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Victoriafan3

Victoriafan3

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Ome said:
Yes, let's keep the two separate, I have 'Slaps' down on the list to do.





Sorry Victoriafan3, could you re-do your list without the slaps. If you're short on memories, wait a few days to see what pops up in the thread. I do that most of the time because I know there are always scenes I forget.
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Ok I will redo. The pool fights are the best Dallas fight scenes. Alexis and Krystle really had the most and best hilarious fight scenes, sorry Dallas fights actually can’t compare. As you suggest, I will wait til others list more for inspiration. So @Toni and OME, is Donna’s momentous punch a fight or a slap or something else?? That is the champion scene for me. Thanks
 
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Toni

Toni

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My Top Ten:

1- JR & Ray´s pre-fire fight ("Ewing Inferno")
2- Oil Barons´ Ball II fight (with Ewings, Barneses & Graison, and a certainly bitchie Wentworth)
3- Jock & sons fight the Owens family ("The Dove Hunt")
4- Mark & Matt fight in Los Gatos ("Missing")
5- JR & Nick´s cliffhanger fight ("The Fat Lady Singeth")
6- JR & Dusty fight for Sue Ellen ("Those Eyes")
7- Ray makes JR pay for stealing Janeway away from him (isn´t it poetic?) ("Triangle")
8- Bobby gives Tommy his own medicine ("And Away We Go")
9- The bar fight with Sue Ellen present ("War of the Ewings")
10- Lucy and Betty have a mini-catfight at The Hot Biscuit ("Shadow of a Doubt")

I avoided all the slapping or one-punch-only fights...
Thanks for reminding me about the pool thingie, Victoriafan3...And I also deleted my other pool fight, ahem.
 
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Sarah

Sarah

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1. Sue Ellen fires Mandy -and all is well again in Sarah's world - not a fight as such because Sue Ellen has too much class, but a bitch fight of sorts. Sue Ellen wins. Naturally.
2. JR beats up Dusty in the sanitarium - throwing his Stetson to the ground in style
3. JR pies Cliff at the Oil Baron's Ball and Cliff bites him
4. Pam slaps JR hard in the face after Sue Ellen's accident
5. Jock, JR, Bobby and Ray bar fight of Dove Hunt
6. Sue Ellen goes for JR in the Southfork living room (near the bar)
7. Bobby knocks out the guy in the Irish bar (well there was a wee map of Ireland behind him in the scene)
8. Pam slaps Katherine (Pam did a lot of slapping)
9. Pam and Bobby fight over Jenna and Pam slams the door and the lamp breaks
10. JR and Clayton fight and Clayton gets pushed down the stairs

*Special bonus* - Sarah murders Mandy violently with an axe.
 
Toni

Toni

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Sarah said:
1. Sue Ellen fires Mandy -and all is well again in Sarah's world - not a fight as such because Sue Ellen has too much class, but a bitch fight of sorts. Sue Ellen wins. Naturally.
2. JR beats up Dusty in the sanitarium - throwing his Stetson to the ground in style
3. JR pies Cliff at the Oil Baron's Ball and Cliff bites him
4. Pam slaps JR hard in the face after Sue Ellen's accident
5. Jock, JR, Bobby and Ray bar fight of Dove Hunt
6. Sue Ellen goes for JR in the Southfork living room (near the bar)
7. Bobby knocks out the guy in the Irish bar (well there was a wee map of Ireland behind him in the scene)
8. Pam slaps Katherine (Pam did a lot of slapping)
9. Pam and Bobby fight over Jenna and Pam slams the door and the lamp breaks
10. JR and Clayton fight and Clayton gets pushed down the stairs

*Special bonus* - Sarah murders Mandy violently with an axe.
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Note: Here "Monday" should be pronounced "Mandy"​
 
Toni

Toni

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Willie Oleson said:
Haha
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I thought there was another Hot Biscuit fight or is that just my imagination?
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If you mean another one in the backroom, with Eddie all naked and Lucy in a bondage suit, it was your (hot) imagination...

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K

Karin

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1. Oil Barons´ Ball II fight (with Ewings, Barneses & Graison, and a certainly bitchie Wentworth)
2. The bar fight with Sue Ellen present ("War of the Ewings")
3. Sue Ellen throws the red wine bottle at JR.
4. JR & Ray´s pre-fire fight ("Ewing Inferno")
5. JR & Dusty fight for Sue Ellen ("Those Eyes")
6. Lucy and Betty have a mini-catfight at The Hot Biscuit ("Shadow of a Doubt")
7. JR & Nick´s cliffhanger fight ("The Fat Lady Singeth")
8. Bobby gives Tommy his own medicine ("And Away We Go")
9. S2 - Jock has to separate JR and Bobby after JR says pams cracking up - but no wonder, her fathers a drunk, her mothers a W**re etc
10. Jock & sons fight the Owens family ("The Dove Hunt")
 
Angela Channing

Angela Channing

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1. JR and Dusty fight over Sue Ellen in the drying out unit and Sue Ellen screams crazily between them.
2. Ray blames JR for Mickey's accident and they fight leading to Southfork going up in flames.
2. The fight at the Oil Baron's Ball after Cliff is named Oil Baron of The Year and everyone, inexplicably including Peter, joins in.
3. Clayton fights with JR and falls down the stairs.
4. Mackay fights with Tommy and during the struggle Tommy gets shot.
5. Johnny Dancer beats up April. (This was probably the most uncomfortable scene to watch in the entire series but it was very well done).
6. Jock, Bobby and Ray fight the Owens family while JR is not much more than a spectator. Afterwards an exhilarated Jock says how much he enjoyed it.
7. Bobby attacks JR after the older brother tells Pam her father was a drunk and her mother was a whore.
8. Drunk Mickey annoys a guy in a bar and a fight breaks out before Lucy intervenes to stop it.
9. Bobby fights the entire bar after he tells a slapper who approaches to annoy someone else. She get a guy to start a fight with him and everyone else joins in until Ray punches Bobby out and takes him away. JR tell the bar owner to "Send the bill to Southfork"
10. JR's asylum buddies fight after JR makes them think one of them is cheating at cards.
 
Ome

Ome

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After a week of the confused state of mind

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Is it a fight, a pool fight or just a slap…?


I managed to sift through the entries
and 7 members came up with 27 fights.



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1. JR and Dusty fight over Sue Ellen in the drying out unit and Sue Ellen screams crazily between them = 46

2. Ray blames JR for Mickey's accident and they fight leading to Southfork going up in flames. = 34

3. Jock & sons fight the Owens family = 30

4. Oil Barons´ Ball II fight = 19

5. Donna punches Bonnie = 17

6. Sue Ellen throws red wine bottle / Ewings & Barnes fight at OBB = 16

7. Jock has to separate JR and Bobby after JR says Pam is cracking up - but no wonder, her fathers a drunk, her mother is a Whore / Clayton goes after JR in dark at the end of the tunnel following a conversation with Donna in Washington about JR, and falls down staircase = 14

8. Bar fight with Sue Ellen = 11

9. JR & Nick’s cliffhanger = 10

10. JR pies Cliff at the Oil Baron's Ball and Cliff bites him = 8

11. Fight in SF kitchen after Clayton learns JR was colluding with Lady Jessica / Mark & Matt fight = 7

12. Bobby gives Tommy his own medicine / Lucy & Betty fight / Mackay fights with Tommy and during the struggle Tommy gets shot = 6

13. Bobby, ray and kit fight in a bar / Sue Ellen goes for JR in the Southfork living room / Johnny Dancer beats up April = 5

14. Bobby fights Cliff when he finds out he may be the father of Sue Ellens baby / Ray makes JR pay for stealing Janeway away from him / Bobby knocks out the guy in the Irish bar = 4

15. Cliff, Pam, JR fight at end of Rodeo when cliff makes a comment about Jrs daddy / Pam and Bobby fight over Jenna and Pam slams the door and the lamp breaks / Drunk Mickey annoys a guy in a bar and a fight breaks out before Lucy intervenes to stop it = 2

16. Bobby fights the entire bar after he tells a slapper who approaches to annoy someone else = 1
 
Presea

Presea

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1. JR and Katherine (It sucked that it wasn't more than that, though.)
2. JR and Kristin
3. Pam and Mark
4. Ray and Donna
5. Sue Ellen and Dusty
6. Ray and Bonnie
7. Ray and Connie (Some exciting diversion from Ray's boring as heck relationship with Jenna.)
8. Sue Ellen and Peter (For humorous purposes only.)
9. Sue Ellen and Cliff
10. Bobby and the Jennas #1 and 2 (I count making out while continually hanging out at the other person's place and outside of it as an affair.)
Honorable Mention: Cliff and Marilee Stone
 
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Toni

Toni

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IMHO, sex-less affair or "pay-per-sex" affair, no affair. Also, long-running affairs in Soapland are relationships to me.

1- Sue Ellen & Dusty (so many on/offs you can´t consider it long-running)
2- Lucy & Ray (kinkiest affair as it can be)
3- JR & Abby (on Knots: the only affair he ever had with a woman up to him)
4- Lucy & Kit (a very modern kind of affair with so many possibilities...handled the best possible way)
5- JR & Kimberly (ol´JR chasing Scarlett O´Hara-type for the Tara property)
6- Bobby & Tracy (for once it was her who was wearing the pants, a bit like Pam...)
7- Cliff & Sue Ellen (the most dysfunctional affair ever, badly used the second time around)
8- Angelica & Grace (as obvious as Laura & Ciji´s on "Knots")
9- Cliff & "BlandAnn" (one-night stand: again, missed opportunities for TNT "Dallas")
10- Charlie & Randy (A Pitt is a Pitt...is a Pitt)
11- Charlie & Darius (Censored by Trump´s Mandy Trampy Foundation for Beast Protection)
 
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