#285
Wayne has a staircase moment and he decides to fake being paralysed, Nellie Oleson-style, in order to make
Gordy suffer.
Barbara finds out and pushes him into the swimming pool, Laura Ingalls-style.
Stephen and Patricia are going to visit London, but the soap must go on.
Most of the recent storylines are created by unreasonable behaviour and demands, and it's just another example of "we don't care how get there as long as we get there".
Although, thinking back, Jill's rape
could be linked to Wayne's tampering with Brian's postcard.
John has basically become a robot with a "press here to upset me" button, and apparently he
still hasn't figured out what a notorious stirrer Wayne Hamilton is.
He also misses the discipline of the airforce, therefore he takes it out on the workers at Woombai, but then Beth comes up with a brilliant idea: if he'd become a fitness instructor he'd have a legitimate cause to shout and boss people around.
Yes, I think they said it in those exact words. Unbelievable.
He angrily confronts Jill with the postcard, but the funny thing is that Jill
also misinterprets Brian's fake message (the additional comment written by Wayne) which weakens her defence where there shouldn't be any kind of defence to begin with. This is the part that I really liked.
Nevertheless, they're going to try to work things out.
John (trying to make conversation): I've never seen anyone eat an orange like that.
Jill (annoyed): Like
what?
John: So...slowly.
It was a nice little throwback to the goofy Scott-John from the early episodes.
David's ex-cellmate is a troubled kid and David feels it's his responsibility to save him. This results in all the predictable domestic arguments but ironically it's Tony himself who turns out to be the saving grace in this rather generic scenario.
The young actor does a good job playing him as a cocky rascal, and I'd say he's one of the most entertaining characters right now.
Never thought I would say this but I just love the way he aggravates Kevin, maybe because he reminds me of the John and Kevin from the early episodes.
And he's great with David and Davey.
This is model Neil, do we know him? He looks so familiar.
It makes perfect sense that Barbara doesn't approve of her brother's impulsive decision to marry Patricia. She's aware of the events prior to Pat & Gordon's divorce, and to be honest she's never liked her ex-neighbour whom she's always considered to be a crass, upper class-wannabe (easy to say when you're on Old Money snob).
And yet there's something OTT about her open hostility as she used to be such a cool and dignified person.
Furthermore, Patricia has a way of digging her own grave once she's on top of the world and think she has the right to control everyone and everything, so it's only a matter of time anyway.
Stephen and Patricia's apartment looks quite swanky by S&D standards - the Aussie version of Alexis Colby's penthouse - and in case you hadn't noticed it then Patricia will explain in detail what's so great about the place.
While working overseas, Lynn's had an escapade amoureuse with a guy from Paris, and now he keeps sending her huge bouquets of flowers.
Ms Collins advises Lynn to nip the whole thing in the bud before things get out of hand. Quelle surprise (not!) when he shows up at the coffee shop in the very next scene.
If you think Brian's Irish accent was laughable then you haven't met Phillipe yet. His best French is "C'est la vie!".
Ms Collins is the archetype of the 1980s no-nonsense career woman, she's not unlikeable or anything like that but she does remind me of the Racine and Pamela Lynch types.
It's getting harder and harder to see any redeeming qualities in Paul, especially in his scenes with Rob, but when Patricia organizes a dinner for no other reason than to sideline and humiliate Paul (as she did with Scott-John) he suddenly becomes the underdog.
And now David becomes a total *sshole again when he gives Kevin an ultimatum, and eventually a boot in the backside.
Fiona declares war on her future long-lost son, and Wayne has managed to isolate Jill. And with Beth being out of the way it looks like his scheme has finally paid off.