Southfork under contract for sale.

[pete lashmar]

if I had enough money, I'd do what you said above and also hire a bunch of actors to walk around pretending to be the Ewings, drinking bourbon and arguing and pretending to work on the ranch and have important meetings in town and all that.

...and having weddings in the driveway :hl::laugh1:

 

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

if I had enough money, I'd do what you said above and also hire a bunch of actors to walk around pretending to be the Ewings, drinking bourbon and arguing and pretending to work on the ranch and have important meetings in town and all that.

Well, if you like I am Jock Ewing's grandson Luke & I could pop round every now & again & have an argument with whoever is playing Bobby Ewing!

I can tell him he's a drunk & an unfit Father & the sooner he's put in a Sanitarium the better off we'll all be!

Me & Christopher could always swim in the pool for you, nude of course before streaking up the stairs to put some clothes on!

What do you think?

 

[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

Well, if you like I am Jock Ewing's grandson Luke & I could pop round every now & again & have an argument with whoever is playing Bobby Ewing!

I can tell him he's a drunk & an unfit Father & the sooner he's put in a Sanitarium the better off we'll all be!

Me & Christopher could always swim in the pool for you, nude of course before streaking up the stairs to put some clothes on!

What do you think?

as there would be no need to adhere to broadcast TV standards and practices, it would be pretty much 'anything goes' in my house - naked stair streaking, exposed 'buoys', etc! I'd still advise the fake Jock to stick mainly to 'damn' and 'hell' as far as salty language to keep things true to the original show.

 

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

as there would be no need to adhere to broadcast TV standards and practices, it would be pretty much 'anything goes' in my house - naked stair streaking, exposed 'buoys', etc! I'd still advise the fake Jock to stick mainly to 'damn' and 'hell' as far as salty language to keep things true to the original show.

Yeah I think Wes should be able to say 'damn' 'hell' 'Ellie' and 'How could a fraud know the things I know!?!'

I've advised Wes that if he's gonna join us in the pool he at least should put his swimming trunks on!

No one wants to see Jock Ewing's assets!