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[Michelle Stevens]

Having some fun with my locks.

Test driving my hot new car

That looks like a very nice car. Could you give me a ride to the SC Cafe in it? If you can't I can always call the SC Shirtless Firefighters.

Are you talking to yourself in a mirror?

Yes, I'm telling myself how hot I am. I hear "You're so hot!" so often I just enjoy seeing those words coming out of my lovely mouth.

.. no I am not jealous of your dancing well, maybe I am a bit..pfft!!

You'll love it!

Send them to me Michelle and let these hotness peekers see THE real hottie :danc:

So says you!

Lol! being a peeper matches my nosiness

LOL, so it does.

Its not where it belongs though :bump:

the hotness crown and I are a hot perfect match

<--- the crown is mine, all mine.

Aw thank you my hottish friend :ch:

That's more like hottest! I'm your hottest friend ... human that you have ever seen. Let's get that straight.

:hair:

Oh, don't pull your hair in anger 'Lashes. Is that a sign of an imminent Lash-out? :eck:

Oh I see

Well, no I don't, not really

You may in the decades to come.

I know you will :bump: I was just thinking of having a weekend break with them and I would be back before you know it. Maybe my aliens will let me time travel and get me back here before I have gone

I don't get the impression your alien friends aren't capable of time travel or much beyond piloting that space craft of theirs and giving you your Enforcer powers....glitches included.

No, my aliens never shout at me, they a hang onto every word I speak

Lol! I do like those green emojis you keep using

I found a whole new badge of emoji/smiles of the aliens.

As I've said... you're their lovely guinea pig. If the saw me this is what would happen...

My aliens do have an influence as they have some great new ideas.
Right now, I am seriously considering having my toes pierced. I can then wear toerings to match my earrings

Oh no! :eck: It just get's worse as time goes by. Why are they messing with you toes? That could effect your walking.

I am pillow ready

We may have to have at it as our hotness rivalry is really heating up again. Michelle has put in many long hours at the gym so I'm ready my friend.

I am so pleased you asked this yes! A variety of quality hot hair colours are available from my website.

Bored of being blonde? Need a new image? Try one of LLs Hot New Colours for the summer.
Sale now on 10% off all orders this month. 50% off to you Michelle Stevens if you dare to change hair colour...Lol!

I'm never bored with my lovely blonde locks. 50% off.... pfft!

Thanks for the warning and at least you are using the fab waterproof LL mascara.

No, your mascara is what is making me cry. It hurts my lovely blue eyes!

If Gucci were thinking that then they got it very wrong


As promised I have a new prettier version of the Gucci mask just for you ...

Don't dismiss this idea straight away

Have a think about it, see how pretty the diamonds look it would suit your cover-all summer hat perfectly.

Alright I didn't reject the idea straight away....... 1......2......3........ reject! I'n not having diamonds cover my face. Those are rough on my lovely skin and not the look I was going for. You never cease to amaze me.

 

[Long Lashes]

Thank you to all my fans for sending me (the NIH) Easter eggs

I received so many that I will need to donate some the cheap tacky ones to charity.
Have a hot Easter

Having some fun with my locks.

You and your locks

Could you give me a ride to the SC Cafe in it? If you can't I can always call the SC Shirtless Firefighters.

No need to call my SC Shirtless Firefighters Michelle hands off ..Lol! of course I will give you a lift.

Yes, I'm telling myself how hot I am. I hear "You're so hot!" so often I just enjoy seeing those words coming out of my lovely mouth.

I can just picture the scene :floor:

Naturally, I have no need to do this as its my fans who often say "You're so hot!" :danc:

You'll love it!

Stop! you're messing your hair up and you will become dizzy. Where did you learn to dance like that? not that I am still seething with jealousy, no, no way..

So says you!

:Clol:

I'm your hottest friend ... human that you have ever seen. Let's get that straight.

This is so true :hb: you are my hottest friend N2H.
In the meantime, you can dream of being N1H of the whole world like me :bump:

Oh, don't pull your hair in anger 'Lashes. Is that a sign of an imminent Lash-out?

Its this thread, I only pull out my hair here :hair:

I don't get the impression your alien friends aren't capable of time travel or much beyond piloting that space craft of theirs and giving you your Enforcer powers....glitches included.

Thats settled then
I shall get my Aliens to let me visit them and return me back home before I have left

I found a whole new badge of emoji/smiles of the aliens.

I love them :bravo:

If the saw me this is what would happen...

...I think they would like you, but obviously they would prefer me

Oh no! :eck: It just get's worse as time goes by.

:floor::floor:

Why are they messing with you toes?

They want me to be a fashion icon/leader

That could effect your walking.

Do you think? Mmm maybe I need to reconsider this idea, but wouldn't toe-rings look soooo cool

our hotness rivalry is really heating up again.

It is indeed :cliff: .. Lol!

I'm never bored with my lovely blonde locks. 50% off.... pfft!

Oh Michelle Stevens, what am I going to do with you?

50% off my hot hair dye range is a bargain. Okay after some thought... just for you I will give 75% off

Choose your colour and I will sort it ...

How can you resist?

No, your mascara is what is making me cry.

Ahem, my LL mascara is perfect and hypoallergenic

Alright I didn't reject the idea straight away....... 1......2......3........ reject!

At least you gave it 3 seconds

I'n not having diamonds cover my face. Those are rough on my lovely skin and not the look I was going for

Oh okay, I can sort of see what you mean

You never cease to amaze me.

:ty: allow me amaze you one more time. How about this beauty..

I know what you're thinking, but its made of cotton so would keep you cool. Its also available in a whole range of colours, I think it would be ideal for you :hats:

 

[Michelle Stevens]

A secret to my hotness, sleeping like a baby each night helps regenerates me to my hottest form.

Thank you to all my fans for sending me (the NIH) Easter eggs

I received so many that I will need to donate some the cheap tacky ones to charity.
Have a hot Easter

Everyone should know your love of chocolate. Of course in my case they call it hot chocolate... yes that was invented for me.

You and your locks

Yes and they are so lovely. :danc:

No need to call my SC Shirtless Firefighters Michelle hands off ..Lol! of course I will give you a lift.

Why thank you. I should get out my motorcycle and use that and give a firefighter a ride or two...or three.

I can just picture the scene :floor:

Naturally, I have no need to do this as its my fans who often say "You're so hot!" :danc:

Are you sure.... I mean 100% certain they are not talking about me, Michelle?

Stop! you're messing your hair up and you will become dizzy. Where did you learn to dance like that?

not that I am still seething with jealousy, no, no way..

Well my hair is made to get wild from time to time. Wild and Hot....which by the way was a chapter to my book. Yes, I do get dizzy but its so much fun.

This is so true

:hb: you are my hottest friend N2H.
In the meantime, you can dream of being N1H of the whole world like me :bump:

As I said good sleep regenerates my incredible hotness.

You are my hottest friend too, just not hotter than me.

Its this thread, I only pull out my hair here :hair:

Am I to blame for that?

Thats settled then
I shall get my Aliens to let me visit them and return me back home before I have left

That sounds dangerous dear friend. They may loose you in time.

...I think they would like you, but obviously they would prefer me

Like? Just be forewarned...

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Michelle Mathematics there. Of course I would not do that to you, my bestie here. als:

They want me to be a fashion icon/leader

Well they have questionable fashion taste. At least you run some of these past me to my often horror.

Do you think? Mmm maybe I need to reconsider this idea, but wouldn't toe-rings look soooo cool

Well this looks okay of you want a toe ring(s).

Oh Michelle Stevens, what am I going to do with you?

50% off my hot hair dye range is a bargain. Okay after some thought... just for you I will give 75% off

Choose your colour and I will sort it ...

How can you resist?

Resist, easily. These colours would be good for a dress choice but not hair colour. Too vivid indeed. I get noticed quite fine without messing with my heavenly golden locks. Thanks though for the 75% discount. Of course I'd hate to know the original price.

Ahem, my LL mascara is perfect and hypoallergenic

At least you gave it 3 seconds

Michelle likes to debate all options.

Oh okay, I can sort of see what you mean

Good to know. I didn't want my face cut by diamonds. :mo:

:ty: allow me amaze you one more time. How about this beauty..

I know what you're thinking, but its made of cotton so would keep you cool. Its also available in a whole range of colours, I think it would be ideal for you :hats:

Well I could use that in my garden when it becomes full of lovely butterflies eager to see me. Is that something your alien friends like?

 

[Long Lashes]

Just back from my flying lesson .....

I am now officially the hottest pilotess' in the whole world

secret to my hotness, sleeping like a baby each night helps regenerates me to my hottest form.

cute!

My own hotness does not rely on beauty sleep, up all night and still hot, hot, hot :danc:

Of course in my case they call it hot chocolate... yes that was invented for me.

Suddenly I've gone off hot chocolate

I should get out my motorcycle and use that and give a firefighter a ride or two...or three.

Woah!!

You can leave my Shirtless Firefighters to me Ms. Stevens. I can cater for their every need

Wild and Hot....which by the way was a chapter to my book.

"Book"? - you've never mentioned this before maybe about 100 times or more Lol!

Has anyone bought a copy yet?

You are my hottest friend too,

:hb:

just not hotter than me.

Whooooops! :cliff:

Am I to blame for that?

Its not your fault that I do this ---> :hair:

It must be something in the air which affects me.

You've not been wearing that un-hot cheap perfume again have you? Maybe I am allergic to you

That sounds dangerous dear friend. They may loose you in time.

Mmm ... on second thoughts I will use the old-fashioned space rocket for travel instead of Time Travel. Can you imagine being lost in time?

Like? Just be forewarned...

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Michelle Mathematics there. Of course I would not do that to you, my bestie here.

:Clol:

Well they have questionable fashion taste. At least you run some of these past me to my often horror.

I do like to get your reaction to my aliens fashionista ideas

Well this looks okay of you want a toe ring(s).

Nice suggestion N2H, but its not innovative enough for my hot-image, I have very hot standards

I've changed my mind anyway, about having my toes pierced. I am now considering piercing my fingers instead

Resist, easily. These colours would be good for a dress choice but not hair colour. Too vivid indeed. I get noticed quite fine without messing with my heavenly golden locks. Thanks though for the 75% discount. Of course I'd hate to know the original price.

Well I could use that in my garden when it becomes full of lovely butterflies eager to see me.

Yes! success at last!

I have taken the liberty of ordering x7 of these face-masks for you, heres a reminder ...

You will have one for every day of the week, how lucky are you to have me as a friend! :hats:

Is that something your alien friends like?

No

My aliens like to see every inch of my beautiful-face

 

[Michelle Stevens]

Adding some of my hot lipstick while gazing at my incredible hotness.

Just back from my flying lesson .....

I am now officially the hottest pilotess' in the whole world

Well it looks as if I need to start flying to take that title from you as well.

cute!

My own hotness does not rely on beauty sleep, up all night and still hot, hot, hot :danc:

If you say so dear 'Lashes.

Suddenly I've gone off hot chocolate

Poor 'Lashes. Giving up on chocolate over our hotness battles. More for me.

Woah!!

You can leave my Shirtless Firefighters to me Ms. Stevens. I can cater for their every need

That's not what they told me.....

"Book"

? - you've never mentioned this before maybe about 100 times or more Lol!

Has anyone bought a copy yet?

Many, many thousands. It's in it's fourteenth printing as of this writing.

Whooooops! :cliff:

Its not your fault that I do this ---> :hair:

It must be something in the air which affects me.

It's called those alien friends.... that's what's in the air.

You've not been wearing that un-hot cheap perfume again have you? Maybe I am allergic to you

Pfft, that fragrance is called hotness. :danc:

Mmm ... on second thoughts I will use the old-fashioned space rocket for travel instead of Time Travel. Can you imagine being lost in time?

Yes I can, my hotness has kept me looking this age for decades now. Timeless hotness.

I do like to get your reaction to my aliens fashionista ideas

LOL, I can tell. To have robbed me of some of my beauty sleep because of your alien fashion ideas. :fp:

Nice suggestion N2H, but its not innovative enough for my hot-image, I have very hot standards

I've changed my mind anyway, about having my toes pierced. I am now considering piercing my fingers instead

Oh no, not your lovely hands again. :eck: Will this ideas ever cease.

Yes! success at last!

I have taken the liberty of ordering x7 of these face-masks for you, heres a reminder ...

You will have one for every day of the week, how lucky are you to have me as a friend! :hats:

Oh you are such a friend. It's just what I always needed.

No

My aliens like to see every inch of my beautiful-face

When they see me they'll want to see every inch of my beautiful (and well toned) body.

 

[Long Lashes]

Giving a hot hair-washing demonstration using LL branded shampoo..

Adding some of my hot lipstick while gazing at my incredible hotness.

Is that LL lipstick you're using?
New for this summer! matching LL lipstick and nail-varnishes available right now from my hot website!

Well it looks as if I need to start flying to take that title from you as well.

:Clol: .... you are so competitive N2H. We are going to need a - Who Is The Hottest Pilot? - thread.
I can already do double loops, fly upside down, backwards, sideways etc., which already makes me the Hottest Pilot :bump:

Poor 'Lashes. Giving up on chocolate over our hotness battles. More for me.

Maybe I was being a tiny bit hasty

I've changed my mind (again) I will give up chocolate for just one day a week.

That's not what they told me.....

Hands off my SC Shirtless Firefighters

Many, many thousands. It's in it's fourteenth printing as of this writing.

Wow, 14 copies sold already

It's called those alien friends.... that's what's in the air.

Lol!... I need to get my aliens to create an original perfume inspired by me.

I will call it - "LL HOTNESS ON EARTH"

Yes I can, my hotness has kept me looking this age for decades now. Timeless hotness.

Ooo so you've always looked 65? :floor:

Oh no, not your lovely hands again. :eck:

You're right my friend I do have lovely hands but its not enough, I need hot-hands.

Another idea is not to pierce my actual fingers and just pierce my finger-nails...through the centre

Oh you are such a friend. It's just what I always needed.

:yw: you know you can always trust me for all your fashion needs

When they see me they'll want to see every inch of my beautiful (and well toned) body.

Not only are you after my SC Shirtless Fighters, but now you are trying to take my Aliens too? :eck:

You are becoming ruthless N2H!


Do excuse me taking my hotness and rushing off. Enrique is waiting, he has booked a table :byebye:

 

[Michelle Stevens]

I'm always willing to give private advice to those who which to achieve my level of hotness.

Giving a hot hair-washing demonstration using LL branded shampoo..

Very nice. I hope the LL brand has been well tested. I would never trust my locks to an untested brand. :mo:

Is that LL lipstick you're using?
New for this summer! matching LL lipstick and nail-varnishes available right now from my hot website!

No my friend. It is the very exclusive Lovely Michelle brand. Only the hottest people know where to find my products.

:Clol: .... you are so competitive N2H.

We are going to need a - Who Is The Hottest Pilot? - thread.
I can already do double loops, fly upside down, backwards, sideways etc., which already makes me the Hottest Pilot :bump:

That may be true.... may... but the mirror never lies, as soon as I sit down in a cockpit I become the hottest pilot. :danc:

Maybe I was being a tiny bit hasty

I've changed my mind (again) I will give up chocolate for just one day a week.

LOL, you almost lost chocolate to hotness.

Hands off my SC Shirtless Firefighters

'Lashes and her greedy hotness when it comes to the SC Shirtless Firefighters. :shocked:

Wow, 14 copies sold already

Fourteen printings, many thousands per printing. You are trying to get under my flawless skin again.

Lol!... I need to get my aliens to create an original perfume inspired by me.

I will call it - "LL HOTNESS ON EARTH"

Oh, I can't wait to see how this turns out.

Ooo so you've always looked 65? :floor:

'LASHES! How dare you! :eck: :mo: Do you want to experience some of angry hotness!

You're right my friend I do have lovely hands but its not enough, I need hot-hands.

Another idea is not to pierce my actual fingers and just pierce my finger-nails...through the centre

Oh my word, those pesky aliens have warped your mind yet again.

How could you do the basics of daily life with pierced finger-nails? :fp:

:yw: you know you can always trust me for all your fashion needs

If you say so.

Not only are you after my SC Shirtless Fighters, but now you are trying to take my Aliens too? :eck:

You are becoming ruthless N2H!

Pfft, the SC Shirtless Firefighters are after me. Have no fear I am not after your weird alien friends.

I'm just warning you at what may happen once they see me. It happens all the time with living animals that know true hotness.

Do excuse me taking my hotness and rushing off. Enrique is waiting, he has booked a table :byebye:

How very nice. I'm very pleased to hear how well things are going with Enrique. Does he sing to you?

 

[Long Lashes]

My hot fame is spreading and I've had a hot flower named after me ...

Isn't it beautiful ^^^and its called the "Hot Lashes Daisy"

Im always willing to give private advice to those who which to achieve my level of hotness.

You are so generous Michelle Stevens :ch:

luckily I am not trying to "achieve your level of hotness" because I've already surpassed it :bump:

I hope the LL brand has been well tested. I would never trust my locks to an untested brand.

The LL brand has been specially tested by me and as you know - my status as N1H is proof of its safety and effectiveness :danc:
A free beach-bag with all new orders - visit the LL website today!

No my friend. It is the very exclusive

Lovely Michelle brand. Only the hottest people know where to find my products.

Excuse me? a Lovely Michelle brand ?

but the mirror never lies, as soon as I sit down in a cockpit I become the hottest pilot.

Michelle, I have some news for you, your mirror is telling fibs! :floor:

LOL, you almost lost chocolate to hotness.

Lol!..I will sacrifice most things for hotness, but never chocolate, thats a step too far

Lashes and her greedy hotness when it comes to the SC Shirtless Firefighters.

Yes, I know, but I do like to keep them all to myself

Fourteen printings, many thousands per printing.

Very good

You are trying to get under my flawless skin again.

Who me?

'LASHES! How dare you! :eck: :mo: Do you want to experience some of angry hotness!

:Clol: Ooo I do enjoy winding you up N2H


I am sorry

Oh my word, those pesky aliens have warped your mind yet again.

I think they have some unique and exciting fashion ideas

How could you do the basics of daily life with pierced finger-nails?

Oh, I will work something out. Maybe my Aliens can create some special gloves for me to protect my hot pierced fingernails

Pfft, the SC Shirtless Firefighters are after me.

I think you must be confused about that

Have no fear I am not after your weird alien friends.

I'm just warning you at what may happen once they see me. It happens all the time with living animals that know true hotness.

Okay, thanks for the warning N2H

How very nice. I'm very pleased to hear how well things are going with Enrique. Does he sing to you?

He is such a sweetie and so romantic :love5:and yes he sings to me all the time.

In fact, he is currently writing a song about me

he says I inspire him.






N2H have you re-considered changing your locks yet?

 

[Michelle Stevens]

My hotness and golden locks helps all lovely flowers flourish.

My hot fame is spreading and I've had a hot flower named after me ...

Isn't it beautiful ^^^and its called the "Hot Lashes Daisy"

Well here you go friend...

You are so generous Michelle Stevens :ch:

luckily I am not trying to "achieve your level of hotness" because I've already surpassed it :bump:

Pfft! Wishful thinking friend.

The LL brand has been specially tested by me and as you know - my status as N1H is proof of its safety and effectiveness :danc:
A free beach-bag with all new orders - visit the LL website today!

A free beach bag, are they not selling well at your brand? Maybe you have oversaturated the market with Long Lashes products. Michelle's line is very exclusive.


[quote[Excuse me? a Lovely Michelle brand ?

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Of course but as said above my like of hotness products are very exclusive and specific for my hot fans.

Michelle, I have some news for you, your mirror is telling fibs! :floor:

This recently added smiley fits so well with the attacks I get here.

Lol!..I will sacrifice most things for hotness, but never chocolate, thats a step too far

Mmmmm... that reminds me of the time, prior to Bunny Heather, that I had the chocolate fountain mishap and had to clean the chocolate off of the SC Cafe floor in my bunny attire. .... I think I have an evil idea...... stay tuned.

Yes, I know, but I do like to keep them all to myself

Do you want to engage in a hotness war with Michelle???

:Clol: Ooo I do enjoy winding you up N2H

You must.

I am sorry

..... but for how long. 'Lashes.

I think they have some unique and exciting fashion ideas

Body mutilations and odd style? Unique indeed. The only thing I am jealous of is your Enforcer powers but they have seem to have some glitches as well.

Oh, I will work something out. Maybe my Aliens can create some special gloves for me to protect my hot pierced fingernails

Please, please, please keep those aliens away from your fingers. They seem hellbent on mutilating your hands for some reason. :eck:

I think you must be confused about that

Pfft, not from their longing stares and countless advances they make upon me. Michelle plays hard to get and she is. I'm not sure they can handle off of me.

Okay, thanks for the warning N2H

..... yeah, I'm liking this sign.

He is such a sweetie and so romantic :love5:and yes he sings to me all the time.

Oh, how very nice. Does he sing to you in English or Spanish?

In fact, he is currently writing a song about me

he says I inspire him.

Will this song be a part of one of these so called movies about your life?

N2H have you re-considered changing your locks yet?

I sometimes like keeping them shorter during the warmer summer months like on my Dallas years but the long look is more to my liking now. I'm blessed either way.

 

[Long Lashes]

Working on some hot clothing designs for LLs growing empire....

Michelle if you need any more cover-alls for the sunshine, then just ask me

My hotness and golden locks helps all lovely flowers flourish.

Indeed and do you have a flower dedicated to you?
Fresh bouquets of The Lashes Daisy are available to order from the LLwebsite. Free delivery included.

Well here you go friend...

Thank you N2H, I don't deserve you :hb:

A free beach bag, are they not selling well at your brand? Maybe you have oversaturated the market with Long Lashes products.

... no, no, no. My hot staff are snowed under with orders for my LL products. I run a generous business and like to reward my devoted customers with free gifts occasionally.

Michelle's line is very exclusive.

So, you only have the one customer then? :floor:

Of course but as said above my like of hotness products are very exclusive and specific for my hot fans.

"hot fans"?

Oh I don't discriminate. Hot or not, If they've got money to spend I am more than happy to take it from them :bump:

This recently added smiley fits so well with the attacks I get here.

It must be tailor made for you Michelle and you got to use it first.

Mmmmm... that reminds me of the time, prior to Bunny Heather, that I had the chocolate fountain mishap and had to clean the chocolate off of the SC Cafe floor in my bunny attire.

I'd rather forget that scene if you don't mind .... I needed to bleach my eyes after seeing you in that outfit ...Lolol! all that chocolate wasted :eck:

I think I have an evil idea...... stay tuned.

Not sure I like the sound of this

Do you want to engage in a hotness war with Michelle???

No my friend, because I am already NIH

..... but for how long. 'Lashes.

I am always genuinely sorry for being too hot

Body mutilations and odd style? Unique indeed.

I need to reassure you that I've changed my mind about having my nails pierced

Please, please, please keep those aliens away from your fingers. They seem hellbent on mutilating your hands for some reason.

My hands are safe and now we are considering the removal of two of my ribs, to enhance my hourglass figure

Pfft, not from their longing stares and countless advances they make upon me. Michelle plays hard to get and she is. I'm not sure they can handle off of me.

Michelle! <--- yep, I like this emoji

My SC Shirtless Firefighters only have eyes for ME the N1H:danc:

..... yeah, I'm liking this sign.

:Clol:

Does he sing to you in English or Spanish?

In his seductive Spanish

Will this song be a part of one of these so called movies about your life?

Sadly my life movie is already chockablock with all MY stories.
Enrique has suggested .... pleaded even, that I star in his next video

I sometimes like keeping them shorter during the warmer summer months like on my Dallas years but the long look is more to my liking now.

Yes, shorter makes sense for the summer


I'll go and sharpen my shears!

 

[Michelle Stevens]

I get this all the time....

Working on some hot clothing designs for LLs growing empire....

Michelle if you need any more cover-alls for the sunshine, then just ask me

So you make each and everyone one of your own product line? That is dedication.

Yeah..... I'll let you know.

Indeed and do you have a flower dedicated to you?
Fresh bouquets of The Lashes Daisy are available to order from the LLwebsite. Free delivery included.

Yes, but it is a very rare and incredibly lovely flower with a long Latin name.....

Michelouvous Stevenious ... I hope I spelled that correctly.

Thank you N2H, I don't deserve you :hb:

Most people don't but your friendship is something this hottie really appreciates. als:

... no, no, no. My hot staff are snowed under with orders for my LL products. I run a generous business and like to reward my devoted customers with free gifts occasionally.

I hope you treat your staff well.

So, you only have the one customer then? :floor:

Pfft.... you're awful!

"hot fans"

?

Oh I don't discriminate. Hot or not, If they've got money to spend I am more than happy to take it from them :bump:

I do discriminate. I expect a certain level of decorum in being a Michelle follower, worshiper. This hottie has standards.

It must be tailor made for you Michelle and you got to use it first.

I'm not sure what the cat head has to do with this.... ??? Maybe it's an inside joke that I fail to understand or too crass for me to address. You'll be seeing a lot of my replies with this sign.

I'd rather forget that scene if you don't mind .... I needed to bleach my eyes after seeing you in that outfit ...Lolol! all that chocolate wasted :eck:

That's not what the SC Shirtless Firefighters said when I mentioned it. :lick: So is eye bleaching a new trend your alien friends have come-up with?

Not sure I like the sound of this




No my friend, because I am already NIH

Pfft!

I am always genuinely sorry for being too hot

I understand but am not sorry at all for my incredible hotness, I spend so much on mirrors to view my hotness, it can be addictive.

I need to reassure you that I've changed my mind about having my nails pierced

Oh good! Common sense had prevailed!

My hands are safe and now we are considering the removal of two of my ribs, to enhance my hourglass figure

Oh no! mg: Is this your aliens with their trend advice again?

Don't do it! :mo:

Michelle! <--- yep, I like this emoji

My SC Shirtless Firefighters only have eyes for ME the N1H:danc:

Wake up 'Lashes, you are dreaming again while in the Last Post thread.

In his seductive Spanish

I hope you understand what he is saying or else he may be mocking you.

Sadly my life movie is already chockablock with all MY stories.

Enrique has suggested .... pleaded even, that I star in his next video

Oh, I can only imagine ..... Do you appear in his music videos?

Yes, shorter makes sense for the summer


I'll go and sharpen my shears!

I don't want you shears near my lovely locks. :mo: I knew the mere mention of my locks being cut would trigger this response. :fp:

 

[Long Lashes]

Do you like my new chair?

<---- spinning hotness!

I get this all the time....

I love it!:floor:

So you make each and everyone one of your own product line? That is dedication.

Indeed I do

Well, actually I design the first item of clothing and then my hot staff ensure it is made in bulk - for all my hot customers to purchase
10% off all orders before the end of June! Order from the hot LL website, free posting will all orders!

Yes, but it is a very rare and incredibly lovely flower with a long Latin name.....

Michelouvous Stevenious ... I hope I spelled that correctly.

"Michelouvous Stevenious"..? Fab name! but, those large pink petals need trimming back, like your hair

I hope you treat your staff well.

I am a very kind and hot employer. All my staff get a bar of LL chocolate at Christmas I also provide a uniform at no extra cost, T-Shirts and caps to be precise - with "N1H = LL" written on them :bump:

Pfft.... you're awful!

Now its my turn to use this --->

I do discriminate. I expect a certain level of decorum in being a Michelle follower, worshiper. This hottie has standards.

Oh I see. So how many hot customers do you have?

3 or maybe 4?

I'm not sure what the cat head has to do with this.... ???

I didn't even notice the cat
its perhaps there to make the written words on the sign more appealing/sympathetic?

That's not what the SC Shirtless Firefighters said when I mentioned it.

So is eye bleaching a new trend your alien friends have come-up with?

Yes and it works well, especially when certain images of Bunny Costumes and such are paraded before my poor eyes :eyes:

am not sorry at all for my incredible hotness, I spend so much on mirrors to view my hotness, it can be addictive.

Do you not scare yourself?

Is this your aliens with their trend advice again?

Don't do it!

But, my body wouldn't miss a couple of ribs, its going to become a popular safe cosmetic procedure and one which I could promote on my website e.g. ....
"Get An Hour-Glass Figure, In Just One Hour"

Wake up 'Lashes, you are dreaming again while in the Last Post thread.

:Clol:

I hope you understand what he is saying or else he may be mocking you.

Enrique would never mock me. He could sing me the phone book and I would melt

Do you appear in his music videos?

Funny you should ask - I am starring in his next video :j1:

I don't want you shears near my lovely locks.

I could make you look even more fab ish - trust me

I knew the mere mention of my locks being cut would trigger this response. :fp:

I will not give up I am so stubborn


Stubborn and hot!:danc:

 

[Michelle Stevens]

Two thumbs up for my incredible hotness.

Do you like my new chair?

<---- spinning hotness!

Does that make you dizzy?

Indeed I do

Well, actually I design the first item of clothing and then my hot staff ensure it is made in bulk - for all my hot customers to purchase
10% off all orders before the end of June! Order from the hot LL website, free posting will all orders!

Made in bulk? Unthinkable for my hotness like. :mo:

"Michelouvous Stevenious"..? Fab name! but, those large pink petals need trimming back, like your hair

Trimming petals? Never! Now trying to take out your hotness jealously on my plant.

I am a very kind and hot employer. All my staff get a bar of

LL chocolate at Christmas I also provide a uniform at no extra cost, T-Shirts and caps to be precise - with "N1H = LL" written on them :bump:

Pfft, N1H= LL, false advertising I see. Only one bar, my sweet and ever so loyal minions get better than that, a full box of Lovely Michelle Choice Chocolates apiece.

Now its my turn to use this --->

...WHAT???!!! :eck:

Oh I see. So how many hot customers do you have?

3 or maybe 4?

Pfft! You're awful!

I didn't even notice the cat
its perhaps there to make the written words on the sign more appealing/sympathetic?

Agreed! I'm guessing that is a cat. Maybe it's something else.

Yes and it works well, especially when certain images of Bunny Costumes and such are paraded before my poor eyes :eyes:

That seems like a most disturbing trend, eye bleaching. A third PFFT on that comment. If your eyes were poor it's because you are under the influence of those pesky aliens.

Do you not scare yourself?

NEVER! I can see why so many find me so incredibly hot, it's hard to look away at lessor works of the heavens.

But, my body wouldn't miss a couple of ribs, its going to become a popular safe cosmetic procedure and one which I could promote on my website e.g. ....
"Get An Hour-Glass Figure, In Just One Hour"

This is ever so disturbing. If you ever have ribs removed I will be forces to trigger you it a lash out to restore you to your natural self. I would have to convince the Enforce it was for 'Lashes own good.

Enrique would never mock me. He could sing me the phone book and I would melt

That is true devotion. You know Michelle knows some Spanish and would like to hear what Enrique is actually saying.

Funny you should ask - I am starring in his next video :j1:

Of really? It's odd, of all the celebrities that stop into the SC Cafe Enrique never comes in.

I could make you look even more fab ish - trust me

Oh I'm sure you want to. Maybe you will stumble into a trend I actually like even though the punk look was received very well.

I will not give up I am so stubborn

Nor shall I! We are two stubborn hotties. als:

Stubborn and hot

!:danc:

 

[Long Lashes]

Even in this dowdy wig my hotness still radiates...

Two thumbs up for my incredible hotness.

and here is another from me

Does that make you dizzy?

It is "I" whom make others dizzy by my hotness :danc:

Made in bulk?

I have millions of world-wide customers "bulk" is the sensible way to go.

nthinkable for my hotness like.

Your loss N2H - in the meantime my bank balance is exploding. Not that I am greedy or anything..

Trimming petals? Never! Now trying to take out your hotness jealously on my plant.

"Hotness jealousy"? - I am not the jealous type N2H. I do like your hair which I will admit, but its so needs a chop

Pfft, N1H= LL, false advertising I see.

Excuse me! :cliff: Lol!

my sweet and ever so loyal minions get better than that, a full box of Lovely Michelle Choice Chocolates apiece.

Be careful your staff will take advantage of you :mo:


Btw:- I didn't know you had started supplying Lovely Michelle Choice Chocolates .... pffty!

WHAT???!!!

Lol!.. I said ---->

Pfft! You're awful!

I know

That seems like a most disturbing trend, eye bleaching.

It works for me if I see anything disturbing then my eyes get a through cleaning.

A third PFFT on that comment.

:Clol:

If your eyes were poor it's because you are under the influence of those pesky aliens.

I can assure you that my sweet aliens want nothing but the best for me so I believe, at least I think they do.

I can see why so many find me so incredibly hot, it's hard to look away at lessor works of the heavens.

Haaaa! :floor::floor:

If you ever have ribs removed I will be forces to trigger you it a lash out to restore you to your natural self.

You worry too much my friend :hb:

I am sure I will cope with a couple of ribs gone, I have plenty of other ribs

You know Michelle knows some Spanish and would like to hear what Enrique is actually saying.

Its private strictly between Enrique and myself.



Okay seeing as its you my trusted friend I will share one of the verses ...

"Mi madre me prestó su famosa receta de pastel.
Juro que esta es la mejor receta de tarta de todo el mundo.
La receta de bizcocho requiere mucho azúcar"
Apparently in translation it means that I am the hottest of the hot and how fortunate he (Enrique) is to be my friend and I agree with him. :swing:

It's odd, of all the celebrities that stop into the SC Cafe Enrique never comes in.

He is very shy

Maybe you will stumble into a trend I actually like even though the punk look was received very well.

Ooo don't remind me - keep away from the Punk look :mo:

We are two stubborn hotties.

I wouldn't have it any other way als:

Well, apart from chopping those locks of yours..Lol!

 

[Michelle Stevens]

The common response to those who witness my hotness.

Even in this dowdy wig my hotness still radiates...

What wrong with you eyes dear friend? Radiates is the key word. Maybe that wig has some radiation that needs to be addressed. :eck:

and here is another from me

Why thank you! Now two thumbs up is more appropriate but you are my closest rival so I will take it.

It is "I" whom make others dizzy by my hotness :danc:

Yes, those pesky aliens.

A ship full of dizzy aliens.

I have millions of world-wide customers "bulk" is the sensible way to go.

This is nothing "bulk" about me and my incredible hotness. :mo:

Your loss N2H - in the meantime my bank balance is exploding. Not that I am greedy or anything..

That is good to hear. Maybe your exploding bank balance can help with your movie production cost.

"Hotness jealousy"? - I am not the jealous type N2H. I do like your hair which I will admit, but its so needs a chop

Pfft, no chopping of my lovely locks. :mo:

Excuse me! :cliff: Lol!

'LASHES! mg:

Be careful your staff will take advantage of you :mo:


Btw:- I didn't know you had started supplying Lovely Michelle Choice Chocolates .... pffty!

My staff worship me!

My line is very exclusive to the very premier establishments around the globe.

Lol!.. I said ---->

It works for me if I see anything disturbing then my eyes get a through cleaning.

Oh you poor dear. They have you thinking bleached eyes is on trend.

I can assure you that my sweet aliens want nothing but the best for me so I believe, at least I think they do.

Poor naive 'Lashes!

So loyal to those aliens. :fp:

You worry too much my friend :hb:

I am sure I will cope with a couple of ribs gone, I have plenty of other ribs

No, if you do take a rib out I will force you to lash-out to recover your rib. I am aware of the danger of your lash-outs but am willing to do this. I will force a lash-out when you least expect it.

Its private strictly between Enrique and myself.

Oh, I'm sure it is and in your book and movie.... sure... private.

Okay seeing as its you my trusted friend I will share one of the verses ...

"Mi madre me prestó su famosa receta de pastel.
Juro que esta es la mejor receta de tarta de todo el mundo.
La receta de bizcocho requiere mucho azúcar"
Apparently in translation it means that I am the hottest of the hot and how fortunate he (Enrique) is to be my friend and I agree with him. :swing:

LOL! He's really cooked-up a nice verse for you. Maybe he should work in the SC Cafe as a celebrity chef.

Ooo don't remind me - keep away from the Punk look :mo:

Spoiler

I did like my punk look, very hot indeed!

I wouldn't have it any other way als:

Well, apart from chopping those locks of yours..Lol!

What?!

 

[Long Lashes]

Playful hotness in a box ...

modeled on my own beautiful face and available to buy from - you know where

The common response to those who witness my hotness.

Confusion? terror?

What wrong with you eyes dear friend?

They were just drying off after being bleached

Radiates is the key word. Maybe that wig has some radiation that needs to be addressed.

I have to agree (for once in this thread..Lol!) the wig has been binned.

Now two thumbs up is more appropriate but you are my closest rival so I will take it.

You could start a whole new three thumb trend

A ship full of dizzy aliens.

Are they drunk?

Maybe your exploding bank balance can help with your movie production cost.

Nice idea N2H, but my movie already has a rich and influential backer :danc:

Pfft, no chopping of my lovely locks. :mo:

Not even a teeny weeny little trim?

My staff worship me!

My line is very exclusive to the very premier establishments around the globe.

Very good

Oh you poor dear. They have you thinking bleached eyes is on trend.

Its all safe, give it a try my friend. The only downside is I need to wear shades for a week after bleaching

Poor naive 'Lashes!

So loyal to those aliens.

I love my aliens, they make my life more exciting :j1:

and of course, they absolutely adore me!

No, if you do take a rib out I will force you to lash-out to recover your rib.

Oh no, you will spoil my hourglass figure

I will force a lash-out when you least expect it.

:Clol:

LOL! He's really cooked-up a nice verse for you.

Your Spanish is very good, I am impressed

Enrique's most favourite thing in the whole world is cake. So for him to write a special song about a cake recipe just for me is soooooo romantic

I did like my punk look, very hot indeed!

Yikes! eye bleach! where is my eye-bleach!

Promise me that you will never, ever be a punk again I am only thinking of you and your N2H status. Being a punk just doesn't suit you :mo:




Ponchos are currently on trend and this would be perfect for you...

much nicer than the punk look

 

[Michelle Stevens]

About to go out shopping with my hotness. Care to join me?

Playful hotness in a box ...

modeled on my own beautiful face and available to buy from - you know where

Now that is something I would never lower myself to do. Do these pop-up 'Lashes heads sell well?

Confusion? terror?

No confusing dear 'Lashes. That is someone memorized by my incredible hotness.

They were just drying off after being bleached

Oh no!

I have to agree (for once in this thread..Lol!) the wig has been binned.

Wise choice my friend.

You could start a whole new three thumb trend

You've spent too much time on that space ship with those aliens of yours.

Are they drunk?

You tell me. Does the spaceship reek of alcohol?

Nice idea N2H, but my movie already has a rich and influential backer :danc:

Enrique? Oh and for that N2H talk...

Not even a teeny weeny little trim?

No 'Lashes, I have had it cut for the summer but at my saloon of choice. I dare not risk my locks being savaged by your shears.

Its all safe, give it a try my friend. The only downside is I need to wear shades for a week after bleaching

You need an intervention if these aliens are bleaching your eyes. I have to call BH and NN try to talk sense to you.

I love my aliens, they make my life more exciting :j1:

and of course, they absolutely adore me!

Oh no, you will spoil my hourglass figure

Well I have an hourglass figure but I never had any ribs removed. I just use the SC Gym several hours a week and eat somewhat healthy. You worry me 'Lashes!

Your Spanish is very good, I am impressed

Enrique's most favourite thing in the whole world is cake. So for him to write a special song about a cake recipe just for me is soooooo romantic

What can I say..... Do your pesky aliens friends know about Enrique? Are they jealous aliens?

Yikes! eye bleach! where is my eye-bleach!

Promise me that you will never, ever be a punk again I am only thinking of you and your N2H status. Being a punk just doesn't suit you :mo:

Well the SC Shirtless Firefighters sure like this punk look I have. They just melt when I wear my punk boots.

Ponchos are currently on trend and this would be perfect for you...

much nicer than the punk look

Pfft! You're too much!

 

[Long Lashes]

My latest on trend creation, available to buy from my website...

"virtual hot-fish pets" - they come in a jar, just add water, no feeding or cleaning-out needed.

All the hot-fish are made with the image of my hot face on them, they're selling out quickly :hats:

About to go out shopping with my hotness. Care to join me?

Why, thank you my friend :hb: but you can leave your hotness at home ..

Now that is something I would never lower myself to do. Do these pop-up 'Lashes heads sell well?

Indeed they do sell well, they are selling like hot-cakes. We have just had to make another million due to demand :danc:

That is someone memorized by my incredible hotness.

That poor person, get him to a doctor and quick! :bump:

Does the spaceship reek of alcohol?

No :floor: my aliens cannot drink alcohol - it rots their insides.

Enrique?

My wonderful Enrique is the sole financier of my future Oscar winning movie

Oh and for that N2H talk...

.... and your lipstick has smudged

You need an intervention if these aliens are bleaching your eyes. I have to call BH and NN try to talk sense to you.

Things must be terribly bad if you need the help of these two


Only joking Bunny Heather and Nappy Natalie :love6:

Well I have an hourglass figure but I never had any ribs removed. I just use the SC Gym several hours a week and eat somewhat healthy.

Good for you, I am pleased, I really am

You worry me 'Lashes!

I know :ch: I will try not to, but I just cant help it..Lol!

Do your pesky aliens friends know about Enrique? Are they jealous aliens?

They know, but show little interest in any of my friends (not even you N2H) - I am the main attraction to my aliens

Well the SC Shirtless Firefighters sure like this punk look I have. They just melt when I wear my punk boots.

Even so, please promise me you will never, ever be a punk again :mo: its not for you my friend. Stick to country fashions, yes?


You didn't looked thrilled with the last poncho I left for you, so try this one...

It comes in two colours and you can let me know which you prefer :byebye:

 

[Michelle Stevens]

Watching a 3D movie in my hot 3D glasses.

My latest on trend creation, available to buy from my website...

"virtual hot-fish pets" - they come in a jar, just add water, no feeding or cleaning-out needed.

All the hot-fish are made with the image of my hot face on them, they're selling out quickly :hats:

Where do I begin or to even begin at all.....

Why, thank you my friend :hb: but you can leave your hotness at home ..

Indeed they do sell well, they are selling like hot-cakes. We have just had to make another million due to demand :danc:

Whatever would someone do with millions of 'Lashes heads.

That poor person, get him to a doctor and quick! :bump:

He'll be dreaming of hotness nurse Michelle.

No :floor: my aliens cannot drink alcohol - it rots their insides.

Oh no, poor pesky aliens.

My wonderful Enrique is the sole financier of my future Oscar winning movie

You have high expectations of this movie. I hope it doesn't flop or else Enrique may move on. :fp:

.... and your lipstick has smudged

Pfft!

Things must be terribly bad if you need the help of these two


Only joking Bunny Heather and Nappy Natalie :love6:

You better hope they don't read our contest here dear 'Lashes. I know an angry Bunny Heather when I see it but I wonder of Nappy Natalie gets angry?

Good for you, I am pleased, I really am

You better be 'Lashes, I'm the hottest friend you have.

They know, but show little interest in any of my friends (not even you N2H) - I am the main attraction to my aliens

I do think your alien friends are blind or have some major vision impairment.

Even so, please promise me you will never, ever be a punk again :mo: its not for you my friend. Stick to country fashions, yes?

We shall see....

You didn't looked thrilled with the last poncho I left for you, so try this one...

It comes in two colours and you can let me know which you prefer :byebye:

*sign*.... is this from your line of clothing dear 'Lashes? None of it is hot enough for me. You never give up on hindering my hotness.

 

[Long Lashes]

Hotness is here ....

My dear Aliens would like me to sell these "Pet Aliens" via my hot website --->

would people buy them? would you be tempted N2H?

Watching a 3D movie in my hot 3D glasses.

Is it MY hot movie you are watching?

Whatever would someone do with millions of 'Lashes heads.

I have no idea, but who cares the more rubbish classy merchandise my dear fans buy the richer I am getting!

He'll be dreaming of hotness nurse Michelle.

Oh are you a nurse too? is their no end to your talents? on second thoughts, no, do not answer that

You have high expectations of this movie. I hope it doesn't flop or else Enrique may move on.

Enrique would NEVER abandon me :danc: did I mention I am to feature in his latest video?

Pfft!

:Clol:

You better hope they don't read our contest here dear 'Lashes. I know an angry Bunny Heather when I see it but I wonder of Nappy Natalie gets angry?

I cant imagine Nappy Natalie having the energy to get angry. I wonder how she shows her displeasure?

I'm the hottest friend you have.

Of course you are N2H :hb: after my Enrique haaa!

I do think your alien friends are blind or have some major vision impairment.

How very dare you! I've told you before that jealousy is not hot my friend :mo:

We shall see....

Is that a punk look? no, no, no you are giving me nightmares again

is this from your line of clothing dear 'Lashes? None of it is hot enough for me.

Its certainly not from my clothing range, I only provide hot on-trend outfits. I purchased the full length poncho from a tatty little shop -
I thought you would've loved it :floor:





Lets try again how about something like this for the autumn/winter season ...

Its by Yves Saint Laurent (yes it really is Lol!) very classy and very you :yw: