Who should play nuBliss?

[tommie]

Since she's obviously everyone's favourite Dynasty character I feel it's important to cast her right away!

One of the first google hits for "bland blonde actress" is AnnaSophia Robb.

 

[Willie Oleson]

Adopted? Switched at birth?

"She looks kinda pale, Jeff. Just sayin...you know 'm say'n?"

 

[tommie]

That actress looks fat.

 

[Matthew Blaisdel]

Fat as a Blis-ter. Fits.

 

[Michael Torrance]

Who is Bliss?

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Well, it's the 2010s... A hole in the floor? One with an attitude? And some bleach stains around the periphery?

 

[Willie Oleson]

Who is Bliss?

How ignorant.

 

[Soapwriter12]

She'd need to be black.

 

[tommie]

She'd need to be black.

Well, this was one of the first google hits for "bland black actress":