Who called who what and when

[James from London]

Dec 87. Buck Lassiter calls JR a legend in Dallas. JR calls Sue Ellen no spring chicken. Kimberly calls Sue Ellen a fascinating woman. Nicholas calls Sue Ellen a stunning woman. Bobby calls April a very attractive woman. April calls Nicholas nice, bright, charming and shy. Sue Ellen calls Kimberly charming, pretty and Mrs Snake. Kimberly calls oil a wonderful game. Bobby calls Sue Ellen’s office wonderful. Sue Ellen calls Nicholas’s apartment lovely. Sue Ellen calls Wilson and Kimberly an absolutely lovely couple. The gallery manager calls Laurel’s painting quite lovely. Miss Ellie calls Ray and Jenna’s wedding lovely, small and very nice. Charlie calls Jenna such a hypocrite sometimes. Charlie calls Randy totally cool and her boyfriend. Casey calls himself a down-home boy from Tulsa. Bobby calls himself an oilman. Bobby calls JR the oilman, the one that was always supposed to follow in Daddy’s footsteps. Jordan calls Cliff a real oilman, a man he’s proud to do business with, a sly fox and a son of a gun. Dandy calls Cliff a son of a …, a lousy rotten …, a miserable …, and a conniving little runt. Lisa calls Cliff an insulting little twerp. Bobby calls Lisa a stupid little girl. Nicholas calls April a poor little rich girl. JR calls Mary Lou a pretty little thing. Mary Lou calls Casey a little man from Oklahoma who seems to have the Midas touch and the best thing she’s ever met in Dallas. Mavis calls Miss Ellie the best fundraiser and the best organiser that the DOA has. Sue Ellen calls Nicholas the best thing that’s happened to her in years. John Cate calls Nicholas a very intelligent man. Kimberly calls JR a very sensuous man and one cold bastard. JR calls Paul Morgan a good man. Cliff calls Bobby a poor man. DOA Gal #2 calls Clayton the handsomest man. JR calls Dr Styles quite a sharp man in his younger days. JR calls Nicholas young. JR calls Kimberly a Texas belle, a bubblehead and a very evasive lady. JR calls Cliff cheap, a simpleton and a million laughs. Cliff calls the Barnes/Ewing feud dumb. Sue Ellen calls the Ewing barbecue a great success. Sue Ellen calls Wilson a snake. Kimberly calls Wilson a black mamba. Kimberly calls Dr Styles a funny old soul and kind of a recluse. Dr Styles calls Kimberly the most important thing in his life. Lisa calls Christopher the only family she has left in this whole world. Cliff calls Christopher the only family he’s got. Ray calls himself and Jenna Lucas’s parents and the only ones who are ever gonna raise him. Clayton calls Laurel’s painting almost haunting.

 

[James from London]

Jan 88. Sue Ellen calls her life almost perfect. JR calls Kimberly a perfect southern belle, all flutter and innocence. JR calls Cliff a man of moderate success, a half-drowned dog and an idiot. Dr Styles calls JR the one man Jeremy Wendell is afraid of. Nicholas calls JR everything miserable that everyone has ever said about him. Cliff calls JR the scum of the earth. Bobby calls JR a son of a bitch. JR calls Bobby his warm and wonderful brother. Ray calls Bobby his big brother. Cliff calls Bobby not really a bad guy. Lisa calls Cliff not such a bad guy. Cliff calls himself and Sue Ellen a hot ticket around this town. Cliff calls Lisa pretty nice. Pete from the neighbourhood calls Joey Lombardi a pretty tough guy. David calls Clayton a pretty solid citizen. Mavis calls Clayton a handsome man. Laurel calls Clayton a lovely and gracious man who just happens to be a little lonely. Clayton calls himself an ancient mariner telling tales of old. Tracy Krauser calls Mr Bovay one stubborn old man. April calls Nicholas one of those men who’s hard to get to know. Kelly calls Ozwald the man the company was named after. Sue Ellen calls Ozwald a crackpot. Ozwald calls Sue Ellen a genius. Ozwald calls lingerie a household word. Lisa calls doughnuts a dumb present. Lisa calls herself an outsider. Laurel calls herself magical, mystical and a professional tree person. Laurel calls bonsai a living art form and one of the few things she seems to be good at. Nicholas calls Sue Ellen one of the most beautiful women he knows. April calls Sue Ellen a woman with a troubled marriage. Sue Ellen calls Kimberly not unattractive in an obvious sort of way. Kimberly calls Wilson a poor dear and a man of his word. Dr Styles calls Wilson a wimp. Charlie calls Randy awfully cute and a wimp. Jenna calls Charlie grounded for two months. Jenna calls Charlie grounded for two months. Charlie calls herself a prisoner in this house. Nicholas calls himself Sue Ellen’s piece of cake. JR calls himself a compulsive chaser. JR calls Cliff’s chair the most uncomfortable thing he’s ever sat in. JR calls Cliff’s office tacky. John Ross calls JR’s office neat. Nicholas calls JR’s lunch invitation very unexpected. Laurel calls Clayton’s Rolls Royce nice. JR calls Lisa’s custody suit a scam. Sue Ellen calls Nicholas’s home beautifully decorated. Pete from the neighbourhood calls April’s restaurant a cool place. Dave calls Washington a funny place. Mary Lou calls Casey dead in Dallas.

 

[James from London]

Feb 88. Jackie calls Cliff the King of Chinese Take-Out. Cliff calls Lisa a cute little blonde thing. Casey calls Sly a gorgeous blonde. Kimberly calls Casey a young man on the way up. April calls Bobby a tall good-looking dark-haired man who wears jeans to the office. Paul Morgan calls Bobby a victim of extortion. Bobby calls Holly ancient history. Bobby calls Christopher an innocent child. JR calls himself the innocent one. April calls herself hungry for money and power and everything that came with it. Charlie calls herself a real dope and out of line. Ray calls himself way out of line. Charlie calls Ray really strict. Jenna calls Charlie almost a woman. Ray calls Charlie still just a kid. Ray calls himself the first one to admit he doesn’t know everything there is to know about young girls like Charlie. Miss Ellie calls Laurel a young girl. JR calls Sly a beautiful girl. Casey calls Kimberly very beautiful and very feminine. JR calls Kimberly the most extraordinary woman he’s ever known and the most exciting woman he’s ever met in his life. Clayton calls selling his refineries the biggest mistake he ever made. Laurel calls Clayton a nice man and she’s proud to have him as her friend. David calls himself and Laurel just friends. Mavis calls herself and Miss Ellie best friends. Miss Ellie calls Sue Ellen the one person she’s not mad at. Sue Ellen calls Kimberly a poor little thing. Sue Ellen calls Southfork a fine place to raise her son. Sue Ellen calls Kristin’s pregnancy a cloud over her marriage for a long time. Sue Ellen calls JR dirt, an enemy, a pig and a bastard. Lisa calls JR a bastard. Bobby calls JR a bastard, a liar and a son of a bitch. April calls JR a son of a … and scum. Kimberly calls JR cruel. Sly calls JR a great guy. David calls Brett the guy Laurel dumped. Brett calls David a loser and a half-baked artist. Brett calls Dallas a godforsaken place.

 

[James from London]

Mar 88. Lisa calls Bobby a wonderful daddy. Bobby calls JR persuasive when he wants to be. Bobby calls a lot of power an aphrodisiac. Bobby calls Kay a lady with ambition. Bobby calls Clayton a busy man. Sly calls Cliff a bitter, bitter little man. Sue Ellen calls Nicholas a mystery man. Dr Styles calls himself a dying old man. Clayton calls David a stupid young man and an opportunistic son of a bitch. Clayton calls Texas City kind of hectic. Clayton calls his friendship with Laurel a big mistake. Casey calls Sly the first friend he’s had in a long time. JR calls himself the best friend April’s got in Dallas. Thug #3 calls April a smart girl. Clayton calls Laurel a girl in a painting. Bobby calls himself a guy born and raised in Dallas. April calls herself a wealthy woman. April calls Joey Lombardi Nicholas Pearce. Nicholas calls April a pipeline to him. JR calls Sly a direct link to him. JR calls selling West Star stock the best decision April ever made in her life. JR calls his company and his son the only two things in life that he loves. Sue Ellen calls JR the centre of her universe and the love of her life. JR calls his marriage a charade. JR calls Jenna Ray’s pretty wife. JR calls Ray a half-breed. Ray calls JR out of his damn mind. Sly calls JR a little unkind at times. Sue Ellen calls Kimberly a stepping stone on JR’s road to getting Ewing Oil back. JR calls Casey’s daddy’s land a pie-shaped piece of dry dirt. Casey calls himself JR’s messenger boy. Kay calls herself crazy and impulsive. Cliff calls himself nervous, a wreck and wound up like a top. Jenna calls herself shocked, puzzled and hurt. Jenna calls Ray’s house a battleground. Connie calls Ray’s house big, beautiful and tastefully done.

 

[James from London]

Feb 81. JR calls Sue Ellen a raving neurotic. Sue Ellen calls her entire life a mockery. Sue Ellen calls Dusty alive. Dusty calls himself more dead than alive. Clayton calls Dusty impotent and Steven. Clayton calls himself a very blunt man. Cliff calls JR a very lucky man. Donna calls Bobby a man who has proven more than once that he cares about people. Bobby calls himself the most conscientious hard-working dedicated senator that Dallas has ever sent to the legislature. Cliff calls Bobby naive. Bobby calls Cliff his legal counsel. Donna calls Cliff totally predictable. Pam calls Cliff smug, stupid and a royal pain in the behind. Pam calls Jackie an incurable romantic. Alex calls Pam a neglected wife. Alex calls Bobby a fool. Bobby calls Alex a phoney. Alex calls Lucy photogenic. Lucy calls herself Miss Young Dallas and kind of a slob. Arliss calls Afton the most popular girl in Biloxi. Leslie calls Afton a second rate saloon singer. Justin calls Leslie another bed partner for the mighty JR Ewing. Leslie calls Justin boring. Leslie calls power a fascinating thing. Leslie calls JR smart enough to overthrow a foreign government. Jordan calls Leslie a witch and an uppity broad. Jock calls Leslie a little no-account alley cat. Jock calls himself Takapa.

 

[James from London]

Apr 88. Laurel calls Harry a phoney cop. JR calls Laurel a bimbo, Clayton’s little cupcake, Clayton’s little tootsie and a little tramp. JR calls Kimberly that other little tramp. Kimberly calls JR a bastard. Sue Ellen calls JR a bastard. Laurel calls JR a bastard. Brett calls JR rather a crude type. Brett calls David Shulton a struggling artist. Brett calls Clayton a rich Texan and a despicable old man. JR calls Clayton a free man. Miss Ellie calls Clayton a man her daddy would have been proud of. O’Dell calls Bobby almost as smart as his daddy. JR calls himself the only real Ewing his daddy ever had. JR calls the Ewing condo a great little place. Clayton calls the Ewing spirit nothing but a show for the people of Dallas. Clayton calls Laurel a sweet lovely young lady. Casey calls April a pretty lady. April calls Cliff and JR a pretty unlikely pair to have anything in common with. O’Dell calls Kay a bright girl and a mighty pretty one. O’Dell calls his home state a mosquito-infested swamp. Bobby calls O’Dell a first class highwayman. April calls Bobby and JR two halves of the same coin. April calls Cliff JR’s puppet. April calls Casey just like all the other bitter little people on the outside. JR calls Casey a loser. Miss Ellie calls JR a fine one to talk about disgracing the family name after he lost Ewing Oil. Miss Ellie calls Sue Ellen a big part of this family. Sue Ellen calls having it off with Nicholas incredible. Bobby calls having it off with Kay one of the all-time worst experiences of his life. Kay calls herself geographically undesirable. Bobby calls himself not the enlightened person he thought he was. Cliff calls Jeremy the one person he knows who will continue to wage war against JR Ewing. Cliff calls Wilson Cryder a rotten wimp. Kimberly calls Wilson her ex-husband. Kimberly calls Dr Styles dead. JR calls David Shulton dead, a poor boy and pure filth. Clayton calls JR filth and a refugee from a stud farm. JR calls Nicholas a young stud. JR calls West Star a ship without a rudder. JR calls the world we live in strange. John Ross calls dinner at Southfork boring.

 

[James from London]

May 88. Ray calls Connie a psychotic person and a crazy woman. Jenna calls Connie a crazy woman and a lunatic. Bobby calls Connie really flipped out. Bobby calls JR amazing, truly amazing. Jeremy calls JR insane. Sue Ellen calls JR a bastard. JR calls Casey a hustler. April calls Casey a cheap hustler. JR calls Clayton some carpetbagger from San Angelo. JR calls Nicholas Sue Ellen’s gigolo. JR calls Mitch Lucy’s nitwit husband. JR calls Val Lucy’s tramp mother. JR calls Dusty Clayton’s wimp rodeo rider son. Clayton calls Dusty a hell of a lot better man than JR will ever be. JR calls himself the only man around here who cares about his daddy’s memory. JR calls Jock the only man he knows who could pull him and Bobby apart. JR calls Jeremy a proud and pompous man and a man who likes to surprise people. Nicholas calls JR one sorry excuse for a man. Miss Ellie calls Ray a good man. Ray calls himself the son of the town drunk and the half-breed brother. Miss Ellie calls Sue Ellen a good mother. Clayton calls himself and Miss Ellie co-owners of Southfork. JR calls Southfork a Ewing birthright, not the same Southfork we grew up in and no longer his home. Lucy calls Southfork empty. Lucy calls herself and Casey charter members of the I Hate JR club. JR calls Laurel that little English tramp. Lucy calls JR the expert on tramps. JR calls Lucy’s attempts at humour feeble. Lucy calls married life with a surgeon hectic. Lucy calls herself and Mitch more like roommates than a married couple. Miss Ellie calls marriage a long hard difficult road but also wonderful. Lucy calls Miss Ellie the most special person she knows. JR calls Jeremy buying Cliff’s gas field the biggest deal of the year. Cliff calls JRE Enterprises an upstart company. April calls Cliff the soul of generosity.

 

[James from London]

Oct 88. Cliff calls Pam all he’s got. Sue Ellen calls Lucy the one Ewing she can trust. JR calls John Ross the only member of his family he gives a damn about. Miss Ellie calls JR so cruel. JR calls wrong and cruel his two favourite words. JR calls Nick’s death an accident. JR calls Cliff that moron. JR calls Lucy that little ninny. JR calls Sue Ellen that fruitcake wife of his, that female assassin, a flat out bald-faced liar and crazy. Sue Ellen calls JR that bastard and a murderer. Bobby calls JR out of the oil business and a better person than he is. Charlie calls JR near dead. JR’s doctor calls him the luckiest man he’s ever known. JR’s doctor calls Sue Ellen the worst shot. Sue Ellen calls Mr Gurney the best divorce attorney in the state. JR calls a brother’s love the strongest love of them all. JR calls Bobby his new boss. Bobby calls Ewing Oil his company, no ifs ands or buts. Lucy calls Southfork her home just as much as it is Bobby’s. April calls Bobby a misguided fool who thinks he’s going to find Snow White and carry her off to Never Never Land. Cliff calls April upset because Bobby dumped her. Cliff calls Dr Gordon some kind of Svengali or something. Carter McKay calls himself a stubborn old cuss.

 

[James from London]

Nov 88. JR calls Gary a wimp. Casey calls Cliff a wimp. John Ross calls Cliff a jerk. Cliff calls the Barnes/Ewing feud history. Cliff calls his relationship with Sue Ellen ancient history. Miss Ellie calls the Ewings the closest thing left that Cliff has to a family. Lucy calls Southfork her family home. JR calls Southfork a place for family. JR calls Haleyville that place up on the Arkansas/Louisiana border. Bobby calls Haleyville out in the middle of nowhere. Cliff calls himself out of the oil business. Cliff calls Jeremy his only way out and the only one that was interested. Sue Ellen calls herself the only one that’s ever done what’s right for John Ross or cared about what he wanted. Sue Ellen calls JR despicable and a bastard. Cally calls JR different and a pig. JR calls himself special. Casey calls Lucy real special. JR calls Cally much too special to end her days in Haleyville, the most beautiful creature he’s ever seen and the most beautiful exciting woman he’s ever met. April calls Cliff the wimpiest man she has ever met. JR calls his trial the biggest miscarriage of justice he’s ever heard of. John Ross calls JR the greatest father ever. Japhet calls JR a dead man. McKay calls himself a happy man and a bit of a recluse. Tammy calls Bobby a nice man, a sweet man, drunk and sad. Sheriff Hanks calls the Justice of Peace a fair man. The Justice of the Peace calls JR guilty of all counts brought before this court. JR calls Japhet and Boaz those pea-brained brothers. JR calls Sheriff Hanks an old hick. Bobby calls Tammy an old friend. Casey calls Sly a good friend, but just a secretary and that’s all she’s ever gonna be. April calls Casey an ant in a room full of elephants. April calls Tammy a new little virgin Bobby found himself. Bobby calls keeping an eye on JR a full-time job. JR calls Harry not worth the money he’s paying him. JR calls John Ross a wonderful hunter and a real Ewing. JR calls Sue Ellen downright selfish and an alcoholic. Sheriff Hanks calls JR cold. Sheriff Hanks calls rape a hell of a serious charge.

 

[Lastkidpicked]

Clayton calls Laurel’s painting almost haunting.

I'd call that storyline almost haunting.

 

[southfork88]

Who called who what and when … a reminder to fill each month of the Dallas Life.

Part I

Season 1978 (01)/1984-1985 (08)

· April 1978

· September 1978

· October 1978

· November 1978

· December 1978

· January 1979

· February 1979

· March 1979

· September 1979

· October 1979

· November 1979

· December 1979

· January 1980

· February 1980

· March 1980

· November 1980

· December 1980

· January 1981

· February 1981

· March 1981

· April/May 1981

· October 1981

· November 1981

· December 1981

· January 1982

· February 1982

· March/April 1982

· October 1982

· November 1982

· December 1982

· January 1983

· February 1983

· March 1983

· April/May 1983

· September/October 1983

· November 1983

· December 1983

· January 1984

· February 1984

· March 1984

· April 1984

· May 1984

· September/October 1984

· November 1984

· December 1984

· January 1985

· February 1985

· March 1985

· April 1985

· May 1985

 

[southfork88]

Who called who what and when … a reminder to fill each month of the Dallas Life.

Part II

Season 1985-1986 (09)/1990-1991 (14)

· September/October 1985

· November 1985

· December 1985

· January 1986

· February 1986

· March 1986

· April 1986

· May 1986

· September/October 1986

· November 1986

· December 1986

· January 1987

· February 1987

· March 1987

· April 1987

· May 1987

· September/October 1987

· November 1987

· December 1987

· January 1988

· February 1988

· March 1988

· April 1988

· May 1988

· October/November 1988

· December 1988

· January 1989

· February 1989

· March 1989

· April 1989

· May 1989

· September/October 1989

· November 1989

· December 1989

· January 1990

· February 1990

· March 1990

· April 1990

· May 1990

· November 1990

· December 1990

· January 1991

· February 1991

· March 1991

· April 1991

· May 1991

 

[James from London]

Dec 88. Casey calls Lucy a bitch. Casey calls himself and April a couple of out-of-towners. JR calls Bobby out of his mind. Bobby calls Tracey out of work and a pool hustler. Ace calls Tracey a lousy hustler and a cheap tramp. Tracey calls Ace Mr Macho. April calls Bobby Dallas’s version of Mr Clean. Jeremy calls Sue Ellen his favourite lady in Dallas. Kelly calls Jeremy the coldest man she has ever seen. Jeremy calls revenge very sweet. Jeremy calls JR off the map. JR calls Haleyville the perfect place for an upscale first class resort area. Prisoner 717652 calls JR bad news. Boaz calls JR more trouble than he’s worth. Bushrod calls JR a prisoner with a big mouth and ten years to serve. Cally calls JR not that different to the rest of us. JR calls marriage a sacred vow. Sue Ellen calls remarrying JR a mistake she has lived to regret. Sue Ellen calls Jeremy very useful and an extremely private man. JR calls himself a condemned man, a dead man and a very wealthy Texas oilman. The captain calls JR a man with no callouses on his hands. Miss Ellie calls McKay a man who’s been poor-mouthing all over the county. McKay calls Sheriff Burnside a tin star. Sheriff Burnside calls Braddock a real pleasant place. Sheriff Burnside calls Harry Smith a real unusual name. Fred calls Clayton a real hothead. Clayton calls Fred a moron. Miss Ellie calls Fred McKay’s pet dog. McKay calls Southfork a big wealthy ranch. Pete calls Southfork about as close to home as he’s had.

 

[James from London]

Jan 89. Clayton calls Pam Digger’s daughter. Tracey calls McKay her beloved father who drank and lied and cheated on her mother. Bobby calls McKay an honourable man. Lucy calls Mitch a good man but they just couldn’t make it. Miss Ellie calls the Ewing men very tough. Miss Ellie calls the Oil Baron’s Ball the social event of the Dallas season and a tradition that we’ve had every year for the whole family. Mr Dehner calls Lucy the granddaughter of the family and a major shareholder in Denault Incorporated. April calls herself one of the people who backed Casey Denault in his Oklahoma exploration. Tracey calls herself one of the great horseback riders in history. Jeff calls Sue Ellen one of the wealthiest women in Texas. JR calls April the most eligible lady in Dallas. JR calls Casey just about the best liar he’s ever met (with the exception of himself, of course), a hustler and a con artist. April calls Casey quite a con artist. Lucy calls Casey a real con artist and pretty sure of himself. Bobby calls Tracey a pretty nice lady and a very special friend of his. Sue Ellen calls McKay a very nice man and a very complex one. JR calls McKay a damned outsider. JR calls himself an escaped fugitive, a big fish in a little pond, invincible and a fair man. Cliff calls himself a happy man and an expert on JR. Bobby calls JR an expert on devious. JR calls Tracey a load of trouble. April calls Tracey Bobby’s new Snow White. April calls Tracey and Tammy two new members of the Bobby Ewing Fan Club. Tammy calls Marilee a very rude woman. McKay calls April a very attractive woman. Tammy calls April Bobby’s foul-mouthed friend from the restaurant. Ray calls Bobby the best friend he ever had. Bobby calls Cally a hillbilly with a marriage licence. John Ross calls Cally a dumb name. Cally calls herself Mrs JR Ewing. JR calls Jeremy the scum of the earth. Sue Ellen calls Jeremy someone truly important in the oil business, not just a figurehead.

 

[James from London]

Feb 89. Lucy calls Tracey’s legs nice. JR calls Cally’s legs very pretty. JR calls Cally’s body pretty firm. Bobby calls Dallas a pretty big city for Cally to go in there all by herself the first time. Cally calls Sue Ellen’s house a real pretty place. Sue Ellen calls Cally foolish, JR’s child bride and a sweet young thing. April calls Cally beautiful. Miss Ellie calls Cally’s painting beautiful. Cliff calls Tammy beautiful, sexy and bright. Bruce calls Sue Ellen beautiful and a very sharp lady. Tommy calls April a hot lady, very rich and a tease. JR calls April a very passionate young lady and a bright girl. Bobby calls April a pretty girl. Bobby calls Cally a very determined little girl. Lucy calls Tracey a nice girl. Tracey calls Bobby a cowboy at heart. Tommy calls himself a Rocky Mountain cowboy, an art expert from Paris, the Reverend McKay and a man who’s in need of a long cold shower. Tracey calls JR a real sharp businessman. Rattigan calls Joe Lombardi a big man in the mob before he went into the Witness Protection Programme. Joe Lombardi calls Sue Ellen the only one left who can speak for his son. Sue Ellen calls Lucy the only Ewing who feels the same way about JR as she does. Lucy calls Pam the one who really wanted Bobby to work at Ewing Oil. Cliff calls Bobby Mr Ewing Oil himself. McKay calls Bobby a good man. McKay calls Kimberly an old friend. Bobby calls Tammy an old friend from high school. Cliff calls April an ex-friend, sharper than a serpent’s tooth and a woman scorned. Don calls Sue Ellen the first woman producer he’s worked with. Don calls Midnight Morning the first script of his own that he directed. Sue Ellen calls Midnight Morning very well done. Sue Ellen calls her movie a Texas version of Citizen Kane. Don calls Citizen Kane the story of a one-of-a-kind man. Don calls It Happened One Night his favourite film. Cliff calls The Wizard of Oz his favourite film. Cliff calls Don not quite as straightforward as a Texan but devious enough to fit in right here in Dallas. Sue Ellen calls JR’s bedroom one of the great battlegrounds of Texas. Tommy calls the whole state of Texas slightly south of boring. Tommy calls weddings dull. April calls JR and Cally’s wedding the biggest show in town. Cally calls herself the luckiest bride in the whole world. Bobby calls Christopher the most important person in his life. Tammy calls Cliff one of the nicest men she’s ever met in her life. Cliff calls JR the biggest horse’s behind he has ever seen, a human garbage dump and a lousy SOB. Don calls JR an interesting character and an absolute monster. Sue Ellen calls JR a very convincing liar and a bastard. Sue Ellen calls Don a man of charm, sensitivity and class and the total opposite of JR. Don calls Sue Ellen a loving giving person totally frustrated by that deadly marriage to JR. JR calls his marriage to Cally totally temporary. JR calls Cally a little hick, a little hillbilly, Little Miss Homemaker and a vast improvement over his last wife. Cally calls April a little harlot. Cally calls John Ross an ungrateful little boy, spoiled rotten and a deer stuck in the headlights of a car. John Ross calls Cally stupid and a dummy. Christopher calls John Ross a jerk and a pain. Bobby calls Christopher too young to be a yuppie (and that’s plenty young).

 

[James from London]

Mar 89. Jordan calls the oil business too complicated for an old wildcatter like him. Bobby calls JR a full partner in Ewing Oil. JR calls Jock the original hardball player. JR calls Cally feminine and gentle with a strong streak of devious. JR calls Bobby a tornado, a hard-headed boy, the fair-haired boy, the company pimp, stubborn and prideful. JR calls Cliff a nitwit. Cliff calls Tommy the one with the hair and the mouth. Tracey calls Tommy something the cat was too picky to drag in. Tommy calls April ripe, luscious and a frozen rich bitch. April calls Tommy cute, scary, dangerous and a psycho. April calls going out with Tommy a mistake. April’s doctor calls her battered and bruised. Tracey calls April Dallas’s No 1 all-around champion party girl, jealous and a tease. Don calls Sue Ellen jealous, thrilling and a wonderful lady. Don calls Americans so curious, so open. Don calls Tanya a lousy actress. JR calls Don one of those film producer fellas. Bruce calls Sue Ellen the only producer that would allow a writer to sit in on a casting session. Sue Ellen calls Don different from every other man she’s known before, a frustrating man, so British and honest. Tommy calls McKay a very important man in this town. JR calls McKay a double-crossing bushwhacker who used his family to get back into West Star. McKay calls Tommy and Tracey the only things that mean anything to him. Bobby calls Ewing Oil the most important thing in both his and JR’s lives. JR calls himself the happiest man in the world. Cally calls John Ross the best ballplayer in the world. Cally calls Bobby downright ugly. Tracey calls her relationship with Bobby dead in the water. Bobby calls JR’s logic as twisted as his morals. Bobby calls Tracey a regular Julia Childs and the scourge of pool halls from coast to coast. Bobby calls Tommy not exactly a saint. Tommy calls himself no Bobby Ewing, a slob, a jerk and a jailbird. Tommy calls his life an open book. Tommy calls Peruvian goulash his speciality. Tommy calls Texas a big state. Gustav calls himself a big fan of Texas.

 

[James from London]

Apr 89. Bunny calls JR and Cally lovebirds. Don calls love blind. Sue Ellen calls love stupid. Bunny calls Cally dumb. Cally calls Bunny and Chick the nicest folks. April calls Bunny and Chick harmless. Tommy calls April a slut. Tommy calls Bobby Tracey’s musclebound boyfriend. Tracey calls Tommy an addict. Bobby calls Tracey out of his life. JR calls Cally a refreshing change in his life. McKay calls Cally very trusting and a talker. Cally calls herself a wild woman. Bobby calls himself every woman’s dream. Clayton calls Miss Ellie a woman that claims to be his wife. Clayton calls Amy his wife. Clayton calls himself an old man. Bobby calls George an important man in plastics. George calls McKay a very ruthless man. Rattigan calls homicide a very serious offence. Friedrich calls George a very influential member of the consortium. Friedrich calls Lipizzaners magnificent animals. Bobby calls a Lipizzaner a big beautiful horse. Cliff calls Afton beautiful, sensational and better than he remembered. Bobby calls Paris a beautiful city. Rolf calls Vienna an interesting city. Konrad calls Rolf the man who is in control of the cartel. April calls Rolf one of the big boys. Cally calls Rolf the man with the helicopter. Cally calls Bobby thoughtful. Sue Ellen calls Bobby, Clayton and Ray very objective about JR. Sue Ellen calls herself a wimp. Alison calls Sue Ellen and Don Hollywood’s new super twosome. Sue Ellen calls Don a dictator. Sue Ellen calls Don’s script wonderful. Cally calls JR a wonderful dancer. JR calls himself and Cally strangers in a strange land. Afton calls herself more than just good looks. Afton’s daughter calls herself Pamela Rebecca Cooper. Cliff calls Pamela Rebecca a healthy little girl. Afton calls Pamela Rebecca not Cliff’s child. Cliff calls himself not a criminal. Friedrich calls himself a great admirer of the United States, especially Texas. Bunny calls rich Texans big spenders. Cally calls Ewing Oil real big. JR calls the oil business a little slow right now. JR calls refineries a hot item.

 

[Lastkidpicked]

Jock calls the oil business a crap shoot.

This is one of those scenes that showed off Don Starr's acting skills. So angry he could barely speak, and knowing there was nothing he could do about it.

Jock: You know the oil business. (Rolls his fingers) It's a crap shoot!
Jordan Lee: Especially when you're playing with loaded dice!

 

[James from London]

May 89. Vanessa calls Vienna a very small town. Vanessa calls La Boheme sad. Vanessa calls JR the love and the sadness of her life. JR calls Vanessa the love of his life, the only woman in his whole life who ever broke his heart and a very special person. Cliff calls Afton a warm loving person and a very special lady. Dave calls Afton one tough lady. Cally calls Vanessa a lady JR knows so well that he’s going all the way to Russia just because she says he should. John Ross calls Cally hard work. John Ross calls Don that English guy. Don calls JR the guy who made Sue Ellen’s life a Bad Day at Black Rock. Sue Ellen calls Fake JR a man who would set your teddy bear on fire just to watch you cry. Sue Ellen calls Cally very good for JR, young, sweet and eager to please. JR calls April a girl he really approves of. JR calls Sue Ellen’s movie garbage and trash. Bobby calls JR distracted and overly dramatic. Bobby calls the Russian oil industry antiquated. Bobby calls jet-lag murder. Bobby calls Tommy crazy. McKay calls Bobby crazy. Bobby calls the consortium a group of major industrialists and a front for OPEC. Bobby calls OPEC a bunch of Arabs. McKay calls the Russians a bunch of commies. McKay calls JR and Bobby even bigger fools than he thought. JR calls McKay Dallas’s new 600 pound gorilla. Sue Ellen calls Dallas home. Miss Ellie calls Southfork Clayton’s home. Lucy calls Southfork a nice place to visit but you wouldn’t wanna live here. Bobby calls dinner at Southfork a frightening experience. Don calls the Southfork living room the crossroads of the world. Bobby calls Bad Luke’s Texas Steakhouse an exotic old-world bistro. Christopher calls Cliff the best uncle in the whole world. Cliff calls Dave the best missing persons man around. Dave calls himself relentless and unreasonably expensive. Harrison van Buren III calls himself a riverboat gambler. Vanessa calls herself a bit sentimental. Cally calls herself all museum’d out. Cally calls Sue Ellen truly kind, considering she’s the second wife and all. Sue Ellen calls herself a verbally abused punching bag. Don calls Fake Sue Ellen an abused personality, victimised and passive. Fake Sue Ellen calls Fake JR a bastard. Fake Sue Ellen calls Holly Harwood Molly Woodward. Don calls Fake JR a Texas tyrant. Rolf calls capitalism the state religion of Texas. John Ross calls cricket a game named after an insect.

 

[James from London]

Sep 89. Michelle calls Texas the land of the longhorn. Michelle calls her and April hookers. Bobby calls Michelle nothing if not direct. Shaughnessy calls JR and Bobby quite a pair. Shaughnessy calls himself a real mean son of a bitch. Cliff calls himself a lean mean business machine. Tommy calls himself one clean and sober guy. Boomer calls Tommy a vengeful guy. Gary calls Tommy the emotional equivalent of scrambled eggs. Tommy calls Dallas a small town. Tommy calls April a little jumpy. April calls herself jumpy and scared. April calls Michelle her little sister (only she’s not so little anymore). April calls JR way out of Michelle’s league. Michelle calls April the only person in the world that she is this spiteful with. JR calls Marilee the only member of the cartel left. Cliff calls Afton the only woman he’s ever loved. Cally calls April a beautiful and sophisticated woman and everything JR wants. JR calls Cally as tempting as a dozen chocolate eclairs. Lucy calls Cally even sweeter and more naive than she seems. Marilee calls Cally that new little wife of JR’s. JR calls Sue Ellen that conniving ex-wife of his and a little rascal. JR calls Ramirez a little weasel and an ingrate. JR calls the damned oil business full of ingrates. JR calls April his leftovers. JR calls having it off with April ancient history. JR calls Sue Ellen’s movie studio a garbage dump. JR calls Cliff a funny-looking fella named Barnes. Michelle calls Cliff the funny-looking guy behind door number three. Michelle calls Bobby good-looking, a man who’s good with his hands and a very important man in the oil business. Mr Miller calls Alex the most important gallery owner in Dallas (not to mention London and Paris). Lucy calls Alex a very serious man. Cally calls JR a very attractive man. JR calls Bobby a lucky man (but then again he always did get whatever he wanted — the pretty girl, the profitable oil company). JR calls himself a changed man. Van Buren calls Cliff a hard man. Miss Ellie calls McKay a dangerous man. Ramirez calls McKay a man with a lot of spare cash. Clayton calls Jock a man who’s been dead seven years. Dave calls Van Buren a dead end. Cliff calls Van Buren a sleaze and a jerk. Afton calls Cliff a liar. Bobby calls Cliff the prodigal partner. Bobby calls West Star not famous for its loyalty. McKay calls Tommy not the same boy he was. Mr Miller calls Cally’s paintings not right for his gallery. Mr Miller calls Cally our new raw artist. Lucy calls Grandma Moses a very famous artist who didn’t get started until she was around ninety. JR calls Father Mallory a con artist. Miss Ellie calls Father Mallory the son of the man that sent Jock the birthday card. Clayton calls Mallory a very unlikely character for Jock to become friends with. Marilee calls McKay a turn-off.