Alexis
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You just know she did Cecil too. Skank!
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Willie Oleson
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The only character in the DYNASTY universe with a happy ending. She got it ALL . She's a winner!
Her horrible cousin Alexis however ended up sniffing the dust from the Carlton carpet. What a disgrace, what an embarrassment! When people ask Frankie about Alexis she says "sorry, I don't know her".
Alexis
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A desperate, mousey, grasping, little devious trollop. A morally deficient, selfish, home wrecking, sister betraying, adulterous, greedy, shameless hussy. And the worst crime of all in the DYANSTY universe! She had bad hair! Awful!View attachment 47934
The only character in the DYNASTY universe with a happy ending. She got it ALL . She's a winner!
Her horrible cousin Alexis however ended up sniffing the dust from the Carlton carpet. What a disgrace, what an embarrassment! When people ask Frankie about Alexis she says "sorry, I don't know her".
Oh, and lets not forget the dull, dowdy personality and her eternal victim complex.
She had her husband Roger and Sable's husband Jason at the same time. Winner!!!
She had her husband Philip too, while she had Sable's husband Jason, at the same time. Again winning.
A sociopathic wench from hell.
Yes she really had it all.
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Snarky Oracle!
Telly Talk Supreme
There should only have been one character named "Roger" on the Carrington-Colby call sheet.
Snarky Oracle!
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Was Bliss an entitled slut? She shoulda been. I can't really remember.
Alexis
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She was the only one to call out Frankie for being an entitled slut.
Willie Oleson
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No Moore Rogers? At least they were on two different shows whereas Dynasty had three Michaels. And one of them should definitely not have been a Michael at all.
Snarky Oracle!
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Someone felt the prince should have been called "Konstantine" -- which I'm all for, except that Praed's real name was Michael Prince... so they wanted to use it.
But when your series has seven episodes entitled "The Salisbury Steak" you can certainly have three Michaels.
Willie Oleson
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Oh...gosh, I had no idea. Still, I would have preferred Prince George Michael.
Alexis
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I recently re-watched all of The Colbys over the last few weeks and I think we need to have a Justice for Bliss movement. She really actually is the more nuanced of the Colby sisters, and she didn't only call Frankie out for what she was but she flat out refused to be at Jason and Frankie's wedding at the Colby mansion because she felt it would be betraying her mother. When asked by Jason if she felt that he had betrayed Sable, Bliss plainly stated yes as her reply.
The girl clearly knew what was up. I actually prefer her more than Monica with every re-watch. Her love life was more interesting than Monica's snore-fests with Cash, or Neil. Monica got more screen time, but she was a bit of train wreck if you think about her. Falling for married guys, twice, jumping back and forth from Colby Enterprises and Titania Records, flying a plane for no reason at all, while being blinded by mascara tears from one of your more recent failed relationships. Crashing said plane into the middle of nowhere. Having a kid to some married guy while at college, then having your bat-shit crazy aunt have the kid secretly adopted out to the wife of the man that fathered your child.
I get a wee bit of the Sue Ellen Ewing vibes from her, like seriously, just avoid.
Bliss on the other hand gets called an airhead, but she had very strong morals and always stood her ground, no matter what people thought of her, including her parents. She was loyal to her mother, and perhaps the most like Sable of all of the Children.
Oh and she also pushed that horrible dancer Gina's ass right in that Birthday cake when she tried to trifle with her and Kolya.
The girl clearly knew what was up. I actually prefer her more than Monica with every re-watch. Her love life was more interesting than Monica's snore-fests with Cash, or Neil. Monica got more screen time, but she was a bit of train wreck if you think about her. Falling for married guys, twice, jumping back and forth from Colby Enterprises and Titania Records, flying a plane for no reason at all, while being blinded by mascara tears from one of your more recent failed relationships. Crashing said plane into the middle of nowhere. Having a kid to some married guy while at college, then having your bat-shit crazy aunt have the kid secretly adopted out to the wife of the man that fathered your child.
I get a wee bit of the Sue Ellen Ewing vibes from her, like seriously, just avoid.
Bliss on the other hand gets called an airhead, but she had very strong morals and always stood her ground, no matter what people thought of her, including her parents. She was loyal to her mother, and perhaps the most like Sable of all of the Children.
Oh and she also pushed that horrible dancer Gina's ass right in that Birthday cake when she tried to trifle with her and Kolya.
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Richard Channing
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Or Prince Boy George Michael.
Alexis
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Prince Boy George Michael Sinitta-Minogue of Moldavia
I am going to have rewatch The Colbys or at least Bliss's scenes since I don't remember telling off Frankie which should great.
Alexis
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I don't think she actually tells Frankie off, there is a scene with the Colby siblings and Bliss is the only one that acknowledges that Frankie is in the wrong. She also has the scene with Jason where she refuses to be at his wedding.
Oh OK Thank you.