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[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

A - Lucy was quite popular with the boys of Braddock High, especially the athletes, on the rare occasions when she made it to school, but unfortunately for them she preferred the company of rough-hewn silver-haired cowboys like Ray Krebbs

 

[Swami]

B - Cally's brothers were bampots.

Swami

 

[Michelle Stevens]

C- Clayton and Miss Ellie rent (I presume) a Chrysler LeBaron convertible on their travel to Pride, TX.

 

[Swami]

D - Dandy Dandridge was a dirt-surfer.

Swami

 

[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

E - Gas Station Attendant: "Gonna be a cold one today."
Pam: "Not for everybody."

 

[Swami]

F - Vanessa "Granny" Beaumont was a fustilugs.

Swami

 

[Kenny Coyote]

Gary was gutless.

 

[Michelle Stevens]

H- Lucy surely enjoyed a roll in the hay.

 

[Kenny Coyote]

JR teased Ray about his being lllegitimate.

 

[Swami]

J - Tommy McKay was a jobbernowl.

Swami

 

[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

K - the Southfork living room featured some curious knick-knacks like the occasional porcelain dog and whatever's on the shelves in the background of this photo

 

[Michelle Stevens]

L- Mr. Bobby James Ewing and Katherine Wentworth are having lunch when Holly Harwood arrives.

 

[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

M - Jock was sometimes a bit loose with the truth in his ruthless early years, but JR took mendacity to a whole new level

 

[Michelle Stevens]

N- One assumes JR had many nightcaps before retiring each night.

 

[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

O - thankfully Pam wasn't suffering from osteoporosis, or else her fall from the hayloft could have been even more catastrophic

 

[Swami]

P - Alex Ward was a puttock.

Swami

 

[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

Q - Bobby and Pam enjoyed a moment of quagswag at the newly-opened Braddock disco

 

[Swami]

R - James Beaumont was a rullion.

Swami

 

[Michelle Stevens]

S- Pam was shivering cold after Ray tossed her into the freezing lake in the mini-series (season 1).

 

[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

T - THE POLICE, with Bobby in tow (who have the dastardly criminal Willie Gust surrounded): Freeze!

WILLIE GUST, using Lucy as a human shield: *You* freeze, turkeys!