Fibs, fibs & more fibs!

[Long Lashes]

8 hours


Is this the year 2021?

 

[Angela Channing]

No, it's 1949 and I've just won an Oscar.

How many children do you have?

 

[DallasFanForever]

50, about one in each state

How well do you paint?

 

[Angela Channing]

I'm brilliant, paintings are displayed in the Louvre and the sell in auctions for millions. This is one of my favourites, it's a self portrait.

How old are you?

 

[Long Lashes]

22 this year.


What's your prized possession?

 

[Angela Channing]

The Presidency of The USA. Now I possess it, I'm never going to give it away.

What's your favourite food to make?

 

[DallasFanForever]

Fried toad legs

How fast can you drive?

 

[Long Lashes]

For safety reasons I NEVER go above 2 miles an hour.


How good is your eyesight?

 

[Angela Channing]

About as good as Stevie Wonder's.

How much exercise do you do each day?

 

[DallasFanForever]

I start with a 35 mile run followed by a 20 mile walk then 11 hours on the treadmill and then 972 pushups followed by 708 sit-ups.

How much tv do you watch?

 

[Long Lashes]

I never, EVER watch TV


Do you have any pets?

 

[DallasFanForever]

Let’s see, I have a dog, a cat, a hamster, a pig, a goat, two bears, a stable of horses, cattle, a bull, 5 giraffe, a rhinoceros, a bald eagle, an anaconda, tropical fish, a hippopotamus, a sloth, wild birds, a lizard, mice, a tarantula, an alligator, a crocodile, a monkey, and I’m in the process of adopting a cheetah and a panda

How fast can you type?

 

[Michelle Stevens]

416 wpm at last count.

What is your favourite breakfast food?

 

[DallasFanForever]

Liver

How much do you read?

 

[Michelle Stevens]

What makes you think I can read?

What is your favorite Holiday?

 

[DallasFanForever]

Oh that’s an easy one. Christmas Eve cause it’s such a nice, slow, peaceful, relaxing day for me LOL!!

How often do you brush ur teeth?

 

[Michelle Stevens]

12-15 times a day, every hour on the hour.

Do you own a wrist watch?

 

[Angela Channing]

No, I just get Betty Grable to tell me the time by the number of times she taps her feet.

Have you ever slapped anyone?

 

[DallasFanForever]

Yes, three times already today and it’s only 7:30 AM.

How good is ur hearing?

 

[Long Lashes]

........... did someone say something?



What type of house do you live in?