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Two nuns are driving down a deserted road at night. Suddenly, a vampire leaps onto the roof of the car and bares his fangs at them through the sunroof. The nun driving the car exclaims "Sister Mary-Margaret! Show him your cross."I will be cross!
Sister Mary-Margaret balls up her fist and screams "Get the #$% off the roof of our car, you f&%^-ing vampire!"

