfork basement. You did not even have to have proper knowledge of Dynasty and Falcon Crest to appreciate all of the jokes!

 

[yago]

JR/Sue Ellen fight

 

[Tullamore]

"All I said was I prefer baths to showers daddy,you don't have to kick me"

 

[Tullamore]

"Why did Cliff buy me a 6ft phone?"

 

[Sarah]

"What are you doing in Sue Ellen's room Pam? I told you, you'll never be her!"

"Oh Bobby isn't my bow lovely?"

 

[Sarah]

"Mark I've told you before...you wanna cook in my condo, you gotta shave that tache off!"

 

[Tullamore]

"I am wearing the Sue Ellen rubber ring around the wrong way?"

 

[Tullamore]

"Just a little a little prick"
"Oh you've met James?"

 

[Lastkidpicked]

"Just a little a little prick"
"Oh you've met James?"

Nice one!

I've always had a giggle every time JR gets shot. Two bullets fired off. No recognizable wounds. No blood.
I wonder if there were tighter restrictions on what could be shown on commercial television in those days.

I remember the big controversy back in the day. If you watch American TV shows from Prime Time in the 70's and early 80's, you will see that when somebody is shot they couldn't show any blood. This was because they didn't want kids to be traumatized by the violence.

Sounds smart, right?

Then they changed course. The new theory was that showing people getting shot with no blood or other ill effects was causing people to be more dismissive of gun violence. "Well, the bad guys get shot, don't even bleed, and are back next week on another show."

Funny the memories that are triggered by talking about Dallas. . .

 

[Tullamore]

Atticus Ward in a tank
"How do you drive this thing?" He asks

 

[Tullamore]

Atticus ward was like a girlfriend I once had. After 2 weeks she revealed she was a mermaid.
I knew there was something fishy about her

 

[Richard Channing]

"I'd like to report a double vodka. This is Sue Ellen Ewing"