Lorenzo Lamas Appreciation Thread

[Richard Channing]

Some wonderful person has put together this compilation of Lorenzo's many shirtless moments on Falcon Crest. But instead of letting the Lorenzo lust stop there, let's have a thread celebrating everything Lorenzo.

 

[Richard Channing]

 

[Richard Channing]

 

[Richard Channing]

 

[Willie Oleson]

Let's not forget his international SMASH hits!

How come he's never done a duet with Al Corley?

 

[Richard Channing]

Let's not forget his international SMASH hits!

How come he's never done a duet with Al Corley?

So talented!!!

 

[Willie Oleson]

Yeah, but sometimes it felt as if they were using us unsuspected Europeans to sell their wishy-washy pop songs because the Americans were having none of it.
But I'm sure that was not the case at all! Lorenzo can do no wrong - even his spacewalk is sheer perfection. If he could spacewalk on water I wouldn't be surprised at all!

 

[Richard Channing]

Yeah, but sometimes it felt as if they were using us unsuspected Europeans to sell their wishy-washy pop songs because the Americans were having none of it.

I guess it's a formula that works. Look at David Hasslehoff!

Lorenzo can do no wrong - even his spacewalk is sheer perfection. If he could spacewalk on water I wouldn't be surprised at all!

Flawless. I could have sworn it was called a moonwalk but who am I to question Lorenzo!

 

[Willie Oleson]

but who am I to question Lorenzo!

Right, it's not the done thing in an appreciation thread.

I love his hair, it's so gorgeous.

Where there any other actors who auditioned for the role of Lance Cumson?

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

I heard or read numerous people over time laughingly assert what "a terrible actor" Lorenzo was...

And just why I could never understand -- I actually thought he was pretty good.

 

[Willie Oleson]

I actually thought he was pretty good

And even if he wasn't good, then he still wasn't terrible - I think we would have noticed that.
Either way, I thought he was great as Lance Cumson, and not just because of his looks.

 

[Richard Channing]

I probably wouldn't want to sit through him attempting Shakespeare but for the kind of roles he played, including Lance, I think his acting was acceptable.

 

[Richard Channing]

I love his hair.

Oh me too. All of it.

What do we think of the long hair? Normally I don't like it much on guys but for Lorenzo I'm willing to make an exception.

 

[Richard Channing]

Headbands! Fist pumps! Guyliner!

Actually this isn't bad, its better than Fingerprints!

 

[Willie Oleson]

What do we think of the long hair?

I'm not a fan of the very long hair, it looks so tacky chippendale. Not that I have a problem with tacky-sexy.

Actually this isn't bad, its better than Fingerprints!

And that's why I had nominated it in the non-singer-celebrities-songs top 10, and you dear Richard didn't vote for it! (no-one did, for that matter).

So maybe we should kick you out of your own appreciation thread...unless you're willing to do the Lorenzo Rehabilitation Programme.

 

[Richard Channing]

And that's why I had nominated it in the non-singer-celebrities-songs top 10, and you dear Richard didn't vote for it! (no-one did, for that matter).

What? Surely not. Well, there was a lot of talent in those nominations. He was up against Charlene Tilton for Christ sake!

.unless you're willing to do the Lorenzo Rehabilitation Programme.

What does it involve? Licking Lorenzo's armptits? 30 years ago? I'll do it!!!

 

[Willie Oleson]

He was up against Charlene Tilton for Christ sake!

OK, you have a point, she was head and shoulders above the other candidates.

 

[tommie]

I heard or read numerous people over time laughingly assert what "a terrible actor" Lorenzo was...

And just why I could never understand -- I actually thought he was pretty good.

I think they confuse his Falcon Crest role with his Renegade role. He was horrible in Renegade, but then again, Renegade was horrible full stop.

He was perfect as Lance in Falcon Crest.

 

[Alexis]

OK, you have a point, she was head and shoulders above the other candidates.

I don't think she's been head and shoulders above anyone. Ever.

 

[Matthew Blaisdel]

I heard or read numerous people over time laughingly assert what "a terrible actor" Lorenzo was...

And just why I could never understand -- I actually thought he was pretty good.

Maybe they are just jealous or can't stand the fact that someone that looks georgous can act as well.