After a week of booze and sex
12 voted on 75 scenes
Here’s how they look.
1. "Joan of Arc would've been a drunk if she'd been married to you." = 33
2. Sue Ellen leaves John Ross with JR = 30
3. Sue Ellen seduces JR:
"You're never gonna have me." = 26
4. JR slaps Sue Ellen:
"Chances are it's yours." = 25
5. Speaking at JR’s funeral / Accepts a drink from a wino = 24
6. Confesses to Bobby about affair = 23
7. Fires Mandy = 20
8. Throws bottle of wine at JR = 19
9. Talks to reflection in mirror / Rejected by Cliff = 18
10. Using JR as a stud service = 16
11. Screaming at JR & Dusty fighting / Pulls back sheets to find JR slept with Afton = 13
12. Sex on blue sheets = 12
13. Singing in Winds of Vengeance = 11
14. Sue Ellen talks with Mandy at Rodeo / Stumbles on gun in draw / Re-marries JR / Tells JR she is going to Barnes Wentworth / Finds JR in bed with Holly / Pops balloon at JR / Confrontation with John Ross in kitchen / Conversation with Bobby about Kristin / Sees Dusty’s crashed plane on news / Screams behind bars = 10
15. Drinking champagne
“Pam don’t be a nag” / Winning custody of John Ross / After car crash / Sue Ellen's conversation with Pam about her screwed-up marriage arrangement with JR / drunk and in bed, sneers at JR that she is what he made her = 9
16. New Beginnings / With JR and they discover Kristen had a baby / Sue Ellen gets angry at Cliff after he asks her to loan him some money / Miss Ellie and Clayton find sue Ellen in that hospital room = 8
17.
'Oh come on now Miss Texas!' / Clubs the woman in the sanatorium and takes off in the car / Sue Ellen cries her eyes out to Pam when the plane has gone down / Slurs about propriety to some horrified Texas wives / Pretending to be nice to JR in the living room, and then pouring a drink in his face after they go upstairs = 7
18. Sue Ellen thwarts JR's takeover of Westar / JR shows Sue Ellen the Miss Texas video in Anniversary and they kiss / Dusty telling Sue Ellen of the night with his new wife when he discovered he could get it up again. Sue Ellen cuts him off mid-sentence, angrily snapping "Lucky Linda" and argues with him / Sue Ellen reaches out to Bobby and he advises her not to play JR at his own game / Sue Ellen runs through the streets of Hong Kong to comfort pam after not finding mark there = 6
19. The one where she is with Gil Thurman and they are trying to entertain him and he drinks a whole quart of bourbon saying stuff like
"The last I heard you were off to San Angelo with Clayton Farlow's boy" / Sue Ellen is the new owner of Ewing Oil / Sue Ellen produces evidence of JR's evil doings only to find he's beaten her to it and replaced it / When John Ross gets appendicitis / She leaves Dusty for his own good / Rodeo and meeting Dusty and talking to him at the BBQ with a jealous JR looking on / Sue Ellen talks to Rita about adopting her baby / Sue Ellen is impressed by Pam in Hong Kong wanting to
'buy that Damn clinic' = 5
20. Sue Ellen finds out what JR did to Clayton / Coming home from hospital and sobbing on Miss Ellie’s shoulder / Sue Ellen's reaction after hearing Peter's friends call her old / Sue Ellen finds out dusty is still alive / Sue Ellen putting off those two loser guys with Pam in the Hong Kong hotel flyer = 4
21. Refuses contraband booze from the evil nurse / Sue Ellen tells JR about Valentines / When she reignites her affair with Cliff, makes the phone call then spends the night / Sue Ellen drunk during the first barbecue = 3
22. Sue Ellen argues with JR:
"You came parading through the lobby with some tramp of yours." / Holding John Ross for the first time! / Sue Ellen gives JR what he doesn't like / Sue Ellen tells JR she's pregnant / Confronting Kristin / She tells JR they´ll have separate lives, aka
"I already paid for this" / With Donna relecting on life on the SF sofa = 2
23. Sue Ellen teaches Cally her tricks how to make JR want a woman. Cally thinks it sounds sick / The scene at the table when JR is eating and reading the newspaper
'Oh look JR, it's the Valentine Girl' / Throws herself at Ray then tells him to call her Mrs Ewing / She talks to Pam about the Holly tramp, aka
"I´m the biggest masochist of Dallas" / During a session with Dr Elby, Sue Ellen realises she didn't shoot JR / Sue Ellen tells off Peter after he tells her he got an apartment for them = 1