The Boring Thread

[DallasFanForever]

I’m watching old 80s sitcom reruns while I get ready for work

 

[Biggie]

I've just seen a trailer for this year's Great British Bake Off... and got a bit excited.

 

[DallasFanForever]

I’m watching highlights of games I already watched last night on the morning sports channel

 

[Michelle Stevens]

Catching-up on threads on TT that I have missed over the past week.

 

[DallasFanForever]

I am sitting in the mall by myself right before it closes watching everyone walk by

 

[LMLDallas78]

I'm watching the tropical fish in their tank in my living room and I'm wondering are they as bored swimming round as I am watching them?

 

[DallasFanForever]

I like to count the mile markers on the highway as I drive

 

[LMLDallas78]

Being put on hold on the phone, THAT music is so boring. I'm sure I nodded off and when I came to, they still hadn't answered!

 

[DallasFanForever]

I’m falling asleep behind the wheel as I drive home

 

[LMLDallas78]

I’m falling asleep behind the wheel as I drive home

Go careful DFF.
My dentist has installed a big modern TV screen in the waiting room.......
It displays before & after pictures of mouths and teeth followed by testimonials from patients. I do not want to see magnified mouths on a massive screen while I'm nervously waiting.
Now if they showed Dallas, well it certainly wouldn't be on the boring thread!

 

[DallasFanForever]

I’m sitting here waiting for a hurricane that might be here next week

 

[Frank Underwood]

I'm watching a current affairs discussion show this morning and they're debating if women are better at parking than men.

I'm sitting in an actual parking lot looking to see if women are better at parking than men (it's a draw so far.)

 

[DallasFanForever]

I’m eating broccoli for breakfast

 

[Frank Underwood]

I'm watching Ben Stein's Clear Eyes commercial on repeat.

 

[DallasFanForever]

I’m watching two squirrels chase each other and surprisingly it looks like it’s getting violent

 

[9unfold]

The TV has been on the same channel all morning because the remote control is further away than I can stretch my arm.

 

[DallasFanForever]

I’m too tired to eat breakfast this morning

 

[LMLDallas78]

After a weekend in London, I'm now faced with all the washing and trying to get it dry. Hopefully the little hot spell we're having will last.

 

[DallasFanForever]

I’m cleaning my house

 

[Biggie]

The people a few doors down have been playing their music loud enough for me to hear it, as the weather still hot at 20:22pm and their windows and back door are open.... so far they haven't played any Biggie! What's wrong with 'em?

So while all of that was going on....with the still of the night having arrived...I actually just read the Basingstoke Gazette on line. Eyes rolled as the Baz Gaz reported....shoplifters, someone flashing his junk, man bitten by dog, man ordered to pay restitution for breaking windows... and some clown banned for drink driving...there's plenty plenty worse places in the UK, but the town's criminals really aren't trying. Two guys shoplifted hair straighteners!

But alas... I am now walking the path of righteous... and keep my junk tuck away and don't pick fights with dogs.