Is this for Real

[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

Never heard of him. Does he look like Ted Danson? I think Ted Danson could play him.
In a Ted Turner movie.

Ted Turner by Ted Danson, featuring, inexplicably, Charles Bronson as Charles Manson.. a sunday night TV movie extravaganza!

 

[Willie Oleson]

In a Twin Peaksian twist I received this message from the past:

No doubt about it, it's really going to happen for real.