Southfork under contract for sale.

[Julia's Gun]

Yes, I put in an offer and am just waiting for it to be accepted.
It will re-open as Valentine Lingerie's flagship store in a couple of months. Linda Gray has signed a contract to be the new store manager.

See you there soon!

 

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

Yes, I put in an offer and am just waiting for it to be accepted.
It will re-open as Valentine Lingerie's flagship store in a couple of months. Linda Gray has signed a contract to be the new store manager.

See you there soon!

I've just put in a higher bid.

As a representative of Feck Arse Industries we represent the cream of tomato soup in digital irons!

Digital irons are the future of pressing clothes.

We believe the future of the Southfork ranch should be associated by our expansion into digital weddings!

Therefore through the acquisition of Southfork we will retain all staff and it's current business model as long as product placement of our digital irons and other services are shown on site. The current wedding plan will soon be offered digitally. We hope we get the tender!

 

[pete lashmar]

Sorry everyone, not only have I got a confirmed offer on buying Southfork I have also acquired the full mineral rights.

Section 40 is gonna make me rich, richer than I ever thought possible, richer than my wildest dreams.

I have also bought the old Krebbs house...even more oil under there!!!

 

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

Sorry everyone, not only have I got a confirmed offer on buying Southfork I have also acquired the full mineral rights.

Section 40 is gonna make me rich, richer than I ever thought possible, richer than my wildest dreams.

I have also bought the old Krebbs house...even more oil under there!!!

You're going to demolish the ranch!

Nooooooooooooooooo!

 

[Julia's Gun]

Sorry, but there is no outbidding Valentine Lingerie. Just look who is lined up for our first fashion shoot - It's retro speedos all the way:
Patrick assures us he still looks the same. Tickets will be available online soon.

 

[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

I regret to inform you that you're all wrong: Ewing and Bennett Construction has revived the plans for its shopping center - the Section 40 Galleria is slated to open early 2023. As experts in many fields have declared, this is indeed the biggest thing since the invention of the hot dog.

(the plan is to keep the main house and ranch as-is, with minor updates to the pool area and the restoration of Jock's wood-paneled den to its former glory)

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Perhaps they can move the Southfork house to another Texas location. I'm more worried about the fate of The Southern Cross (which is really nearby, and nowhere near San Angleo).

 

[Toni]

Since she couldn´t buy the White House nor the Playboy mansion, Miss Piggy also wants
to bid for Southfork. Anyway, she´s building a small replica in case it´s too much for her!​

 

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

I've just been in contact with the richest women in Australia Stephanie Harper, and she has assured me that through Harper Mining we will keep going higher with the tender so that we can purchase Southfork.

Stephanie has decided to leave Eden and move into Southfork instead. If she can't get Southfork I guess she'll just have to Return To Eden!!

 

[Lastkidpicked]

Ewing and Bennett Construction has revived the plans for its shopping center - the Section 40 Galleria is slated to open early 2023. As experts in many fields have declared, this is indeed the biggest thing since the invention of the hot dog.

I was pleased to hear you are using roofing tiles instead of composition shingles, which cheapen the house.

Perhaps they can move the Southfork house to another Texas location.

Truthfully, the house itself is the least of the Southfork experience for me. It's everything OUTSIDE the house that I love. The sounds of the horses, the smell of the pastures, the humid breeze. It just feels like Texas.

 

[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

I was pleased to hear you are using roofing tiles instead of composition shingles, which cheapen the house.

why, I wouldn’t dream of using shingles on the biggest shopping center between New York and LA!!

 

[Rove]

Stephanie has decided to leave Eden and move into Southfork instead.

I've been reliable informed Stephanie will bring along her pet...

​

 

[Alison Carr]

This would be so sad if it goes, it's literally my ideal home....problem being I don't have the ideal money to make that purchase. This is an iconic building steeped in a rich TV history. I want it! I promise to let ya all come for a BBQ if you club together and buy it for me ...Well if you don't ask you don't get! We will have an annual BBQ in high winds and will block all attempts to drill on that sacred land. However, the Krebbs ranch can be sold off so if anyone wants it then not a problem. I am now off to plan which outfits I will wear as I sweep down the staircase each day.

 

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

I hope we can do something to stop Southfork from being demolished.

 

[Rove]

it's literally my ideal home

I've always promised myself if I won a big enough lottery I would build a replica of Southfork but the interior is based on 4800 Park Lane, Dallas, Texas. One can only dream.

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

I built a perfect replica of Southfork in 1984 which now rests on the top shelf of my study.

But none of you may visit it.

And I didn't use Legos:

 

[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

I built a perfect replica of Southfork in 1984 which now rests on the top shelf of my study.

But none of you may visit it.

And I didn't use Legos:

that's at least 58% more lifelike than the fake Southfork set in LA!

 

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

All jokes aside the possibility that the actual ranch house could be demolished is very real.

It's still upsetting me that it could be razed to the ground.

I hope and I pray that Southfork will be saved.

The house is such an iconic design. Please God, don't let Southfork be destroyed because people don't know how well it is loved.

 

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

I've been reliable informed Stephanie will bring along her pet...

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Stephanie calls him Sue Ellen because he's not fond of the water unless there's vodka in it!!

 

[Pamela_E]

There are two or three generations of people out there who don't know what Dallas is or maybe they do but don't really care. It's amazing to think it has lasted as a tourist attraction as long as it has.