Fibs, fibs & more fibs!

[Angela Channing]

I'm still living at the White House until Joe Biden kicks me out.

You even been the subject of gossip in the tabloid newspapers?

 

[DallasFanForever]

Oh yes! It was long rumored I was the captain of the Titanic and I was responsible for the whole mess. Made all the tabloids back then.

How much can you eat in one sitting?

 

[Angela Channing]

I can eat loads, just yesterday I ate this enormous cake as a mid morning snack.



Have you ever represented your country at sport?

 

[DallasFanForever]

Absolutely! I won Gold medals for archery, swimming, volleyball, boxing, and the decathlon at the 1968 Olympic Games.

How high can you jump?

 

[Long Lashes]

30 meters :danc:


Can you speak any foreign languages?

 

[DallasFanForever]

Yes, 37 total

How fast can you run?

 

[Long Lashes]

On a good day, I can manage a mile a minute

How many hours sleep do you need each night?

 

[DallasFanForever]

None at all

How much do you shop in a week?

 

[Long Lashes]

Every single day, all day


Do you have any hobbies?

 

[DallasFanForever]

No, none at all. I just sit here and stare off into space

How far can you swim?

 

[Banana Hammock]

I can swim 457 miles, from my house to George Clooneys, where he waits for me at the waters edge , so I can dry myself on his hairy chest.

Have you ever had a hair cut?

 

[DallasFanForever]

Not once. My hair touches the floor when I walk

How well can you sing?

 

[Long Lashes]

I'm not one to boast, but my vocals have been compared to Barbara Streisand's.




Are you related to anyone famous?

 

[DallasFanForever]

Yes, the entire Trump family

How tall are you?

 

[Biggie]

Sir, I'm a giant amongst men.

What is your best attribute?

 

[DallasFanForever]

My intelligence. I have an I.Q. of 9,000

How long can you hold your breath?

 

[Biggie]

I've been holding my breath since the winter of '72.....1872.

What's the last thing you did for the public good?

 

[DallasFanForever]

Never have. It’s all about me.

How fast can you drive?

 

[Long Lashes]

Not very fast because I don't put any fuel in my car, I just keep the drivers side door open and push it along with my foot.


Have you ever been featured on the International News?

 

[DallasFanForever]

Yes, the last time I won the Nobel Peace Prize

How much can you shop in one day?