Here are some random items:
Cristal had another identity, that of Celia Machado. I am guessing there is a criminal past associated with that name, hence the big dark secret Joseph knows.
They are apparently writing Fallon to be there for the comedy more or less. The actress looks like she can deliver the lines, but when they momentarily give her some line that is meant to be taken seriously, it comes across as a teenager on Jerry Springer delivered it.
There is tension between Cristal and Blake in the beginning, and I thought his giving away her things from Matthew would make things even more tense, but instead she turns into a Carrington spin machine AND gets horny during a funeral after having spat it out. But that doesn't mean things can't get tense again in the next episode between them if the producers want them to, because (to quote Blake from classic Dynasty), who remembers yesterday?
Even though Sammy Jo told him he stole some hundreds of dollars and was ok with it last episode, in this episode Steven is upset Sam used one of his swimsuits. Unless he was upset that he did not swim naked (where I would have been in his corner) this makes as much sense as all the other non-nonsensical things on the episode. There are some clearer shades of the old Sammy Jo in this one: he just wants to be pampered and has no intention of getting a job, and he conned his way into the Carringtons.
Monique has some cleaver lines and commentary, but overall I am not seeing the Colbys really getting their share of screen time. If they are nor with a Carrington or discussing one, they are out of sight out of mind.
Why was there tension between Steven and Blake before? Here he is voluntarily throwing shade at Claudia to undermine her accusations. Of course it ends up biting him in the butt. Karma is a bitch.
Claudia sure calmed down fast. Whatever she is on, must be good.
Poor Walter. They did not even get his name right in the reboot--just that he was fat. Let's call him Willie.