What was the last film you watched?

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EYES WIDE SHUT (1999)

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Not a rewatch but more like a second attempt to watch it. The first experience (as soon as it was available on rental video, I suppose) happened at a time in which I was much more into horror and blockbuster spectacle, and I've always considered the possibility that I watched it in the wrong frame of mind.
It's been on and off my to-rewatch list many times and as a result it never materialised - until today.

The film opens rather promising with the pretty and successful high society doctor's couple at the top of their game. It instantly raises the question "how long before this is going to fall apart" because that's the only way to go from there.
That happens when the doctor's wife (Nicole Kidman) confesses to her husband (Tom Cruise) that she's had adulterous sexual fantasies, and she does that to prove that women are in fact sexual individuals and not necessarily hopelessly devoted to their precious husbands.
It's the kind of conversation/argument that would have looked quite interesting in the 1940s or 1950s - and perhaps it has a whiff of BRIEF ENCOUNTER - but in 1999 it all sounds a bit forced.
Another point in this conversation that needs to be proven, with the wife's intent to checkmate her husband, is the difference between physical and mental faithfullness.
It's a "just because you don't do it doesn't mean you don't want to" rhetoric and I find it so utterly pointless because no matter how much you worship your spouse, you can't put a picket fence around your sexual impulses. That's why it's called an impulse, and being faithful is simply not giving in to those impulses.

From that point on we're supposed to believe the Tom Cruise's doctor is becoming obsessed with adultery and secrecy, courtesy of a "thought bubble" showing the wife's imaginary adultery as discussed before. The doctor himself never changes, he's the same polite, stone-faced character from start to finish which makes his lust for adventure hard to swallow.
This is especially visible during a conversation in which a friend of his tells him about a piano gig in a mysterious setting.
When I think of "embarking on an odyssey" - such a dear concept in film - it conjures up images of funny/bizarre/dramatic encounters (e.g. Midnight Cowboy), but this conversation painstakingly roadmaps Tom Cruise to the film's pièce de résistance, maybe the only reason this film was made.
Contrivance is an essential part of (script) writing but the trick is to make it look natural or accidental.
Stanley Kubrick proves once again that he gets the best images out of his film, and he's very generous in showing exactly that, but I don't find him a great storyteller.

Nothing significant happens, Tom Cruise is ordered to strip and that also doesn't happen because nude men don't exist in this erotic psychological world. After that he's ordered to leave the scene (some kind of high-end swingers society) and the rest of the film explains how big and important and serious it all is. But not so serious that it has any impact on the story or the characters. *sighs*

In a nutshell, Eyes Wide Shut looks like a remake of a Peter Greenaway film that has all of Greenaway's bite, humour and audacity stamped out of it.
On top of everything it moves slower than a daytime soap and I think it's telling when the main cast is constantly upstaged by the minor supporting characters.
This time I made it to the end credits, but there were many, many times when I was thinking of my upcoming dental appointment and how much more fun that is going to be.
It's easy for me to say "I hate this film" but I'd like to elaborate by saying that it made me feel awful having watched Eyes Wide Shut. Yes, ironically it does linger on, but with a frustrating and depressing aftertaste, and I wish there was a way to un-see it.
 

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Any film that ends on the eff-word can't be all that good.
 

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G20 (2025)
Viola Davis as a US President who uses her Army training to personally take down a gang of terrorists.
Well done, but basically another Die Hard clone.
 

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It looks great and it's an interesting idea, but I think it would have worked better as a short film, like an arthouse Twilight Zone episode
Hmmm... that's a pity as I've been keeping an eye on the schedules hoping to come across this movie. Blur's video "To The End" pays homage to Last Year At Marienbad.
Excellent song, excellent video.... one's interest was piqued.
 

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Prom Night (1980).

My favorite of JLC's foray into the horror movie/scream queen genre.

This is probably the most atypical of the slasher films she did during that period of time where there is a strong backstory, character development, a fun disco dance number, an almost ten minute chase scene, and the final shot and song is so heartbreaking.
 

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I just finished the TV movie remake of SORRY, WRONG NUMBER (1989), starring Loni Anderson, Patrick Macnee, and Hal Holbrook. It originally aired on the USA Network.

First, I'll say this right off the bat -- Loni is no Barbara Stanwyck, but I thought she did a decent job. Her rendition of the bed-ridden heroine is much more sympathetic than Stanwyck's version. There's even some good suspense towards the end.

It's a middling late-80s remake of a classic noir. It's available for free online, so you're not wasting anything but time to watch it.

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I was introduced to this remake before I saw the original. In fact, my mom got this movie confused with Dial M for Murder when she said that she would be ok at the end. Boy was I in for a surprise in the final moments of this movie.

When i saw the original years later, I was struck by how cold/mean both she and her hubby were in the original version vs the warmer take that both performers did in the remake.
 

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KINDS OF KINDNESS (2024)

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My favourite Lathimos film so far. Rather than incomprehensibly trippy, the KoK trilogy delivers three perfectly wacky episodes that are thematically connected.
It's an exercise in getting away with outlandishness because it almost makes sense.
The two-dimensional presentation of story and characters kept me at arm's length but this made the human touches (the kindness, I suppose) all the more surprising and upsetting.
Fans of INSIDE NO. 9 will love this, I think.
 

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Fear is the Key (1972)
Half-way between Barry Newman's first appearance as Petrocelli in The Lawyer, and returning to the role on TV, he made this action-thriller.
It's hard to know how to characterise it beyond that description. For the first half-hour it's a chase move before morphing into a James Bond style undercover tale. It's only in the last half hour or so that it's finally revealed what it had all been about.
 

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I just watched Priscilla (Wife of Elvis as opposed to Queen of the Desert) on the iPlayer and really liked it. This review hits the nail on the head for me:
 

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Ski Party (1965)
Snowbound entry in the Beach Party franchise.
Frankie Avalon is back, along with Dwayne Hickman, presumably at a loose end after Dobie Gillis, and as love interests, former Gidget Deborah Walley and future Batgirl Yvonne Craig.
 

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SNOW WHITE (2025)

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I think the beauty of fairy tales is the creepy wackiness used to convey the message or warning, and no matter how nonsensical it is somehow it just works (if three or four centuries of popular literature is anything to go by).
There have been various modern retellings of the classic fairy tales desperately trying to mould it into something logical and "worthy" of our attention.
Characters are fleshed out with origin and motivation to make them more relatable, and while that usually works fine in any other type of film I think it undermines the otherworldliness of the fairy tale.

This is very much the case with this umpteenth presentation of Snow White And The (Uncredited) Seven Dwarfs.
Right from the very beginning it becomes clear that the selfishly romantic daydream of Snow White '37 is replaced with fairness and righteousness and the global happiness that goes with it.
The King, his new wife and his daughter are all ambitious politicians and despite my previous comments I can understand why they did it.
It makes the story bigger and perhaps they thought it would give the story more raison d'être.
To be perfectly honest, that's exactly what Disney has done with the animated films.
Nobody believed in his Snow White movie adventure but he expanded the universe with all sorts of details to support a feature-length narrative.
From Snow White L to Snow White XXL, as it were.
One thing I really liked about this new interpretation is the constant wordplay on "fair" as in "the fairest one of all". It's quite clever how it underscores the political theme without dismissing its place in the fairy tale.

Rachel Zegler is adorable as Snow White, she's skinny and all mouth and teeth, and I think she's my favourite of the live-action Disney princesses.
(Not Prince) Jonathan - also known as Not Jonathan Princess - is cute and funny and he's basically Flynn Rider. And if it's good enough for Princess Rapunzel....
Gal Gadot's Queen character...oh boy...she's Joan Crawford in Queen Bee (1955).
She's got exactly the same attitude: be a bitch, take everything and never apologise.
I often found her unintentionally hilarious because of all the unconvincing sneering and gloating, and her musical number sucks. BIG time.
She simply doesn't have the vocal talent or diva gravitas to make it look like iconic Disney Villainy.
Jonathan's rebel camp looks particularly uninspired and uncomfortably shoehorned in, what were they thinking.
The dwarfs animation takes some getting used to but when all is said and done, the best musical act is the fantastic update of Whistle While You Work that takes place inside the dwarfs cottage.
The Snow White/Jonathan duet Princess Problems is also entertaining but the rest of the soundtrack is mediocre imo.
IMDB also credits the classic Someday My Prince Will Come but somehow I must have missed that one.

It's very unlikely that I'm going to revisit this much talked-about version of Snow White, but I feel the same about the other Disney live-action remakes (except Jungle Book, that's awesome).

6/10
 

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STAN & OLLIE (2018)

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The motivation was the novelty of watching actors playing Laurel & Hardy, but 5 minutes into the film I realised I could have watched that on youtube (the trailer, or a few scenes).
Also, because it's about them it's not a traditional Laurel & Hardy comedy, and I wondered if I had made the wrong choice.
But as the film progressed I started to love it more and more and I also realised that I didn't know very much about them.
The dramatised events of their theatre tour in the UK and Ireland in anticipation of a movie comeback look elegantly sentimental, and the actors (including the actresses as the wives) are delightful to watch.
The end credits show various scenes and pictures of the real Laurel and Hardy and I almost didn't recognise them because I thought they were supposed to look like Steve Coogan and John Reilly.
Only goes to show the power of movie illusion.

One downside: it feels kind of frustrating that the Robin Hood/Rob 'M Good film was never made (but there are some spoilers anyway!)
 

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LAROY, TEXAS (2023)

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I clicked on the intriguing prime thumbnail without knowing anything about it, and then the very uncomfortable hitchhiker opening scene proved that I had stumbled on a real gem.
I'm a total sucker for dust bowl small-town drama and Laroy, Texas delivers in spades.
It doesn't take long to see where the inspiration for this film came from and this comparison inevitably raises the expectations.

The intricate story of deceit, gullibility, twists and misinterpretations is very well done, but when it comes to character and atmosphere it misses a few beats here and there.
Humorous or dramatic timing, especially in character conversation, has to be one of the most difficult things to achieve in film and in that regard there's nothing in Laroy, Texas that really pops.
Some characters are kinda bland: the sister-in-law, the LaDoux thugs, the blackmail stripper and even the hitman (save for the opening scene).

The ending is very satisfying and there are some touching moments in it.
It's an almost-great movie with a very pleasant score, and a B-version of FARGO is better than no FARGO at all.
 

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Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (2022)
This is one film that lives up to its name - not the "story" part, the "weird" part.
Just as Al made his name with song parodies, this is a biopic parody - similar to Spinal Tap but made even weirder by the fact that the central characters are real people who just didn't do these things . . . or did they?
 

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COMPANION (2025)

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This film almost looks like a sequel to EX MACHINA or the brilliant BLACK MIRROR episode "Be Right Back", but it offers a unique angle that gives the viewer something to chew on. It's non-stop thrilling and entertaining with lots of funny details in it, and I was a little bit disappointed that it ended (but maybe that's how it should feel when a film doesn't show more than it needs to do).
There's one moment in the story (not even a big moment) that took me by surprise. More clever people will spot it before it happens but to me it was a "oh!" thing.
Jack Quaid looks just as mean as his daddy and I want him so bad in a DALLAS style drama series.
 

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Frozen (2010)

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This isn't a film I was aware of before last night. I added it to my watchlist along with a few others and opted to watch it simply because it wasn't overlong and didn't look too challenging.

The overall vibe was of a decent TV movie. There's an intimacy and the performances are decent, and much of the film rides on this (it stars Iceman from the X-Men and Emma Brown/Ryland from NuDallas who gets an "And introducing...." credit here). This air also meant my expectations were in check so that I could be pleasantly surprised (well, unpleasantly, really, given some of the scenarios here).

On the surface, the premise is a simple one: three young people are trapped in a chairlift, overlooked and forgotten as the ski resort closes down for the week. The "I can't believe they forgot us" element reminded me very much of Open Water, and I suppose is a key element of a number of such survival films. Plenty of mileage is gained from the incredulity that follows the realisation. Then comes the decision to take risks or freeze to death. And the subjectivity of the direction really sells the underlying horror of such unpleasant choices. Scenes are also long and dialogue-heavy, which adds to the sense of entrapment. Almost as much as for the characters, there's no relief for the audience.

For all its intimacy and perceived simplicity, the situation is an embarrassment of riches when it comes to milking tension, unnerving or creating horrific moments, and no fear or phobia is left unexplored. We're at a great height. In the dark. Freezing. Isolated and far from anyone in an overwhelmingly huge open space (despite its beautiful-on-paper location, there's actually very little to look at in this film. All we see in the grey gloom are trees, snow and other empty chairlifts. It quickly becomes oppressive which works wonderfully to create a sense of claustrophobia). In a rickety chair (in the film's latter stages, much is made out of a bolt working its way loose, which is imagery that's been seen in everything from Seventies disaster movies to the Final Destination series). Later comes the threat of predation and being eaten alive (one specific scene as the chair's occupants scream in horror while trying to avoid seeing and hearing such a thing happening feels lifted almost directly from 2007's Black Water) , and there's also much body horror with graphic detail of frostbite and broken limbs with protruding bones (according to Wikipedia, there were numerous faintings at Sundance, but I'm glad I didn't know this beforehand as it would have oversold the film to me and I might have been mildly disappointed that I remained conscious throughout).

And just in case you're not convinced this film has everything, I ask you: where else can you see Emma Bell sobbing with angst whilst simultaneously peeing onto her chair?

It's not a perfect film. That "made for TV" vibe was never quite shaken (though that's not necessarily a bad thing), and the dialogue is occasionally a little iffy and at times just a little too earnest. It's also (presumably) unintentionally funny at times, such as the moment where there's a guttural, chilling wolf howl echoing round and the girl calls out to her boyfriend to ask if that was him. Still, the sincerity also proves to be an asset and there were moments of reflection or pain that I found genuinely touching. Death actually means something to others in this film, and that's pretty important.​
 
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