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[That Bowie Girl]

I am laughing so hard I can't even figure out how to reply to this....you goofy girls @Michelle Stevens and @Long Lashes

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

I am laughing so hard I can't even figure out how to reply to this....you goofy girls @Michelle Stevens and @Long Lashes

Make that the hottest goofy girls.

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Just shopping for yachts with a tour all due to my incredible hotness.

Hotness is here ....

Yes she is and her name is Michelle Stevens, N1H.

My dear Aliens would like me to sell these "Pet Aliens" via my hot website --->

would people buy them? would you be tempted N2H?

I don't know who you're talking to with this N2H talk but are they alive aliens in these jars?

Don't they have any interest in the welfare of their fellow aliens?

Is it MY hot movie you are watching?

No, this one with a certain someone.

Is your movie on 3D?

I have no idea, but who cares the more rubbish classy merchandise my dear fans buy the richer I am getting!

Stooping to selling your hotness with these products dear 'Lashes? :fp:

Oh are you a nurse too? is their no end to your talents? on second thoughts, no, do not answer that

LOL, I was told I look incredible in white while holding needles. :danc:

Enrique would NEVER abandon me :danc: did I mention I am to feature in his latest video?

I'm sure he wouldn't, positive, ..... absolutely, ....... I agree! BTW, when was the last time he was in the Land of Long Lashes or do you have to go to Spain?

Oh, I can't wait to see this video.

I cant imagine Nappy Natalie having the energy to get angry. I wonder how she shows her displeasure?

Snoring. :eck:

Of course you are N2H :hb: after my Enrique haaa!

How very dare you! I've told you before that jealousy is not hot my friend :mo:

Jealously is what got me tossed in that Southfork pool and I was still hot.

Is that a punk look? no, no, no you are giving me nightmares again

But they give most appreciators of hotness hot dreams.

Its certainly not from my clothing range, I only provide hot on-trend outfits. I purchased the full length poncho from a tatty little shop -
I thought you would've loved it :floor:

Pfft! You dare to give me tatty shop products?

Lets try again how about something like this for the autumn/winter season ...

Its by Yves Saint Laurent (yes it really is Lol!) very classy and very you :yw:

It looks like the straight jackets you weird alien friends put you in on their space ship.

No thanks! It leaves my range of motion too limited and hides my hot bod!

 

[That Bowie Girl]

you weird alien friends put you in on their space ship

I am an alien and proud of it......so there! :floor:

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

I am an alien and proud of it......so there! :floor:

LOL, well you probably haven't met @Long Lashes aliens yet.

They don't seem to be the sharpest aliens in the universe ... in choosing 'Lashes hotness over mine?

They are a terrible influence on our dear friend with their suggestions of self-mutilation trends such as cutting of one's finger per hand.

It took me so long to persuade 'Lashes this was not on trend.

 

[That Bowie Girl]

LOL, well you probably haven't met @Long Lashes aliens yet.

They don't seem to be the sharpest aliens in the universe ... in choosing 'Lashes hotness over mine?

They are a terrible influence on our dear friend with their suggestions of self-mutilation trends such as cutting of one's finger per hand.

It took me so long to persuade 'Lashes this was not on trend.

I did think you were talking about me cause we are friends and I am like I said an alien but I had no idea about these other alien friends of hers Michelle. I am sure glad she has you to stay on top of this. We sure don't want @Long Lashes to be talked into hurting herself. :eck::eck::eck::eck::eck::eck::eck::eck:

:hl:

p.s. I am just one of Bowie's Aliens so you don't have to worry about me......I am harmless well unless....................mg:

 

[Long Lashes]

The hottest is here!

.. just admiring my own hotness

Just shopping for yachts with a tour all due to my incredible hotness.

Fab! yes, use your N2H status to get us a SC Yacht

Yes she is and her name is Michelle Stevens, N1H.

Lol!.. you never give up

I don't know who you're talking to with this N2H talk

You my friend you are Number 2 Hottest - although we have more competition now with @That Bowie Girl

are they alive aliens in these jars?

Yes they're alive. They're baby Alien Pets

Don't they have any interest in the welfare of their fellow aliens?

Its an experiment to see if the Alien Pets will survive on earth.
Would anyone like to try one and take it home?

No, this one with a certain someone.

mg: ... is that you? where are your earrings?

Stooping to selling your hotness with these products dear 'Lashes?

My fans want to buy anything connected to me

I was told I look incredible in white while holding needles.

Oh my who has been fibbing to you? :fp:

when was the last time he was in the Land of Long Lashes or do you have to go to Spain?

I was in Spain with Enrique this last weekend :danc: he was teaching me his dance moves, how he likes to spoil me.

Oh, I can't wait to see this video.

me too. I will blow you all away with my hotness

Jealously is what got me tossed in that Southfork pool and I was still hot.

true!

Pfft! You dare to give me tatty shop products?

I do dare

It looks like the straight jackets you weird alien friends put you in on their space ship.

Aww I thought you would've loved that outfit.

It leaves my range of motion too limited and hides my hot bod!

No, no, no it would keep you warm and cosy - give it more thought and you can always choose a different colour.
I will order you one from my friends at Yves Saint Laurent - you're welcome

LOL, well you probably haven't met @Long Lashes aliens yet.

They don't seem to be the sharpest aliens in the universe ... in choosing 'Lashes hotness over mine?

My aliens have excellent taste :bump:

They are a terrible influence on our dear friend with their suggestions of self-mutilation trends such as cutting of one's finger per hand.

It took me so long to persuade 'Lashes this was not on trend.

Oh how I wanted hot four fingered hands my aliens have some fab ideas.

 

[Long Lashes]

I am an alien and proud of it......so there! :floor:

:Clol:

We sure don't want @Long Lashes to be talked into hurting herself. :eck::eck::eck::eck::eck::eck::eck::eck:

Have no fear my Bowie friend - my aliens have the power to restore any limbs or other body parts I might lose.

Right now I am still considering getting rid of a few ribs to enhance my hot hourglass figure

p.s. I am just one of Bowie's Aliens so you don't have to worry about me......I am harmless well unless....................

Wow! a real life Bowie Alien



I claim this thread as mine. Yet again I am the hottest on SC

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

My hotness crown is atop by heavenly golden locks once again.

The hottest is here!

.. just admiring my own hotness

I use a mirror as it's the latest image of my incredible hotness.

Fab! yes, use your N2H status to get us a SC Yacht

Pfft! We'll see about that dear 'Lashes... we'll see. This outfit (in my sig) captures every twist and flex of Michelle's toned bod. The TESCO board will be like...

Lol!.. you never give up

You my friend you are Number 2 Hottest - although we have more competition now with @That Bowie Girl

The more the merrier.

Yes they're alive. They're baby Alien Pets

So they are sending their babies into this world in that way? Your aliens friends have some ethics issues that I don't understand.

Its an experiment to see if the Alien Pets will survive on earth.
Would anyone like to try one and take it home?

What is that light green goo that they live in in that jar? Your alien friends could kill Earthings with their alien germs.

mg: ... is that you? where are your earrings?

Michelle doesn't need earrings to be N1H. One of several Michelle movies before moving on to better things... like the SC Cafe.

My fans want to buy anything connected to me

If you say so dear 'Lashes .... if you say so.

Oh my who has been fibbing to you? :fp:

Every hot-blooded being alive today.

I was in Spain with Enrique this last weekend :danc: he was teaching me his dance moves, how he likes to spoil me.

How very nice. I was wondering where you went to. Does he have a private jet to pick you up?

me too. I will blow you all away with my hotness

Wow, you are really dancing well here. But you'll never come close to beating my dance moves.

I do dare

'LASHES!

Aww I thought you would've loved that outfit. [/quote

Your alien influence and your hotness jealously are made apparent. :mo:

No, no, no it would keep you warm and cosy - give it more thought and you can always choose a different colour.
I will order you one from my friends at Yves Saint Laurent - you're welcome

Oh no! You want me to be in a cocoon to hide my ultra-hotness but you may not like how incredible I will look once I break out.

My aliens have excellent taste :bump:

So you say.

Oh how I wanted hot four fingered hands my aliens have some fab ideas.

..... :fp:

 

[Long Lashes]

The crown of Hotness suits me even more with my new black hair ....

My hotness crown is atop by heavenly golden locks once again.

I still think you would suit a mousey-brown colour of hair

I use a mirror as it's the latest image of my incredible hotness.

Do your eyes not become sore form admiring yourself?

This outfit (in my sig) captures every twist and flex of Michelle's toned bod. The TESCO board will be like...

Okay, in this instance I stand by you - you've got to use your hotness and do what it takes to get us the SC Yacht! :hats:

So they are sending their babies into this world in that way? Your aliens friends have some ethics issues that I don't understand.

"Ethics" - is not something my aliens ever bother with

What is that light green goo that they live in in that jar?

Oooo! the light green goo?? - yes, I forgot to mention FOR GOODNESS SAKE DO NOT TOUCH THE GREEN GOO
the goo is similar to acid only 100 times more potent its used to protect the baby alien from harm --->

<---- aw look at his cute little face

Your alien friends could kill Earthings with their alien germs.

Yes they could

Michelle doesn't need earrings to be N1H. One of several Michelle movies before moving on to better things... like the SC Cafe.

:Clol: .. she has hit the top!

How very nice. I was wondering where you went to. Does he have a private jet to pick you up?

Naturally :danc:

you'll never come close to beating my dance moves.

Who taught you to dance like that? :eyes: not that Im really jealous or anything

LASHES!

What? ... what did I say :floor:




Must go my little alien pet needs feeding - just let me know if you would like to own one too :byebye:

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

I'm just on fire with hotness today.

The crown of Hotness suits me even more with my new black hair ....

Well it does make the hotness crown stand out but people look at me not the crown. BTW, you look good with black hair.

I still think you would suit a mousey-brown colour of hair

If I ever decided to go mousey-brown I'd make it hot too. :danc:

Do your eyes not become sore form admiring yourself?

Yes they do get sore and I don't like my lovely blue eyes to be sore. :eyes:

Okay, in this instance I stand by you - you've got to use your hotness and do what it takes to get us the SC Yacht! :hats:

Good to hear and I'm getting closer to our goal. These TESCO executives like my hot outfit in my sig.

"Ethics"

- is not something my aliens ever bother with

Oh my! You may need help with these aliens and their lack of ethics.

Oooo! the light green goo?? - yes, I forgot to mention FOR GOODNESS SAKE DO NOT TOUCH THE GREEN GOO
the goo is similar to acid only 100 times more potent its used to protect the baby alien from harm --->

<---- aw look at his cute little face

You consider that cute?

Have you been burned by this alien goo?

Yes they could

Be relieved to know I have many alien death weapons if that day comes.

Who taught you to dance like that? :eyes: not that Im really jealous or anything

The SC Shirtless Firefighters love to see me dance like that. To see my golden blonde locks in motion like that really get their attention.

What? ... what did I say :floor:

Must go my little alien pet needs feeding - just let me know if you would like to own one too :byebye:

Pfft, not those little things with those empty, dead black eyes.

Be careful 'Lashes!

 

[Long Lashes]

The hotness crown is back with the rightful owner

I'm just on fire with hotness today.

STAND BACK!!

All your hotness had gone now my friend

BTW, you look good with black hair

Thank you, but dont you mean good AND hot? :danc:

If I ever decided to go mousey-brown I'd make it hot too.

Whatever

Yes they do get sore and I don't like my lovely blue eyes to be sore.

Just stop looking in the mirror and your eyes will soon recover

. These TESCO executives like my hot outfit in my sig.

Fab news!! did you secure finance for the SC Yacht? :j1:

...or do they need to see the NIH..? (me )

You may need help with these aliens and their lack of ethics.

My sweet aliens are a lost cause and are completely ethic-less. They focus too much on taking over the universe

Have you been burned by this alien goo?

Phew! Luckily I remembered not to touch the goo - unfortunately I was remiss about informing my fans who purchased over 100 of the alien pets

... no worries, I am fully insured and my top lawyers are overseeing any claims for damages

The SC Shirtless Firefighters love to see me dance like that. To see my golden blonde locks in motion like that really get their attention.

Do they just
... maybe its time to hang up your dancing shoes and find a new hobby? have you ever considered taking up knitting?

Pfft, not those little things with those empty, dead black eyes

Shh

my alien pets might hear you and start to cry. Their cry is unbearable to human ears, the decibels are off the scale - this is something else I forgot to warn my fans about

Be careful 'Lashes!

I will be N2H and message me if you would like a pet alien.


I only have these five left

<--- you get first pick!

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

It seems I have to bring down my iron hand of hotness now...

The hotness crown is back with the rightful owner

PFFT! You never give up my friend.

STAND BACK!!

All your hotness had gone now my friend

Silly 'Lashes, water only enhances my hotness.

Thank you, but dont you mean good AND hot? :danc:

No, I only meant good.

Just stop looking in the mirror and your eyes will soon recover

That will be hard to do.

Fab news!! did you secure finance for the SC Yacht? :j1:

...or do they need to see the NIH..? (me )

I have to post another 1000 advert post for TESCO before I can secure the Yacht. I just should have worn my bunny outfit.... I don't think these TESCO executives want your alien goo and movie DVD's. :fp:

My sweet aliens are a lost cause and are completely ethic-less. They focus too much on taking over the universe

Why am I not surprised. Stay away from them, they are a bad influence.

Phew! Luckily I remembered not to touch the goo - unfortunately I was remiss about informing my fans who purchased over 100 of the alien pets

... no worries, I am fully insured and my top lawyers are overseeing any claims for damages

So you have the SC Lawyers involved now? You may need my hotness to help in this case as well. 100 alien pets with dangerous goo could bankrupt Soap Chat. No wonder we have forum outages. I should have known. :eck:

Do they just
... maybe its time to hang up your dancing shoes and find a new hobby? have you ever considered taking up knitting?

Maybe I'll knit something small and tight that I can tear/rip out of (while dancing) at a TESCO board meeting..... just thinking aloud.

Shh

my alien pets might hear you and start to cry. Their cry is unbearable to human ears, the decibels are off the scale - this is something else I forgot to warn my fans about

OMG, you have unleashed this menace onto this world. It seems I'll have to work with my ever so loyal minions to make ear-plugs for the world. 7 billion or so should do. :fp:

I will be N2H and message me if you would like a pet alien.

You still want to market these dangerous creatures after what you have revealed? Pfft too on this N2H talk dear friend. :mo:

I only have these five left

<--- you get first pick!

Only five? Well maybe keep them in safe keeping once the hoard of angry people start taking up arms against them. As leery as I am of your aliens I do not want harm to come to innocent life beings. I'll buy them and keep them safe at the SC Farm in special unit for alien life.

 

[Long Lashes]

I am still the hottest witch on SC ...

It seems I have to bring down my iron hand of hotness now...

That crown doesn't seem to fit you well, maybe I should keep it all the time :danc:

You never give up my friend.

"Stubborn" is my middle name

Silly 'Lashes, water only enhances my hotness.

...but your sun-kissed golden locks must be ruined by all that chlorine in the pool, has your hair turned green yet?

I have to post another 1000 advert post for TESCO before I can secure the Yacht.

Another 1000? :eck: those Tesco execs are greedy, but if it gets us a SC yacht then lets get cracking .....
Tesco, Tesco we love you, Tesco we love you, oh yes we do! :love7:

.... poetry isn't my strong point

I just should have worn my bunny outfit...

is that not worn out yet?

I don't think these TESCO executives want your alien goo and movie DVD's.

I have already made an appointment with Tesco for tomorrow and I will be pitching my alien pets to them. Tesco is just the place to sell my adorable little aliens and they could do a buy one get one free offer

So you have the SC Lawyers involved now?

Its not as bad as it sounds my friend only 10 people were injured...phew!

No wonder we have forum outages.

Maybe I'll knit something small and tight that I can tear/rip out of (while dancing) at a TESCO board meeting..... just thinking aloud.

Okay, but only for the Tesco meeting, not for wearing here or around SC :mo:

OMG, you have unleashed this menace onto this world.

I will have you know that my alien pets are very popular

It seems I'll have to work with my ever so loyal minions to make ear-plugs for the world. 7 billion or so should do.

Good idea

You still want to market these dangerous creatures after what you have revealed?

They are completely harmless just DO NOT TOUCH THE GOO and DO NOT MAKE THEM CRY - apart from that they're the ideal pet until they grow bigger

Pfft too on this N2H talk dear friend.

I dont know what you're talking about N2H

As leery as I am of your aliens I do not want harm to come to innocent life beings. I'll buy them and keep them safe at the SC Farm in special unit for alien life.

I knew you would fall in love with them

Here you go, take good care of them -->

<-- are you going to give them names?

Must go I am expecting another 500 Alien pets to be delivered :byebye:

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Getting ready for Halloween with my hot pumpkin.

I am still the hottest witch on SC ...

Oh no 'Lashes! It seems something is in your eye. You may need these during Halloween festivities, on trend safety eye wear.

That crown doesn't seem to fit you well, maybe I should keep it all the time :danc:

Pfft, it fits just fine. I'm just very active when I give a command wearing it and it gets loose.

"Stubborn"

is my middle name

That explains a lot. Long Stubborn Lashes. Sounds like a great name. :hats:

...but your sun-kissed golden locks must be ruined by all that chlorine in the pool, has your hair turned green yet?

Nonsense dear friend! You don't know the power of my hot sun-kissed golden locks. Chlorine can't meddle with my hotness. :mo:

Another 1000? :eck: those Tesco execs are greedy, but if it gets us a SC yacht then lets get cracking .....
Tesco, Tesco we love you, Tesco we love you, oh yes we do! :love7:

.... poetry isn't my strong point

They are greedy for my hotness but that is the story of my life.

Nice poem 'Lashes. Maybe you can give them a Christmas card with that on it?

is that not worn out yet?

Not at all even with my twisting and flexing it still holds up and many of my other outfits fail that test.

I have already made an appointment with Tesco for tomorrow and I will be pitching my alien pets to them. Tesco is just the place to sell my adorable little aliens and they could do a buy one get one free offer

You have them on sale out of the gate? That is an interesting strategy. :fp:

Its not as bad as it sounds my friend only 10 people were injured...phew!

ONLY 10? The SC Lawyers will be very active I see. mg:

Okay, but only for the Tesco meeting, not for wearing here or around SC :mo:

There will be very little of it left by the time I leave Tesco Headquarters. My hotness can't be contained my mere clothing.

I will have you know that my alien pets are very popular

Oh I'm sure they are, sure thing.

They are completely harmless just DO NOT TOUCH THE GOO and DO NOT MAKE THEM CRY - apart from that they're the ideal pet until they grow bigger

These aliens are going to be the death of us all.

I dont know what you're talking about N2H

PFFT!

I knew you would fall in love with them

Here you go, take good care of them -->

<-- are you going to give them names?

Yes, they'll get name but first what do they eat and do I need to clean their bottles from time to time to put it diplomatically?

Must go I am expecting another 500 Alien pets to be delivered :byebye:

This is an invasion! I'll have to get my Alien Death Ray ™ dusted off if thing get too far out of control.

 

[Long Lashes]

Ouch!

the things I have to do to remain number one hottest - its all worth it :danc:

Getting ready for Halloween with my hot pumpkin.

At least the pumpkin is hot :floor:

You may need these during Halloween festivities, on trend safety eye wear.

Thank you N2H, most kind, are these the same style you wear?

Pfft, it fits just fine. I'm just very active when I give a command wearing it and it gets loose.

A silver crown would suit you better , leave that gold crown for the N1H... me :danc:

Long Stubborn Lashes. Sounds like a great name.

LSL

You don't know the power of my hot sun-kissed golden locks.

Chlorine can't meddle with my hotness.

So if your sun-kissed locks don't turn green with the chlorine, maybe your earrings do? :bump:

Nice poem 'Lashes. Maybe you can give them a Christmas card with that on it?

Lol! .. I want them to sponsor our SC yacht, so I will leave the poetry alone

Not at all even with my twisting and flexing it still holds up and many of my other outfits fail that test.

TMI!

whoa!

ONLY 10? The SC Lawyers will be very active I see.

It'll be fine, the my injured fans will settle out of court and then we will all be happy

My hotness can't be contained my mere clothing.

If you say so N2H

These aliens are going to be the death of us all.

I know

what do they eat

Do you mean you haven't been feeding them? OMG my poor babies!

Quick get them some milk, it has to be sour milk and warmed to boiling point or they will not touch it.

do I need to clean their bottles from time to time to put it diplomatically?

Thats all taken care of my friend. The green goo dissolves any wastage - I told you they were easy to look after didn't I?

This is an invasion! I'll have to get my Alien Death Ray ™ dusted off if thing get too far out of control.

Lol! .. these are super-aliens so I doubt your Alien Death Ray ™ will have any effect

Just let me know when your pet aliens burst out of their jars and then I can talk you through the next phase. They do grow to be eight foot tall, did mention this? or did I forget

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

I received this lovely cake for my birthday. Someone knows of my supreme hotness with that crown.

Ouch!

the things I have to do to remain number one hottest - its all worth it :danc:

Pfft, don't torture yourself to keep up with me dear friend.

At least the pumpkin is hot :floor:

Thank you N2H, most kind, are these the same style you wear?

Michelle has superb eyesight but I would wear these if I were operating a drill press.

A silver crown would suit you better , leave that gold crown for the N1H... me :danc:

So if your sun-kissed locks don't turn green with the chlorine, maybe your earrings do? :bump:

Maybe!

Lol! .. I want them to sponsor our SC yacht, so I will leave the poetry alone

:bravo:

TMI!

whoa!

Not for the SC Shirtless Firefighters. :Clol:

It'll be fine, the my injured fans will settle out of court and then we will all be happy

I'm starting to see why SC 's finances are low. :eck:

If you say so N2H

That is the truth dear 'Lashes!

Do you mean you haven't been feeding them? OMG my poor babies!

Quick get them some milk, it has to be sour milk and warmed to boiling point or they will not touch it.

Such high upkeep for these pesky aliens. We did have a gallon of sour milk at the SC Cafe so all turned out well.

Thats all taken care of my friend. The green goo dissolves any wastage - I told you they were easy to look after didn't I?

So we need to keep Bunny Heather from eating that green goo?

Lol! .. these are super-aliens so I doubt your Alien Death Ray ™ will have any effect

Just let me know when your pet aliens burst out of their jars and then I can talk you through the next phase. They do grow to be eight foot tall, did mention this? or did I forget

Michelle is hard art work on a Super Alien Death Ray ™.

If they grow to eight feet in height, even taller than The Enforcer than they we need to find an island for them to live on. Somewhere in the South Indian Ocean would be nice. Since the SC finances are low we can't purchase an island. I'll see if I can rent or lease an island for these pesky buggers.

 

[Long Lashes]

I received this lovely cake for my birthday. Someone knows of my supreme hotness with that crown.

You are the hottest Michelle just for today :hb: (wow, I feel dizzy after saying that)



Back to normal next week though

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

You are the hottest Michelle just for today :hb: (wow, I feel dizzy after saying that)



Back to normal next week though

Thank you for the temporary birthday truce. See how easy life is when my golden hotness crown is on my lovely golden locks. :byee:

 

[Long Lashes]

Just writing my Christmas gift list...

I wouldn't want any of my fans to send me cheap tacky stuff

I received this lovely cake for my birthday. Someone knows of my supreme hotness with that crown.

Beautiful cake! have you eaten it all now?

Pfft, don't torture yourself to keep up with me dear friend.

I won't because I am already ahead of you N2H

Yikes! :eck:

Not for the SC Shirtless Firefighters.

Ah! My number one fans they're planning a Christmas party in my honour

Such high upkeep for these pesky aliens. We did have a gallon of sour milk at the SC Cafe so all turned out well.

Phew! poor babies must have been starving.

So we need to keep Bunny Heather from eating that green goo?

If BH even breathes the green goo she will be a goner! its the most potent substance on earth.

Michelle is hard art work on a Super Alien Death Ray ™.

Good luck with that

If they grow to eight feet in height, even taller than The Enforcer than they we need to find an island for them to live on.

No "if" about it Michelle, they will grow to eight feet in height, aw but they will still be cute

I'll see if I can rent or lease an island for these pesky buggers.

.... but, but they want to stay here with us.

We have so much we could learn from the Alien Pets .... if they dont eat us

See how easy life is when my golden hotness crown is on my lovely golden locks.

"easy"?? :eck: no. no. no. it was a huge challenge for me not to reclaim my rightful title as the N1H on SC.

I feel so much better now I am back where I belong :danc: