Who called who what and when

[James from London]

Jun 12. Bobby calls himself sick to death of this family devouring itself over money. Christopher calls Bobby happy raising cattle on Southfork. Ann calls Southfork the home that’s been in Bobby’s family for over a century. Bobby calls Southfork the only home he’s ever known. Sue Ellen calls Southfork John Ross’s home. JR calls Southfork his and only his. Marta calls John Ross the one that’s going to steal Southfork from JR. JR calls oil his birthright. JR calls blood thicker than water but oil is thicker than both. Lobell calls John Ross one deal away from owning billions of dollars worth of oil. JR calls Rick Lobell’s weak spot. JR calls Ann Bobby’s soulmate. JR calls Cliff as see-through as a mosquito net. JR calls Carlos Del Sol number two on the Forbes list and a trusted old friend. Lobell calls JR too damn mean to die. Ann calls JR a legend. Bobby calls JR a rattlesnake. JR calls Bobby stubborn as a mule and particularly harebrained about that foundling, Christopher. Cliff calls Christopher the pick of the litter. Rebecca calls Christopher a boy running away from home. Christopher calls Rebecca crazy. JR calls Marta crazier than an outhouse rat and not Marta. Elena calls John Ross dyslexic, not stupid. John Ross calls Christopher not even a Ewing, a fraud, an asshole, his dimwitted cousin and a stuck-up son of a bitch who thinks Elena ain’t good enough for him. John Ross calls Lobell a son of a bitch. Christopher calls Jock an ass-kicking, hard-drinking son of a bitch. JR calls John Ross his son, tip to tail. John Ross calls Rick a drug addict with two strikes on his record. John Ross calls Marta a little clingy. Bum calls Marta Veronica Martinez. JR calls Bum the only one who never lets him down. Elena calls Pam the only mother Christopher ever knew. Carmen calls Rebecca the beautiful girl Christopher’s going to marry. Carmen calls Christopher and Elena a beautiful couple. Rebecca calls Elena smart and beautiful. Sue Ellen calls Elena beautiful, a breath of fresh air and a smart and independent young woman. John Ross calls Rebecca an extremely resourceful woman. Tommy calls Rebecca a hell of a woman and the best daughter in law. Christopher calls Rebecca the best person he knows. Christopher calls John Ross the worst hound dog west of the Mississippi. John Ross calls Miss Henderson the sexiest woman in all of Dallas County. Bobby calls Hurst Ranch the largest working ranch in California. Sue Ellen calls the Del Sol Land Conservancy the largest private conservator of public land in the world. Elena calls light sweet crude the most sought after crude oil in the world. Bobby calls Jock the most intimidating man he ever met. JR calls Sue Ellen still the prettiest girl at the ball. JR calls Elena that Mexican girl and the only one that could get John Ross to study. John Ross calls JR the firstborn son. John Ross calls himself the firstborn grandson, a Ewing deep in his DNA and long past caring about Miss Ellie’s precious little wishes. JR calls himself the successor trustee to Miss Ellie’s will, a hell of a lot smarter than Bobby, an old fogey, the bearer of bad news and a changed man. John Ross calls himself a reasonable man. Christopher calls himself a grown man. Ann calls Bobby a good man. Rebecca calls Ann a good person. Tommy calls Ann not too good a judge of character. Bum calls himself good at trouble. Rebecca calls herself a territorial bitch. John Ross calls himself and Elena black sheep. John Ross calls lust a powerful force. Clyde calls peccadillo a diminutive of the Spanish word for sin.

 

[James from London]

Jul 12. JR calls John Ross a chip off the old block. Elena calls John Ross a tycoon who gets his hands dirty. John Ross calls Elena an independent woman. Vicente calls Carmen a nice Mexican woman. Christopher calls Rebecca a beautiful woman and a liar. Christopher calls Rebecca’s pregnancy just another ploy. Elena calls Christopher and her done. Rebecca calls her and Tommy done. Christopher calls Tommy a son of a bitch. Bobby calls Lobell a son of a bitch. Sue Ellen calls JR a son of a bitch. John Ross calls Vicente a son of a bitch. John Ross calls Bum the son of a bitch who took those pictures. Bobby calls Harris a smug son of a bitch and a man for whom Ann has never had a kind word. John Ross calls Fake Marta a bitch, crazy, a crazy messed up bitch, absolutely nuts, really unhinged, a pain in his backside, a snake when it comes to business and Veronica Martinez. Bum calls Frank Raheed Durrani. JR calls Frank a rat. JR calls Bum resourceful. JR calls Marta a loose cannon. Harris calls JR a prick. Harris calls himself the only one in Dallas with enough trucks to move that kind of oil. Derrick calls John Ross the only suspect Dallas PD has. Tommy calls Rebecca the only family he has. Bobby calls the Ewing family as fractured and dysfunctional as always. Bobby calls the charges against him bullshit. Carmen calls Bobby rude. Ann calls Bobby the strongest man she knows. JR calls a cheated man a dangerous man. JR calls Cliff a dangerous man and a vulture. Vicente calls disloyalty dangerous. Vicente calls himself a skilled dancer. Vicente calls John Ross not a good dancer and the one who told us Fake Marta was a thief. Sue Ellen calls Fake Marta highly unstable. Fake Marta calls John Ross a spoiled boy. Lucy calls John Ross a drunk little boy she found passed out on the floor. Sue Ellen calls John Ross a good boy. Sue Ellen calls herself the sole investor in Elena’s growing enterprise, a hypocrite and the next governor of Texas. Tommy calls people in Texas way too friendly. Tommy calls Ann and Rebecca the two Mrs Ewings. Bobby calls Tommy a punk. Bobby calls John Ross all hat and no cattle, ambitious but no murderer and a lot like his daddy. John Ross calls himself a good boss and better looking than Christopher. John Ross calls Elena the one good thing he’s got in his life. John Ross calls Lucy his favourite cousin. John Ross calls Southfork a hornet’s nest. Christopher calls Southfork just as much his birthright as it is John Ross’s. Ann calls Christopher spiteful and cruel. Christopher calls oil a finite resource.

 

[Lastkidpicked]

Reading these posts from @James from London reminds me of a fun sparring match between J.R. and Cliff Barnes' daughter, Pamela:

"You're not the first Pam to fox her way into the hen house. I'm one for one when it comes to flushing out Pamelas. I intend to make it two for two."

BWHAHAHA! That Magnificent Geriatric Bastard!

 

[James from London]

Aug 12. Elena calls JR a son of a bitch. John Ross calls JR selfish, pigheaded and so lost in his own anger and bitterness there’s no room for anybody else. Ann calls JR a sociopath and stupid. JR calls Ann out of her mind and Wife Number 3. JR calls Harris a gutless child and a weasel. Ann calls Harris a dangerous man and an awful man. JR calls Bobby always the better man and predictable to a T. John Ross calls Bum an old man. JR calls himself too old to have a roommate, a really dangerous man and a very rich man. Bobby calls himself a medical marvel. Sue Ellen calls herself Texas. JR calls Sue Ellen a fighter. JR calls John Ross his son from tip to tail. Lou calls John Ross the one who asked Veronica Martinez to impersonate Marta Del Sol. John Ross calls Southfork useless to JR without the mineral rights. JR calls Southfork as much a part of him as his blood and his bones. Christopher calls JR a piece of work. Tommy calls Christopher Papa Bear. Tommy calls Cliff one of the richest guys in the world. Rebecca calls Tommy a master thief. Frank calls Tommy a loose cannon. Frank calls Rebecca Miss Barnes. Cliff calls Rebecca just like her Aunt Pamela. Christoper calls Rebecca a lying piece of garbage. Bobby calls John Ross and Christopher two yahoos and a lot smarter than he and JR were at their age. Vicente calls the Ewings unruly.

 

[James from London]

Jan 13. Carmen calls Fake Rebecca a descida serra. Fake Rebecca calls herself Pamela Rebecca Barnes and Afton’s daughter. Bobby calls Pamela her father’s daughter. Frank calls Pamela a spoiled girl. Ann calls Emma her darling girl. Judith calls Emma a happy healthy well-adjusted girl with a very bright future. Bobby calls Judith sick. Bobby calls Sue Ellen a classy lady. Bobby calls Harris a terrorist. Harris calls Ann’s perfume very seductive. Harris calls power an intoxicating thing. JR calls vengeance a dish best served cold. JR calls Pamela his enemy. John Ross calls JR a snake. John Ross calls himself not that good of a reader. John Ross calls The Great Gatsby nice and short. JR calls Cliff two feet shorter than he is. JR calls Frank a poodle. Jill calls John Ross’s secretary a frog. John Ross calls Christopher’s enemy his enemy. Christopher calls John Ross a douchebag. Christopher calls Pamela out of her mind and a liar. Lou calls Rebecca Sutter Christopher’s secret weapon and a surprise witness who’ll testify to Pamela Rebecca Barnes’ intent to defraud. Rebecca Sutter calls Pamela Tommy’s bitch girlfriend and the woman who stole her identity. Dr Rasmussen calls Sue Ellen a woman who should rightfully be in jail for extortion, bribery and obstruction of justice. Sue Ellen calls JR the lesser of two evils.

 

[James from London]

Feb 13. Emma calls Ann a drug-addicted depressed hopeless mess. JR calls Ann that trigger happy wife of Bobby’s. Pamela calls Ann the only Ewing that never turned her back on her and the last person she’d want to hurt. Christopher calls Pamela someone who’s defrauded the entire Ewing family and a murderer. Christopher calls Vicente a murderer. Vicente calls Christopher judgemental. John Ross calls Christopher paranoid and a p*ssy. John Ross calls Pamela the dutiful daughter. Ann calls Emma a good daughter. Judith calls Ann an opportunist, a gold digger, nothing more than an egg donor for Harris and never worthy to be his wife. Judith calls Harris an upstanding man. Sue Ellen calls John Ross his own man and his father’s son. Cliff calls John Ross as Machiavellian as his father. Christopher calls John Ross a pathological opportunist just like his father, a sociopath just like his father and a son of a bitch. Cliff calls Frank a son of a bitch. Bobby calls John Ross a pathetic little son of a bitch. Ann calls Harris a sick son of a bitch and a monster who should be punished for what he did to her. Elena calls Sue Ellen a bitch on wheels. John Ross calls Sue Ellen the prettiest mother in Texas, the city’s most capable businesswoman and the newest board member at Ewing Energies. Pamela calls herself a part-owner of Ewing Energies. Frank calls himself a busy man. JR calls himself an old man, retired but not by choice, a scoundrel and a dinosaur. Ann calls Bobby the best man she’s ever known. Sue Ellen calls Bobby the strongest man she knows. Bobby calls Ann the most caring compassionate person he knows. Bobby calls him and Ann the cowboy and the therapist. John Ross calls him and Pamela the dynamic duo. Bobby calls himself a rancher by trade. Bobby calls Harris a piece of garbage and that bastard. JR calls Cliff that bitter old bastard. John Ross calls JR senile and a junkyard dog. JR calls Frank a lapdog, a super-ninja and not a Barnes. Judge Tate calls Harris not the victim here, not by a long shot. Harris calls Ann a willowy young woman that he tried to save. JR calls Marta a crazy woman. JR calls Pamela a crazy woman, a spoiled princess and Christopher’s scraps. JR calls Elena our ambitious little señorita. An internet search engine calls JR an infamous Dallas businessman whose involvement over the years in various scandals and underhanded business tactics have earned him the reputation of a criminal. Judith calls Bobby a criminal. Judith calls Ann’s sentencing an outrage.

 

[Lastkidpicked]

JR calls himself an old man, retired but not by choice, a scoundrel and a dinosaur.

Sometimes when I look at real world examples of a J.R. Ewing type, and wonder:

"How will it end for this guy?"

Will he just drop out of the action in one day, or will he just get older and older until he isn't relevant any more?

Or, like J.R., will he be actively involved up until the very end?

 

[James from London]

Mar 13. Afton calls Cliff a mean drunk. Afton calls John Ross even more handsome than his father. Sue Ellen calls Afton drama and a social climber. Sue Ellen calls Ken Richards an old friend and a member of Tesha. Carlos calls JR his good friend and the victim of a robbery-homicide. Mayor Rawlings calls JR a one of a kind guy. Drew calls Harris a scary guy. Emma calls Drew the type of guy any girl would be lucky to be with. Christopher calls Alison’s husband a real family values guy. Christopher calls his unborn children fighters just like their mother. Pamela calls the feud between Christopher and John Ross out of control. John Ross calls Texas an oil state. Bum calls JR pissed about Bobby shutting down the oil. Bobby calls himself pissed. Gary calls himself strapped for cash. Sue Ellen calls herself 110% single. Ken calls Sue Ellen even more beautiful than when he first laid eyes on her back in her Miss Texas days. Ken calls JR a thorn in Sue Ellen’s side. Cliff calls JR a junkyard dog. Miss Ellie calls JR many things but not a rancher. Anonymous Racist Drunk calls JR a selfish prick who died the way he deserved in the armpit of the world. Cally calls JR as bad as they come but as hot as hell. Mandy calls JR as hot as hell because he was as bad as they come. Mandy calls Sue Ellen the lucky one. Sue Ellen calls coffee the beverage of choice for recovering alcoholics everywhere. Sue Ellen calls her drinking a moment of weakness when JR died. Gary calls JR an old son of a bitch. Val calls Sue Ellen a bitch, as sadistic as JR ever was and a manipulative monster. JR calls being smart and sneaky an unbeatable combination. Sergeant Ruiz calls JR dead. Bobby calls Katherine dead. Bobby calls Gary the one brother he could always count on. Bobby calls Pam Christopher’s mother and a one-third owner in Barnes Global. Christopher calls him and John Ross brothers. Christopher calls himself not a blood Ewing. Elena calls Ewing Energies a pit of snakes. John Ross calls himself Head of Ewing Energies. Christopher calls Alison Head of the DCT. Judith calls herself head of the family. Judith calls Harris no longer family and dead to her. Bobby calls Cliff a very dangerous man with a lot of money who will stop at nothing to destroy this family. Sue Ellen calls Gary the weakest link in the Ewing family. Gary calls Bobby the only one who’s ever had his back in this family. JR calls Sue Ellen the only woman he ever loved. John Ross calls Alison a smart woman. Harris calls Judith a wise woman. Judith calls Ann a horrible woman. Bobby calls Ann a woman who didn’t trust her husband of seven years enough to tell him she had a child who was kidnapped and presumed dead. Ann calls Emma a grown woman. Ann calls John Ross a grown man. John Ross calls himself a man who pays his debts. Elena calls JR an amazing man despite his flaws. JR calls John Ross the best man he knows. Elena calls Christopher the most decent man she knows and now he’s blackmailing people. Christopher calls Elena the smartest person he knows and he wants her by his side. Sue Ellen calls JR the most infuriating, charming scoundrel she’s ever known and the love of her life. Judith calls Harris bringing Ann into their lives the biggest mistake he ever made. Harris calls Cliff a paranoid old coot.

 

[James from London]

Apr 13. The Dallas News calls Drew a thirty-one-year-old Hispanic man who previously worked as a bomb disposal expert. The Dallas News calls Roy a man the police were investigating as an accomplice in the Ewing rig explosion. Carmen calls Christopher a good man. McConaughey calls Ken a smart man. McConaughey calls Sue Ellen a drunk, a dirty politician and a dog with a bone. Sue Ellen calls Harris the biggest contributor to McConaughey’s campaign. Bum calls shooting JR the hardest thing that he’s ever had to do. John Ross calls JR the shrewdest oilman that ever lived. Ann calls Bobby the best man she knows. Ann calls Harris dangerous and a wolf. John Ross calls himself the boy who cried wolf. Cliff calls Drew a lone wolf that had a grudge against the Ewings. Harris calls the Ewings a pack of wolves and a bunch of trapped animals. Harris calls the Komodo dragon venomous. Harris calls Drew a punk, an ex-felon and a convicted criminal. Harris calls Judith old and brittle. Ann calls herself not a sick sadistic prick like Harris is. Pamela calls herself not a crazy person. Emma calls Drew not that bright. Carmen calls Drew not a killer. Pamela calls Cliff many things but not a cold-blooded killer and the minority shareholder in his own company. Pamela calls Ewing Energies a worthless company with a billion-dollar fine. Pamela calls Katherine’s earrings exquisite. Pamela calls life far too precious to continue trying to earn Cliff’s love and respect. Pamela calls herself the last person who should ever be giving Christopher advice. Emma calls Harris the last person who should be throwing stones. Christopher calls Elena the one person he thought he could trust. Christopher calls Drew a lost soul. Christopher calls Roy dead. Pamela calls Pam dead. Sue Ellen calls Pamela her new daughter. Emma calls herself her father’s daughter. Bobby calls Rebecca Cliff’s mother. Dr Gordon calls himself Pam’s husband. Christopher calls Corinna and David Gordon the couple Cliff’s been paying off not to tell him his mother was dead so he wouldn’t inherit a third in Barnes Global. Christopher calls himself one-third owner of Barnes Global. Cliff calls Elena his proxy for the third of Barnes Global that he still owns. Cliff calls Roy a liar. Christopher calls Ken a liar and a whistle-blower. Elena calls Drew a liar, a stupid mule and a pawn in Harris’s sick games. Elena calls Harris a sadistic bully. Sheriff Derrick calls Harris a son of a bitch. Christopher calls Cliff a son of a bitch. JR calls Cliff that malignant little troll. JR calls Bum the final and most important piece of the puzzle and the best friend that he didn’t deserve to have. JR calls his jealousy towards Bobby, as powerful as it was, nothing compared to his love for him. Bobby calls Cliff a bastard and the architect of his own disaster. Bobby calls the Barnes/Ewing feud over. John Ross calls TESHA’s findings bullshit.

 

[James from London]

Feb 14. John Ross calls Emma a divining rod for blackmail. Sue Ellen calls John Ross better than his father was. Bobby calls John Ross not half the man his daddy was. Emma calls herself not the only girl in the room to have put her father behind bars. Heather calls herself the only girl in a house of four brothers. Bobby calls himself the only one left. John Ross calls Bobby the cat that just swallowed the canary. Sue Ellen calls Bobby a steel hand in a velvet glove and a good man. Carmen calls her husband a good person. Carmen calls the Ewings good people. Elena calls Cliff a sad delusional old man who just wants to rail against the Ewings. Nicolas calls Cliff a man who’s been betrayed by the Ewings. Christopher calls Nicolas a Mexican billionaire. Elena calls Nicolas Joaquin. Carmen calls Joaquin a homeless boy selling chiclets on the corner. Ann calls Miss Ellie a smart woman.

 

[James from London]

Mar 14. Governor McConaughey calls the Daughters of the Texas Revolution three-hundred daughters with three-hundred guns in their purses. Governor McConaughey calls Texas a pro-oil state. Stanley calls Bobby a stalwart in the oil and gas community. Bobby calls himself a second-generation oilman, a fourth-generation rancher and the steward of Southfork. Bobby calls Southfork a cattle ranch, not an oilfield and his trust from Aaron Southworth that was passed down to him by his mama. Bobby calls John Ross more and more like his daddy every day. John Ross calls Nicolas Cliff’s lapdog. Stanley calls Roscoe a naughty doggy. Harris calls Stanley a personal friend. Hunter calls John Ross his oldest friend. Hunter calls himself a video game junkie. Pamela calls Hunter Carter McKay’s grandson. Heather calls John Ross Christopher’s lousy cousin. Judith calls Ann Harris’s awful ex-wife. Judith calls a whore who gives without receiving not only a whore but a fool. Judith calls locking a parent away an evil deed. Judith calls Harris no longer the Head of Ryland Transportation. Harris calls Emma out of control. Bum calls John Ross out of breath. Afton calls John Ross a son of a bitch. John Ross calls Candace a crazy bitch, a woman of talent and intelligence, sweet and innocent. Candace calls herself sweet but far from innocent. Cliff calls himself a caged animal. Harris calls himself an awful father. Emma calls Harris a drug trafficker. Bo calls Emma a strung-out debutante. John Ross calls Emma an attention-starved little brat. John Ross calls Bum not his father. John Ross calls himself not his father. Elena calls Nicolas not the villain we all thought he was. Nicolas calls Cliff not a murderer. Nicolas calls the Ewings a lot of things but not stupid. Nicolas calls Carmen a servant for the people who stole the millions that should have been hers. Carmen calls Nicolas the wayward boy we took in by the name of Joaquin. Nicolas calls Pamela a victim. Pamela calls Candace’s outfit inappropriate and an insult to every woman who works here. Governor McConaughey calls Sue Ellen a woman who only recently was charged with bribery. Emma calls Ann the woman who lied to her husband about her very existence and an ex-drug addict. Cliff calls the Ewings a bunch of liars and cheats. Sue Ellen calls John Ross an expert at lying just like his father, clever with his words just like JR, reckless, dumb and drunk on power. John Ross calls Sue Ellen drunk, incapacitated and another enemy he’s got to look out for. Emma calls Sue Ellen the town drunk. Sue Ellen calls Emma and Kristin tramps. Emma calls herself a much better swimmer than Kristin. Judith calls Emma a good girl. Sue Ellen calls Pamela a good girl. Sue Ellen calls Bum a good man. Bobby calls Howard a good man. John Ross calls Bo a good man. Bum calls JR a great man. Elena calls Cliff a terrible man. Lucia calls Nicolas a great man beloved by his community. Bobby calls Aaron Southworth a man who understood the value of preserving this family’s heritage. Luis calls Harris a man who knows the value of silence. Judith calls John Ross a nice-looking young man (if memory serves). Heather calls Christopher nice, handsome and a man of his word. John Ross calls Howard the hardest working man at Ewing Global and a seismic superstar. Judith calls trust the most important ingredient in a business relationship. Christopher calls Elena one of the best in the business at finding oil. Harris calls John Ross the worst possible Ewing. Sue Ellen calls Afton the most despicable thing JR ever did. Bobby calls Stanley the smartest railroad commissioner Texas ever had. John Ross calls Stanley a sick twisted messed-up dude. Christopher calls John Ross more selfish than his father ever was. John Ross calls Pamela sexy when she’s scary. Christopher calls Heather cute when she’s angry. Heather calls Christopher cute when he stammers. Sapphire calls John Ross awful cute. Bobby calls the lesser prairie chicken awful cute, a species native to this area, rare and endangered. John Ross calls Bobby a damn hypocrite. Sue Ellen calls Bobby the perfect candidate. Nicolas calls mole the perfect culinary symbol of Mexico: partly European, partly indigenous, partly Mexican. Agent Tatangelo calls the Mendez Ochoa cartel a violent ambitious paramilitary group on the verge of overthrowing the Mexican government.

 

[James from London]

Apr 14. Bobby calls Sue Ellen’s incarceration outrageous. Bobby calls Sue Ellen not a danger to herself or anyone else for that matter. John Ross calls himself cute but not that cute and not the man Sheik Sharif Ali thinks he is. Emma calls John Ross a better man than Harris thought. Drew calls Enrique the man who raised Nicolas. Nicolas calls Drew irrational and the only one besides Carmen who knows he and Elena grew up together. Nicolas calls Elena his family and his destiny. Christopher calls Nicolas a corporate raider. Christopher calls John Ross hellbent on taking the company public. Heather calls Christopher lucky she likes dimples, a really great guy and a guy who stands up for her. Bo calls Christopher the guy that’s screwing his wife. Christopher calls Carlos the most connected guy in Mexico. Christopher calls Heather a breath of fresh air in his life. Harris calls Ann the most important part of his life. Ann calls Harris the strongest guy she used to know. Sue Ellen calls Pamela stronger than she is. Pamela calls Sue Ellen out of control and a weak snivelling drunk. Sue Ellen calls John Ross his father’s son. Harris calls John Ross a reprobate and straight-up bastard. Harris calls Emma John Ross’s little piece on the side. John Ross calls Candace a call girl and a pretty girl. John Ross calls JR’s wristwatch a damn albatross around his neck. Judith calls John Ross’s smile insufferably smug. Prince Nasir calls his father wise enough to know John Ross tried to make the Arctic-lease deal without him and is only here now because he needs his help. Prince Nasir calls John Ross humble enough to know he was wrong and brave enough to risk something he cared deeply about to prove it.

 

[James from London]

Aug 14. Luis calls Sue Ellen the Ewings' drunk relative. Sue Ellen calls herself an alcoholic and she will be until she dies. Drew calls the Ewings the people responsible for his father's death. Nicolas calls JR the reason Drew is dead. Judith calls JR dead, but his plan to destroy us is alive and well. Judith calls Ann a grasping succubus and a pretty packet of poison. Judith calls Harris a lovesick puppy and a masochist. Judith calls the ability to feel pain a gift. Elena calls suicide a mortal sin. Pamela calls her counsellor Dr Suicide Watch. Pamela calls her marriage to John Ross over. Pamela calls Emma a piece of trash. Emma calls Drew the only man who ever saw any good in her, the only one who ever made her feel like she could be normal. Emma calls herself better-looking than Harris and next in line to the throne at Ryland Transport. Emma calls Harris a bastard. Harris calls John Ross a little shit. John Ross calls Harris a son of a bitch. Elena calls Nicolas a son of a bitch.

 

[James from London]

Sep 14. Ann calls Harris a better man than she thought he was. Luis calls Harris a bigger fool than he thought for letting Ann get away. Luis calls Ewing Global a shell that we can hide anything under. Nicolas calls Ewing Global the shining beacon of the Ewings' greed. Carmen calls the Ewings a bunch of liars. Elena calls Nicolas a liar, the money man for the Mendez-Ochoa cartel and the one person she thought she could trust. Elena calls JR a liar and thief. John Ross calls Elena a spiteful bitch and a thieving whore. John Ross calls Pamela the whore his cousin married. Judith calls Candace our wayward whore. Judith calls Southfork a pit of broken marriages. Judith calls Ann that bitch wife of Bobby's. Christopher calls Nicolas a son of a bitch, a scumbag and a bad guy. Christopher calls Hunter the guy who helped Nicolas steal the company for the cartel. John Ross calls Nicolas the guy that lost the cartel six hundred million dollars. Luis calls Nicolas a traitor. Nicolas calls Lucia a jealous and impulsive woman. Nasir calls Pamela a woman of integrity. Luis calls Ann a beautiful woman and a proper lady. Luis calls Judith a very persuasive lady. Luis calls the Beach Boys one of his favourite American bands. Emma calls the Beach Boys a little before her time. John Ross calls him and Emma two of a kind. John Ross calls the cartel’s kill-house a shit hole. Nicolas calls John Ross a piece of shit. Harris calls John Ross a little shit and the only one that can save Emma. Pamela calls lying and cheating the only two things John Ross was good at and now he's failed at them too. Luis calls Harris a good businessman. Orestes calls himself not a businessman who commits crimes but a criminal who does business. Agent Tantangelo calls Orestes a ghost who only appears to inflict horror and a psychopath. Nicolas calls Orestes the war criminal known as El Pozolero and a murderer. Orestes calls murder a bonding experience. Nicolas calls himself no longer the street rat Orestes took in as a boy but a man who understands the value of real power - the power Orestes will wield when he owns the new president of Mexico. Lucia calls Nicolas a good man. Carmen calls Nicolas a decent man. John Ross calls Nicolas a smart man. Nasir calls John Ross a lucky man to have such a wife, dishonourable and inept. Christopher calls John Ross an idiot. Pamela calls John Ross her idiot husband, a selfish bastard and the big hero coming to Emma's rescue. John Ross calls Harris full of surprises, a bald bastard and an operative who's been working with the CIA to take down the Mendez-Ochoa drug cartel. Sue Ellen calls John Ross reckless. Sue Ellen calls Bum JR's most trusted friend. Bobby calls family the most important thing to him. Ann calls Bobby the strongest man she knows and a hypocrite. Christopher calls Elena the best person he knows and the fifteen year old girl who threw up in a barn over some fake IDs. John Ross calls Christopher the one who tossed Elena out with the trash. Bobby calls himself the one who led the charge to frame Cliff. John Ross calls himself a double-dealing amoral selfish piece of crap. John Ross calls Luis an under-appreciated asset. John Ross calls Christopher the golden boy, reaping the benefits and never having to pay the price. Orestes calls Nicolas a hungry boy. Orestes calls himself a sentimental man. Luis calls himself a man of his word. Emma calls herself a prisoner of Fernando's love. Nicolas calls Elena the one true love of his life. John Ross calls Judith the new railroad commissioner. Judith calls Emma her naive young granddaughter. Tracey calls Hunter her video game-playing nephew. Tracey calls Ann Bobby's latest wife. Bobby calls JR twice the opponent John Ross will ever be.

The end.

 

[Jock's Ghost]

Sue Ellen and Cliff Barnes call JR a BASTARD.

 

[Willie Oleson]

The end.

Willie Oleson calls JfL's "The End" endearingly low-key.