After a week of wheeling and dealing
Throw in lots of sex & booze
And here are the results.
1. Holding John Ross for the first time = 45
2. Threatens Wendell over Jock’s painting = 23
3. Destroying Cliff Barnes = 22
4. Tells Pam not to get back with Bobby = 18
5. What slut will you be sleeping with? = 17
6. Returns home telling Ellie they couldn’t find Jock, looks up to the sky = 16
7. Crying at Sue Ellen’s bedside = 13
8. Telling Kristin, time to be scared = 12
9. Lies to Jock’s face = 11
10. Pam slaps JR after Gerald / "Are you tryin' to flatter me or insult me? I can't make out which." / JR almost wins EO but Bobby eventually becomes the winner and agrees to share it = 10
11. Blue Sheets / Cries over Bobby in Swan Song / "Corn Crude... or Crude Porn or... Corn Pone" / JR says to Bobby who could feel sorry for that girl / JR defends himself at the first voting at SF / JR sweet talks Sue Ellen in JR Returns and tells her she's the only woman he's ever loved / JR puts down Dusty for being impotent at the stadium. / JR leaves to meet BD Calhoun and tells Sue Ellen he loves her / When he questions how many weeks pregnant SE is at end of episode and she slaps him / Arrested in Cuba = 9
12. New Beginnings - 'And you had something else. You looked like a lady / Pam says to jr 'see you at the office partner' / JR tries to rope Mama into baby-stealing / John Ross and that close shave / If that baby turns out not to be mine I'll give you the quickest divorce in Texas history and you can walk the streets for dimes' / Shows John Ross his office / Many yellow roses for Sue Ellen / Playing with John Ross in park = 8
13. Drunk & grief stricken over his Daddy / jr announces bobby and Jenna's engagement to Everyone in front of Pam / JR tells Bobby that family is important and that he's willing to put up with Pam back in the house if it makes Bobby happy / JR opens up about his feelings for Sue Ellen - in front of Mandy / JR and Sue Ellen on the bed at the end of Rodeo / JR leaves the asylum giving his fellow inmates well thought out gifts / JR visits Walt Driscoll in prison and refuses to pay his bail / JR remembers meeting Sue Ellen at the contest = 7
14. JR setting up Kristin at the condo in front of the whole family at dinner / jr visits Pam to confess his dislike of her and then says to get back together with bobby / JR compliments Val on her tuna sandwich / The things JR says to Cliff after he makes his speech after winning Oil Man Baron Of The Year / JR is back to his old self at the ball and leaves his walker to go sweet talk Sue Ellen / When he threatens Wes Parmalee "If you ever come near my son again.. / when he puts cliff down, your a small little man barnes / JR slaps Jeb Ames and says "Don't you ever threaten my brother, or any other Ewing" = 6
15. JR has his copy of Capricorn Crude autographed by the author / JR tells his father they didn't lose anything on the South East Asian Oil Deal since he sold off the deal to their friends / When JR reveals he set up Peter and tells Sue Ellen to save Peter "I want you back in my room and back in my bed... I expect to find you in my bed tonight, I'll probably be late, wait up for me" = 5
16. Marrying Sue Ellen the 2nd time / When Pam, in a black dress, slaps him for making a comment about her and mark and jr says 'damn I hate that woman' / JR talks with Alan Beam outside while they enjoy some crummy hamburgers / When he tells Lucy she should get Mitch to make her a new face - one without a mouth! = 4
17. Battle for Ewing Oil begins / When Pam, in the white dress, says 'you louse' at the 86-87 BBQ and slaps him again / JR laughs himself silly on learning Gary is moving to California / JR and Bobby compete for their father's approval to run Ewing Oil / Has Cliff arrested / you are nothing but a drunk a tramp and an unfit mother / Cliff thinks that he has got one over on JR when he lets him know he has a claim to Ewing 23 so JR shuts down the oil well = 3
18. JR visits Pam at her house to try and convince her to sell him Bobby's shares of Ewing oil / JR attempts to rescue Sue Ellen and John Ross when Southfork is on fire / JR is out celebrating with his family and finds out that James is his son / Miss Ellie pays JR a visit / Gloating to Cliff about how he bought him a dud piece of land = 2
19. When we realized JR was going to be a great villain! / The cliffhanger of 80-81 season where Pam, jr and sue Ellen are by the staircase and are trying to take john Ross away from him / JR meets Dusty at The Cotton Bowl / JR talks with Sly about her betrayal and offers her a double agent role / Even though he wasn't there, the letter he wrote to Sue Ellen / Pam agrees to sell her share of Ewing Oil to JR and JR speaks to Jock's portrait "It's taken a long time and a lot of hard work but finally it's all mine" / JR reunites with Sue Ellen at the Ball = 1